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Film listings are edited by Cheryl Eddy. Reviewers are Robert Avila,
Meryl Cohen, David Fear, Dina Gachman, Susan Gerhard, Dennis Harvey,
Johnny Ray Huston, Patrick Macias, and Chuck Stephens. See Rep
Clock and Movie Clock, for theater
information.
Opening
*Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary See "Blood Symbol"
. (1:15) Castro.
*Marooned in Iraq See "Borderline". (1:37) Oaks.
*Sweet Sixteen See Movie Clock.
(1:45) Embarcadero, Shattuck.
2 Fast 2 Furious This sequel to the 2001 hit The Fast and
the Furious lacks original headliner Vin Diesel (who wanted 2 much
money 2 reprise his role), but the real stars of the show fast
cars, and plenty of them return. (2:08) California, Century
Plaza, Century 20, Grand Lake, Jack London.
*Wattstax "Let me show you the way," says a hot pink-clad
Rufus Thomas, midway through stealing this movie. "It's not too
late." He's addressing the audience at a landmark 1972 benefit
celebration, but the offer still stands. Thomas's charisma alone makes
Mel Stuarts's doc worth visiting. Contrast his cape-crusading
gift for getting people onto their feet and his witty way of commanding
them to return to their seats with Mick Jagger's fecklessness in the
face of Gimme Shelter's murder: the latter may be a superior
film, but Wattstax captures a cultural moment worth reviving
a day that ponders two different national anthems, then gets
down. A big clock behind the stage keeps time as the likes of the Staple
Singers, the Bar-Kays, Luther Ingram, and, somewhat anticlimactically
(in this restored version's "new" footage), Isaac Hayes bring
the sound of Memphis to L.A. But the crowd is the show as well: zebra
stripes for miles, and not a bad trip in sight. Occasionally the camera
steps out of the Memorial Coliseum for some fantastic free-formative
Richard Pryor routines, church testimony by the Emotions, and conversations
presided over by a pre-Love Boat Ted Lange. If you're feeling
curious rather than fast and furious, this is the season's real summer
jam. (1:44) Lumiere, Shattuck. (Huston)
Ongoing
L'auberge espagnole A sheltered French youth (Romain Duris)
heeds the advice to "go southwest, young man" and becomes
an economics exchange student in Barcelona. He ends up in an apartment
with six other twentysomething Euro-expatriates and steps into a whole
new world of liberating drinking, loving, and touchy-feely dorm room
epiphanies. Director Cédric Klapisch (When the Cat's Away...)
peppers this Candide-lite comedy with so much postcard photography
and "This was the semester that changed my life" narration
that any bigger picture musings are buried underneath a cringe-worthy
sense of schmaltz. There's a certain naive undergrad charm in the film's
view of pan-Europeanism as nothing more than a hostel takeover, where
nations of all stripes would get along if they all just chilled out,
smoked a doob, and sang along to Bob Marley. After two hours of clichéd
soul-searching amongst the college sophomore set, however, the movie's
title (slang for "euro pudding") takes the culinary metaphor
to the extreme: It goes from slightly delectable to a little too sweet,
far too sticky, and hardly worthy of being considered a full meal. (1:56)
Act I and II, Embarcadero. (Fear)
*Bend It like Beckham With a witty screenplay, feel-good story,
and kick-ass soundtrack, Gurinder Chadha's Bend It like Beckham
(named, by the way, for the soccer star who's also known as Mr. Posh
Spice) has already broken box-office records in the U.K. and arrives
in the United States with a worldwide $50 million gross already under
its belt. Jess, Beckham's protagonist, is a reluctant challenger
who's driven by her passion for soccer to deviate from the expectations
of her old-world family. Beckham pointedly punctures English,
Indian, and immigrant foibles despite a few jokes that are broad
enough to hit the side of a barn. But its pseudo-lesbian subplot is
unlikely to ruffle viewers of any lifestyle. More satisfyingly, the
film's climactic wedding scene erupts into high drama with mistaken-identity
mischief delicious enough to ensure it won't be mistaken for Monsoon
Wedding. (1:42) Embarcadero, Piedmont, Shattuck. (B. Ruby
Rich)
Blue Car Blue Car begins promisingly, as a narrative
refreshingly focused on the creative process of a young woman who is
neither insane nor suffering some other catastrophe. Too bad writer-director
Karen Moncrieff lets it all hit the fan later on, in unusually large
amounts. Eighteen-year-old Meg (Agnes Bruckner) expresses frustrations
about a neglectful mother, absentee father, and unstable younger sister
through some not terrible poetry. An English teacher (David Straitharn)
steps up to play creative mentor, espousing weak nuggets like "You
can go deeper" which do serve to inspire Meg. However, what
starts as an earnest teacher-student relationship is ruined by creepy
betrayal; Montcrieff also places enough obstacles in young Meg's life
to fuel three other movies. Bruckner's honest and believable performance
is Blue Car's highlight. (1:28) Balboa. (Koh)
*Bowling for Columbine In Bowling for Columbine, Michael
Moore attempts to find out why, exactly, America is so very homicidal.
What's so powerful about the film, a truly intelligent departure from
the somber stranglehold of the Sept. 11 era on the topic of What's Wrong
with America, is what's so powerful about all of Moore's films: his
use of location, the comic mise-en-scène that one couldn't dream
up in a studio setting, the "reality" of our reality that
is truly too strange for words. I mean, after all this time, Who
lets this guy in? The camera rolls as Moore makes pit stops that
turn into filmmaking coups; by the time the interviews are over, those
catch-phrase historic events that had been reduced to very singular
meanings "Columbine," "Oklahoma City," "9/11"
are reinvented as the truly terrible, complex situations they
were. Ours is a population easily herded, a fact Moore enjoys as he
revisits some of the old ghosts of media frenzy: those "Africanized
killer bees" that never arrived, the razored apples poised to kill
children on Halloween. Should a country this hyped up on fear be armed?
That question is easy. The bigger one Why are we so afraid?
is largely unanswerable. What's new for Moore is taking on a question
so sticky in a time so angry in a country so thought-controlled. (1:59)
Balboa. (Gerhard)
Bruce Almighty When the endless why-me whining of frustrated
TV fluff-news reporter Bruce Nolan ("I'll never be an anchorman!
I have no credibility!") becomes more than even God wants to hear,
the deity Himself (Morgan Freeman) decides to shut the crybaby yuppie
up by letting him "play God" for a while, to see how he likes
it. At first, Bruce really, really does and this hit-and-miss
take on a good fantasy-comedy idea scores at least a few great set pieces
as Bruce (Jim Carrey) exults in his newly unlimited power. But eventually
he must be taught that individual self-interest is bad for society as
a whole (unpleasantly, the movie suggests it directly leads to looting
and rioting scenes featuring the lion's-share of the cast's minority
actors) and that only God can do God's job. (Needless to say, this not
a film inclined to question whether S/He/It is doing a good job.)
At that cynical, then mawkish third-act juncture, Bruce Almighty
stops being a decent-enough excuse for displays of Carrey's unmanageable
genius. Instead, it becomes very recognizable as the latest force-feeding
of bogus sentimental slop by the director who gave us Patch Adams.
For which God still has some 'splaining to do. (1:41) California,
Century Plaza, Century 20, Grand Lake, Jack London, Kabuki, Metreon,
1000 Van Ness, Presidio. (Harvey)
*'The Cremaster Cycle' A shoe fetish that dreamed it was an
opera, Matthew Barney's Cremaster Cycle is one of the grandest
well, costliest anyway acts of artistic folly ever committed
to celluloid: a five-part, multihour, phantasmically overdesigned and
fabulously well-financed extrapolation on themes variously related to
the musculature that controls based on data from internal emotions
and external temperatures the rising and the falling of the testicles.
Who says modern art is afraid to put its balls to the wall? Perversion
with a pedigree, the Cremaster films gussy up all of the black-and-white
demonology and hunk lusting of Kenneth Anger and Gregory Markopoulos's
1950s psychodramas in pink plaids, fuzzy scrotal headgear, and healthy
latherings of petroleum jelly retro avant-gardistry for the age
of Agnes B., if you know what I mean. And if you don't, that's probably
even better. A gallery installation that dreamed it was a Hollywood
blockbuster, The Cremaster Cycle works, despite its plethora
of indecipherables, in multiplex terms as well. (3:02) Castro, Lumiere,
Smith Rafael. (Stephens)
Daddy Day Care A Mr. Mom for the 21st Century, Eddie
Murphy's Daddy Day Care blends slapstick comedy with modern gender
role reversal. Two advertising tycoons (Murphy and Jeff Garlin) get
laid off and have to come up with new careers to keep their upper-middle-class
lifestyles afloat. The solution: day care for their kids (who, since
they're home all day, they're stuck with anyway) and their friends.
With a formula reminiscent of '80s sitcoms like My Two Dads and
Full House, the duo start without a clue but gradually become
champions of child care. Together, they tackle the whip-wielding headmistress
(Anjelica Huston) of a high-pressure preschool nearby. The cast of kids
is adorable, and overall, this is Murphy's funniest film since he switched
from R-rated stand-ups to family-style features. It almost makes you
remember Beverly Hills Cop and forget flops like Pluto Nash
almost.(1:30) Century Plaza, Century 20, Kabuki, Metreon,
1000 Van Ness. (Sabrina Crawford)
The Dancer Upstairs John Malkovich finally gives directing a
whirl with The Dancer Upstairs. Nicholas Shakespeare's screenplay
(based on his novel) was inspired by the 1991 arrest of philosophy professor
and Maoist Abimal Guzman, leader of Peru's Shining Path revolt
but Shakespeare removes context and dogma from the real life events,
placing the story in an unnamed Latin American country. Violent acts
are committed in devotion to a mysterious leader called Ezequiel, but
where's the revolution? Javier Bardem (Before Night Falls) turns
in a solid performance as the weary yet determined Detective Rejas obsessed
with finding Ezequiel. Toward the end Malkovich shifts the narrative
focus from Rejas's relentless hunt to a far less substantial subplot
involving the detective's romance with his daughter's dance instructor.
The move deflates an otherwise thoughtful directorial debut. (2:09)
Act I and II, Galaxy. (Koh)
*A Decade under the Influence You might think you've already
read and heard all you want to about how the 1970s were the last great
years for truly maverick filmmaking. But A Decade under the Influence,
a new documentary by Richard LaGravanese and the late Ted Demme, pulls
together such a felicitous array of interviews, clips, and errata that
those already familiar with the period will be fascinated all over again,
while those who weren't around to see these movies the first time will
want to rent everything they missed. While noting the rise of "imperfect"
(by prior glamour standards) stars and the unequal distribution of funded
artistic freedom (conspicuously, no female directors are interviewed
here), the film stops to regard various seminal titles. There are some
conspicuous absences (especially emblematic stars Jane Fonda and Jack
Nicholson), but you can't complain much about a film that does include
input from Polly Platt, Pam Grier, Jon Voight, and Jerry Schatzberg
as well as the more de rigeur Scorsese, Coppola, Robert Altman, and
Robert Towne. (1:48) Opera Plaza, Shattuck. (Harvey)
Down with Love New York, 1962: Sinatra and Esquivel are spinning
on the hi-fi, the suits are pure gray flannel, martinis are considered
lunch, and all of the Big Apple is bustling over Down with Love,
the new book from "It Girl" author Barbara Novak (Renée
Zellweger) that tells women how to "liberate" themselves from
love through sexual empowerment and massive chocolate consumption. She's
the protofeminist bookend to cad supreme Catcher Block (Ewan McGregor),
the star journalist of Know magazine who decides to beat Barbara
at her own game. Director Peyton Reed (Bring It On) and his cast
play the pastiche shell game to the hilt, paying homage to those smutty
yet wholesome Hudson-Day sex comedies of yesteryear by replicating their
candy-coated color schemes, period-fashion parades, and double entendres.
The result is a pretty piece of metafluff that aims to wink knowingly
and be as laughably lame as the mediocre originals it adores, a near
perfect forgery of a cinematic Big Mac. (1:42) Kabuki, Metreon, Oaks,
1000 Van Ness, Orinda. (Fear)
*Finding Nemo When his beloved son Nemo is whisked from the
ocean by a scuba diver, neurotic clown fish Marlin (Albert Brooks) launches
a Great Barrier Reef-sized quest to track him down, running into a huge
assortment of oceanic perils (sharks, shipwrecks, weird-looking deep-sea
fish, seagulls) and pals (notably a forgetful fish named Dory, who,
as voiced by Ellen DeGeneres, gets the film's biggest laughs) along
the way. Meanwhile, Nemo hatches elaborate escape plans with the creatures
dwelling in his new home a dentist's office aquarium. Though
the search-and-rescue plot of this latest computer-animated adventure
from Disney-Pixar (Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Monsters, Inc.) will
play pretty routine to the grown-ups, pint-sized audiences will be in
suspense to the end; adult audiences can enjoy the film's more subtle,
clever touches (the dental-office scenes are particularly ingenious).
(1:41) Century Plaza, Century 20, Grand Lake, Jack London, Kabuki,
Metreon, 1000 Van Ness, Orinda, Shattuck. (Eddy)
Holes Stanley Yelnats IV (Shia LaBeouf), a.k.a. "Caveman,"
is a Texas kid whose family curse plagues him with rotten luck. So when
Stanley gets sent to a surreal juvenile detention center for being in
the wrong place at the wrong time, he and his eccentric family just
blame the curse. The film's title comes from the endless holes that
Stanley and the other kids are forced to dig every day by Warden
Walker (Sigourney Weaver), who has some dark family secrets of her own.
The warden's associates keep the boys in line, with the sheriff-father
hen Mr. Sir (a beautifully campy and creepy Jon Voight) and the slimy
therapist Mr. Pendanski (Tim Blake Nelson) doling out punishments at
will. Holes scriptwriter Louis Sachar (adapting his award-winning
children's book) weaves in stories of Eastern European gypsies and Old
West ghost stories that add a touch of mystery and make Stanley's story
more Goonies than, say, Toy Story 2. (1:51) Shattuck.
(Gachman)
Identity The rain-machine operator makes the most significant
contribution to this not-boring but ultimately disappointing quasi-horror
thriller. On a very stormy Nevada desert night, flooded roads and a
series of highway mishaps bring several strangers together at a forlorn
little hotel, least welcome among them a murderer (Jake Busey) being
transported from one institution to another. But he's not the only character
meriting suspicion as others start being offed, more or less in order
of descending obnoxiousness. Those ten-little-Indians are chauffeur
John Cusack, cop Ray Liotta, prostitute Amanda Peet, movie star Rebecca
De Mornay, a badly injured woman, her son, her husband, a creepy clerk,
and discordant young newlyweds. James Mangold's movie starts out promisingly,
looking to provide a clean, tight 95 minutes of escalating panic. But
Michael Cooney's script soon makes the common current mistake of assuming
a teetersome pileup of narrative left turns will seem ingenious rather
than simply gimmicky. An hour in, that hope is toast. By then you'll
probably have guessed the killer's big "identity" secret,
anyway. (1:35) Four Star, Metreon, 1000 Van Ness. (Harvey)
The In-Laws Jerry Peyser (Albert Brooks) is a fanny pack-toting
podiatrist who likes to have everything under control. Steve Tobias
(Michael Douglas) is a deep-cover CIA operative with a warehouse full
of guns. Brought together by their children's engagement, this odd duo
end up entangled in a top-secret international arms deal with the FBI
hot on their trail. In remaking Arthur Hiller's 1979 comedy of the same
name, director Andrew Flemming closely adhered to Hiller's big-name-stars
formula (Alan Arkin and Peter Falk played the mismatched pair in the
original) but updated the screenplay to reflect contemporary society.
He did so despite the fact that Andrew Bergman, the original screenwriter,
is a master of making silly jokes into smart films, as he did on such
classics as Fletch and Blazing Saddles. Flemming's modernized
script may feature cell phones and laptops, but it's also clichéd
and predictable and retains precious little of Bergman's wit. (1:35)
Kabuki, Metreon, 1000 Van Ness. (Cohen)
The Italian Job Audiences who went into 1969's The Italian
Job got a silly little caper film breezing past inanity, thanks
to its post-mod '60s panache, the novelty of those British Minis racing
around Turin, and Michael Caine's cucumberlike coolness. This title-borrowing
retread, however, simply reheats a stock revenge plot with Angeleno
aesthetic slickness, plenty of advertising for this year's Cooper model,
and a Mark Wahlberg who's now officially one lousy remake over the line
of good will; suffice to say, today's Cineplex hounds get a much rawer
deal. The supporting cast supersizes the usual heist suspects
the computer nerd, the demolition expert, the getaway driver
for maximum background noise while pretty boy Wahlberg and prodigal
son Edward Norton mouth a screenwriter's idea of tough-guy-speak over
millions worth of gold, car-chase shenanigans, Charlize Theron, etc.
Director F. Gary Gray (The Negotiator) does exactly what he's
paid to do, tying all the pretty bows tight on a film that's a Hollywood
nocturnal emission efficiently sleek and essentially soulless.
(1:43) Century Plaza, Century 20, Jack London, Metreon. (Fear)
*Man on the Train A mysterious stranger (Johnny Hallyday) breezes
into a small French burg and attracts the attention of a local poetry
teacher (Jean Rochefort), who offers the out-of-towner room and board.
It turns out that the stranger is a career criminal with his eye on
the local bank and that the local is desperately looking for
one last chance at excitement to set off a long life of dullness and
regrets. It's the duo's gentle, tentative stabs at friendship before
tragedy inevitably rears its head that make the latest meditation by
director Patrice Leconte (The Hairdresser's Husband) on the melancholia
of loners and losers so quietly moving. Thanks to the alchemy of legendary
Gallic rocker Hallyday's steel-flint gaze and Rochefort's matronly kindness,
what should be a normal iconographic noir essayed in gun-metal
shades of blue gray takes the road less traveled, gracefully morphing
into an elegy of missed opportunities and misaligned lives. (1:30) Lumiere,
Shattuck. (Fear)
*The Man Without a Past In the dark and in the park, a solitary,
silent man the title character is viciously beaten
by strangers. He seems dead, but no, he's just deadpan, and thus at
home in the Finland of Aki Kaurismäki, where comedy and poverty
are married whether they like it or not, yet are still capable of a
fine romance. The Grand Prize winner at the 2002 Cannes Film Festival,
this film is dramatically expansive and stylistically extroverted by
Kaurismäki standards invoking melodrama in particular
but a Salvation Army-style DIY sensibility is still in effect. Along
with cosmic twin Jim Jarmusch, Kaurismäki has a silent-film sensibility:
he's fond of sight gags (the anti-antics of an allegedly vicious dog
are this movie's comic highlight), and his camera has never met a droll
face it didn't want to have a love-laced staring war with. (1:37) Four
Star. (Huston)
*Manic Anger management is no joke for suburban teen Lyle (Joseph
Gordon-Levitt), whose latest violent explosion on a baseball diamond
lands him in a juvenile lockdown facility. Waking up groggy and furious,
he at first disdains communication with the counselors (chief among
them Don Cheadle) and fellow patients. Eventually, however, personalities
break through his wall: bipolar rich kid Chad (Michael Bacall), 12-year-old
child molester Kenny (Cody Lightning), bully Mike (Elden Henson), and
self-mutilating shrinking violet Tracy (Zooey Deschanel). While tricked
out with a Dogma-like improvisational style and handheld video camera
work, Jordan Melamed's feature (written by two of the cast members)
leaps clear of stylistic trendiness, let alone angsty-youth-in-trouble
clichés. This intense, unsensationalized drama conveys the boredom,
volatility, and medicated vagueness of institutional life, always keeping
the kids' unvarnished emotions at center stage. The effect isn't always
pleasant, but it is riveting. Don't worry: after five minutes you'll
forget Gordon-Levitt is the kid from that leading '90s cultural crime,
3rd Rock from the Sun. (1:40) Galaxy. (Harvey)
The Matrix Reloaded The gang in black are back for more bullet
time, kung fu, and supposedly deep philosophical musings. Only this
time, the adventure is shapeless, overlong, and dangerously incoherent.
Now fully strapped with the "superman thing," Neo, a.k.a.
"the One" (Keanu Reeves), races through both real and unreal
worlds in order to find the Oracle, the Keymaker, and the Architect
(presumably, the Butcher and the Baker will pop up in November's Matrix
Revolutions), all of whom must be confronted in order to save the
last remnant of humanity. Unfortunately, what they've got to say doesn't
make a hell of a lot of sense, nor does the relentless exposition qualify
as a fun time at the movies. Happily, some of these problems are mitigated
by the requisite jaw-on-the-floor action scenes, at least one of which
(Neo versus an army of Agent Smiths), has to rank as one of the finest
ever filmed. (2:18) Century Plaza, Century 20, Grand Lake, Jack London,
Metreon, 1000 Van Ness, Orinda. (Macias)
*A Mighty Wind The latest from Christopher Guest (Best in
Show) and his ensemble of comics and character actors is another
high-concept parody: when the legendary folk music impresario Irving
Steinbloom passes away, his son organizes a tribute show featuring the
crème de la crème of the 1960s Bleecker Street scene.
The event heralds the return of such seminal acts as the Folksmen (Guest,
Michael McKean, and Harry Shearer) and the reunited Mitch and Mickey
(Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara). Wind features the genius comic
turns (Levy's shell-shocked Brian Wilson impersonation vies with Fred
Willard's unctuous band manager for the show-stealing throne) and deadpan
shtick that's become synonymous with the all-star collective. But although
Wind is still far funnier and more inventive than most of what
passes for yukfests these days, this experiment in without-a-net creative
comedy never quite gels; one senses that not even the editing room could
turn what's essentially a number of disparate, fragmented laugh-riot
ideas into the cohesive tour de force their legacy demands. (1:27) California,
Embarcadero, Empire. (Fear)
Nowhere in Africa Fleeing Germany on the eve of Hitler's rise
to power, an upper-class Jewish woman (Juliane Köhler) and her
five-year-old daughter relocate to Africa. Helping her husband manage
a farm in Kenya, she bristles at her new surroundings while the girl
must adjust to the confinement of English boarding school rules. But
thanks to a kindly cook (Sidede Onyulo) and their new environment's
"primitive" charms, the family slowly falls in love with their
adopted homeland. The inexplicable winner of this year's Best Foreign
Film Oscar, director Caroline Link's melodramatic travelogue seems constructed
from spare parts of typical nondomestic favorites: a pinch of historical
tragedy made personal here, a dash of inner-journey cliché there,
a hefty amount of semipatronizing attitudes toward the "other"
(when, really, we're all the same underneath!). It's a familiar enough
safari through foreign film-lite landscapes perfect for the toothless
section of Blockbuster Video's import shelf, though anyone expecting
anything past pretty scenery will find themselves heading nowhere fast.
(2:18) Four Star, Opera Plaza, Shattuck, Smith Rafael. (Fear)
Owning Mahowny Dan Mahowny (Philip Seymour Hoffman) is a mild-mannered
bank manager by day and an equally straight-faced gambling fiend by
night. He begins skimming from his work to play the tables and pay off
his betting debts, but his obsession takes over as his colorless
girlfriend (Minnie Driver) tries in vain to coax him from the cards.
Though director Richard Kwietniowski applies a nice, austere touch to
the true-life material, which is based on Gary Ross's book Stung,
Owning Mahowny only seems like the latest portrait in the rogue's
gallery of pale, hunched thinking-person's losers in which Hoffman specializes.
Like the high-rolling Mahowny, Hoffman is a victim of his own success,
riding a wave of these acting showcases. Let's hope this elegant yet
ultimately sterile film is the last in that streak for
the actor's sake. (1:47) Galaxy. (Kimberly Chun)
*The Pianist Roman Polanski's The Pianist is a stunning
look at one man's journey through the maze of fascism a detailed
map partly drawn from the filmmaker's own memories of his childhood
in Nazi-occupied Poland. Pianist Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is
separated from his family as they are sent to Dachau, and he takes refuge
in apartments that become solitary-confinement cells. When Szpilman
finally wanders into the world once again, he finds a seemingly endless
street of wreckage. The world has become a landfill, and only now is
there a possibility of freedom within it. The same blunt paradoxes that
define The Pianist's visual landscape color the film's view of
human nature. In particular, the movie emphasizes that Szpilman's talent
and reputation as a pianist save him from death. There's a wry incredulity
to Polanski's documentation of Szpilman's survival, a quality furthered
by the Brody's performance: his face is operatically sorrowful on the
surface, yet it's the subtle shifts in his expressions that are truly
revealing. (2:28) Four Star. (Huston)
*Raising Victor Vargas Set in the Latino blocks of New York
City's Lower East Side one hot summer, Peter Sollett's film at first
blush looks like a classic tale of teenage stud-male hubris taken down
a few pegs by innate female superiority the usual lesson in humility
ending with the usual conciliatory kiss. Which indeed is part of the
agenda here, but only part. Victor (Victor Rasuk) is a 16-or-so-year-old
with a smile like melting butter and a body whose muscles he's wont
to flex, even if they're not much more than a figment of his overconfident
imagination. Caught about to boink "Fat Donna" (Donna Maldonado)
upstairs, he seizes on the conquest of model-looking, wildly uninterested
Judy (Judy Marte) as the ticket to salvage his temporarily tainted reputation
as a high-end ladies' man. Toeing a line between high comedy and near
tragedy that's utterly natural throughout, Raising Victor Vargas
is a tiny yet well-crafted story. With its warm photography, exceptional
nonpro actors, and frequent hilarity, this very small movie is an almost
perfectly realized joy. (1:40) Balboa, Opera Plaza, Shattuck.
(Harvey)
*The Sea The elderly fishing magnate (Gunnar Eyjólfsson)
of a small Icelandic town gathers his children together on the eve of
publishing his memoirs. Once his clan and their significant others arrive,
the "joyous" reunion quickly turns sour as family feuds, childhood
wounds, and age-old bitterness reach a boiling point. The second film
from filmmaker Baltasar Kormákur (101 Reykjavik) represents
a major leap forward in storytelling chops, as the director crafts a
family portrait balancing the iciness of a Bergman psychodrama with
the hellish irreverence of a Bosch painting. As all of the hallmarks
of dysfunctional kin-meltdown narrative (infidelities, incest, rape,
betrayal, plain ol' piss-poor parenting) fall into place, Kormákur's
long-day journey into night suddenly turns rural Iceland into a nuclear
winter of discontent, where the only thing colder than the frozen tundra
are the hearts of blood relations. See it with someone you loathe. (1:49)
Opera Plaza. (Fear)
Spellbound A frightening, often comedic look into the family
lives of the nation's top young spellers, Jeff Blitz's documentary too
easily balances the oddities of overachievers: if there's an obsessed
speller, there's also a nonchalant one; some families are wealthy, some
are poor. There's diversity, love, faith, and most predictably, a fight
against the odds. Though the film builds tension as it reaches various
humiliating climaxes at the microphone, it suffers the same malady as
its subjects: it feels far more stage-managed than earned or lived.
(1:36) Embarcadero, Shattuck, Smith Rafael. (Gerhard)
Together Why is it that the violin is most often the
musical melodrama's weapon of choice? The shapely four-stringed starlet
racks up another screen credit in Together, playing second fiddle
to a father-son story 13-year-old wunderkind Xiaochun (Tang Yun)
and his pop (Liu Peiqi), a working-class cook that's as old as
the proverbial hills. Dad's a bit dim-witted but kindhearted enough
to know that his boy deserves better than a life in the sticks. So he
and the prodigy leave the provinces for Beijing, where the boy quickly
aces the musical academy's competition yet only places fifth. It's not
the last time the two-man family will face an obstacle that tests their
resolve or references their past. Director Chen Kaige mutes his jabs
at contemporary society within a simple, sappy story of musical aspirations
and family pathos. But it's not that Together's lack of discernible
political critique, critique that's prevalent in much of the director's
other work, is the cause of disappointment so much as the film's rote
treatment of its subject. (1:46) Albany, Bridge, Empire, Piedmont.
(Fear)
The Trip Alan (Larry Sullivan) is a closeted Republican journalist
and Tommy (Steve Braun) a longhaired gay rights activist when they first
meet in 1973 Los Angeles. Many pages of sitcomish dialogue later, they
become a couple, albeit one undone (as is the movie) by a ridiculous
midpoint crisis that manages to put Alan on par with Anita Bryant as
a late 70s hero for homophobes. He didn't mean it, really! Next stop,
1984, at which point AIDS provides a convenient opportunity for healing-if-tragic
reconciliation between the long-since-estranged duo. As long as it isn't
taking itself too seriously, this trite but harmless dramedy gets by
on cute leads and a sweet romance. Once the Will and Grace-meets
That 70s Show wannabe-ing turns into Philadelphia meets
defanged The Living End, however, it's clear that ambition well
outstrips ability here. A weak script and a low budget conspire to render
writer-director Miles Swain's first feature the kind of all-surface
"period piece" defined by retro wigs, thrift shop costumes,
a checklist of pop cultural references, familiar archival footage, and
the usual compilation-tape oldies. Not helping one bit are punishingly
broad comedy relief turns from supporting players Alexis Arquette, Jill
St. John, and Sirena Irwin. (1:43) Opera Plaza. (Harvey)
*Winged Migration Its unassuming title and topic (migratory
birds) notwithstanding, Jacques Perrin's documentary Winged Migration
is of a feather with the greatest of action movies: the only time the
screen is not occupied with ambushes, crash landings, gunshots, daring
escapes, murderous crustaceans, and crumbling icebergs, is when it follows
the birds in pure, sensational flight. Five crews of more than 450 people,
with 17 pilots and 14 cinematographers, were involved in filming these
birds in flight, and still the resulting sequences are so close, so
immediate, so lacking in artifice, that you would swear they were filmed
by another bird. And it's a running theme that while the humans are
so ingenious as to bring the film off traveling across 40 countries
in all seven continents, from the Eiffel Tower to Monument Valley, the
Arctic to the Amazon the indefatigable birds themselves are even
more astounding. (1:29) Albany, Clay, Empire, Piedmont, Smith Rafael.
(Amir Baghdachi)
Wisegirls Leaving a troubled past behind her in the Midwest,
med-school dropout Meg Kennedy (Mira Sorvino) heads to Staten Island
for a fresh start. She finds a job waiting tables at an upscale Italian
restaurant and makes fast friends with the other waiters (Mariah Carey,
Melora Walters). Before long, though, things soon become less Mystic
Pizza, more The Sopranos, as the eatery's Mafioso owners
and pistol-packin' clientele draw the naive Meg deeper into their unseemly
world. Though there's nothing particularly original about Wisegirls'
gangster moments the mob characters are stereotypical Corleone
knockoffs it's the heartfelt relationship between the three women
that make the film stand out. Sorvino, who's been hit-and-miss since
winning her Oscar, does nice work as a wounded good girl who struggles
to find her inner toughness. But let's be honest the only reason
anyone's bound to take note of Wisegirls is the presence of Carey.
Truth be told, it'd be a shame if Glitter really has sullied
her acting career for all time, because she turns in a pretty decent
supporting performance here. (1:36) Roxie. (Eddy)
Wrong Turn We haven't had a good psycho country yokels vs. tenderfoot
city folk horror flick in awhile, and despite the stamp of fx wizard
Stan Winston, Wrong Turn ain't no Pumpkinhead. Or Hills
Have Eyes, or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or any of the other
movies that exist to warn us of the horrible beasties that thrive in
wild, undiscovered, no-cell-phone-service corners of America. An ill-timed
short cut and a flat tire lead to a dirt-road collision between a medical
student (Desmond Harrington) and a group of kids on a camping trip (including
Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Eliza Dushku); naturally, they're
stranded deep in West Virginia woods patrolled by a family of hideously
disfigured, inbred mutants who enjoy a little cannibalism when the opportunity
runs squealing into their front yard. Plot holes are numerous, characters
are one-note, and genuine scares are minimal. But at least the reasonably
gory Wrong Turn offers a little variation on the played-out teen
serial killer formula and, though a Deliverance reference is
made, refrains from recycling "Dueling Banjos." (1:21) Century
Plaza, Century 20, Jack London, Kabuki, Metreon, 1000 Van Ness. (Eddy)
*X2: X-Men United Everyone's favorite mutants are back, with
the same director (Bryan Singer), cast (Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman,
Ian McKellan, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen), and thankfully, a sequel
that's far more satisfying and action-packed than the first X-Men
installment. Brian Cox joins the fray as the sinister Stryker, an
antimutant crusader hellbent on using Professor X (Stewart) as a pawn
in his scheme to make Earth a humans-only environment; as the title
suggests, X-Men (and women) good and bad must join forces to protect
their kind. This go-round, we get plenty of scenes where individuals
get to display their awesome powers (including new face Alan Cumming,
as the teleporting Nightcrawler) and more attention to character development
than you'd expect from a comic book-based movie with a huge ensemble
cast not to mention a meatier plot that's pretty much nonstop
action. Good stuff, and an auspicious start to the summer movie season.
(2:15) Century 20, Kabuki, Metreon, 1000 Van Ness. (Eddy)
Rep picks
*All the Real Girls The latest slice of poetic ruralism from
director-cowriter (with star Paul Schneider) David Gordon Green (George
Washington) is the story of a small-town Lothario who falls headfirst
into puppy love with his best friend's sister (Zooey Deschanel). After
she loses her virginity to another guy, the low-rent Casanova experiences
heartbreak for the first time. Starting off at the zero mark of a romance,
Girls skirts the cinematic road most traveled swelling
strings, torrid stares and charts a course for the small, private
moments that make up the beginning stages of a relationship. (1:30)
Red Vic. (Fear)
*Bus 174 Brazil's immense contradictions between dire poverty
and populist rhetoric are on full display in this unusually thoughtful
investigation into a notorious bus hijacking that ends, somewhat unpredictably,
in a measure of tragedy. Widely videotaped by television news crews
at the time, the incident could have easily ended up a simple tabloid
story. Instead, gifted documentarians José Padilha and Marcos
Prado insist on tossing this pebble of a scandal into the water, so
to speak, to allow their own antitabloid camera to trace the ripples
it sets off. As they investigate the actual motivations and influences
that carried ill-fated hijacker Sandro do Nascimento to his grand showdown,
the filmmakers uncover a history of trauma and tragedy so acute that
their archival documentary quickly develops a dimension of fictional
drama, as though the news had been written by an accomplished classical
playwright with a feel for doomed destiny. Padilha and Prado refuse
to separate their individual from the violent society that created him,
and in so doing have created a documentary masterpiece. Yerba Buena
Center for the Arts. (Rich)
*Che! Son of Betty Boop cartoonist Max, director Richard Fleischer
had just made box-office hits out of both sci-fi intestinal fantasy
Fantastic Voyage and Tony Curtis as The Boston Strangler (but
not the overbudgeted musical Dr. Doolittle) when a grateful Twentieth
Century Fox assigned him Che! Who better to make a film about
the late revolutionist and "now generation" saint? Well
everybody, really. Still, Fleischer's suspiciously "whatever"
versatility won out. Thus cinematic history was made in June 1969 with
the launch of this famous disaster, an (extremely) pseudo-documentary
fictionalization that tried to appeal to both the "radical youth"
audience and cold war-paranoiac bourgeoise. It portrays Che Guevara
(erstwhile Doctor Zhivago Omar Sharif) as a puppy-eyed idealist drawn
"innocently" into the Cuban revolution. Ah, but soon the corruptive
nature of evil communism itself turns him into a cold-blooded, unfeeling,
mass execution-approving idealogue. He's given ultimate dying-breath
comeuppance by a humble Bolivian peasant who might as well be speaking
lines written by the CIA. (And who knows?) In a jaw-dropping cartoon
of a performance by future one-arm-pushup-king Jack Palance, Fidel Castro
is portrayed as a back-stabbing schemer, boozer, womanizer, speech-cribber,
and ultimately insecure rube. The scene in which he and Che finally
part ways is played awfully like a forlorn lovers' parting, with Castro
suppressing needy tears as nobly (and as subtly) as Joan Crawford ever
did. Glossy, energetic, and idiotic, Che! has plenty of gringo
actors playing fictive figures in the most stereotypical fashion imaginable.
It's a camp classic of 1960s Hollywood studio daft conservatism right
up there with John Wayne's Green Berets. Note the presence of
cult icon Jesus Franco (Succubus, Venus in Furs) in the cast.
Extremely little-seen since its release the major studios tend
to maintain obliviousness toward their worst pre-video-age embarrassments
this misinformation classic will be unspooled at the Werepad
with 1962's equally infamous featurette Red Nightmare, in which
Dragnet's Jack Webb personally leads us on a tour of every red,
white, and blue-blooded American's patriotic bad dream. Incredibly,
it was originally called The Commies Are Coming, The Commies Are
Coming. You might never be able to raise your jaw again. Werepad.
(Harvey)
The Day I Will Never Forget Prolific documentarian Kim Longinotto
(Divorce Iranian Style, Gaea Girls) takes on a subject completely
foreign to most Western folk: female circumcision, as practiced by a
Somali community in Kenya. Yep, it's painful to imagine, and it's even
more painful to hear a little girl's screams while she's having the
"operation" (done with a razor and little or no anesthetic)
performed. Intent on not simply condemning a tradition that seems strange
to foreigners, Longinotto attempts to explore the reasons behind the
procedure, but the "it's our culture" argument seems pretty
weak when it's clear girls who are circumcised most against their
will suffer discomfort and medical problems for years thereafter.
Several girls (including a runaway bride) and women (including a nurse
who is strongly opposed to the operation) are profiled, and the film
ends on a high note as a group of girls taking advantage of Kenya's
first anticircumcision law score a groundbreaking legal victory. Yerba
Buena Center for the Arts. (Eddy)
Gangs of New York Gangs of New York is a disaster
not even of the colorful kind that might reflect some idiosyncratic
glory back on its maker, but a thwarted-epic mediocrity that suggests
creative waffling and executive interference from shooting-day one.
The first reel manages to overestablish every ham-fisted motif, betray
Martin Scorsese's fatally desperate willingness to please, and build
a lunatic air the subsequent two-and-a-half hours can never quite live
down all in one awful 20-minute prologue. A scrappy group of
mostly Irish immigrants led by Priest Vallon (Liam Neeson) makes its
final stand against the bullying "natives" of crime boss Bill
the Butcher (Daniel Day-Lewis) in the working-class Five Points district
of 1846 New York City. They're horribly crushed, with Vallon's only
child witnessing his father's death by the knife of the Butcher himself.
A moment later Priest's now grown-up son, Amsterdam (Leonardo DiCaprio),
is sprung from 15 intervening years in juvie, determined to get revenge.
Gangs wants to be so much: critique of this land-of-immigrants'
xenophobia, paean to NYC's street-fighting roots, American class-struggle
primer, heterosexual love story, father-son love story, buddy pic, bloody
goosing of costume drama. Yet it all shows up on screen as awful composite
cliché, when anything past faint intention registers at all.
(2:57) Red Vic. (Harvey)
*'Midnites for Maniacs' The Four Star's annual series of movies
so insane they can be screened only at the stroke of midnight continues
with Brian DePalma's 1980 thriller Dressed to Kill. Four Star.
We Interrupt this Empire... See 8 Days
a Week. Red Vic.