June 4-10

Fun fact: Saturn governs our urge for security and safety. Its place in an astrological chart marks the areas where a person feels least secure and is most likely to overcompensate.

Aries

(March 21-April 19)

Now's your big chance to take it all in, the incredibly vast vista of your own potential – dizzying! We're not here to tell you that seizing this chance to be the very best Aries you can be will be easy, but the time sure is right to reach out and grab yourself.

Taurus

(April 20-May 20)

Take a peek under the blankets of your psyche, Taurus, and make sure your unconscious desires are on the same track as your daily wants and needs. This is a time of great alchemy for you folks, when making pure harmony out of discordant forces comes easy. Just check that those opposing vibes aren't duking it out on the inside.

Gemini

(May 21-June 21)

Congratulations, Gemini. Saturn has left your building. You're probably all banged up from the recent cohabitation, so be really nice to yourself this week – your self-esteem may need a massage to work out some of the more painful psychic knots and emotional strains.

Cancer

(June 22-July 22)

We at the Psychic Dream Empire have rolled out the red carpet to usher the grand planet Saturn into your sign with all the pomp and glamour that befits such astrological royalty. We think Saturn's strong and focused presence in your world will help you yank your dreams from dreamland and plunk them down in the real world.

Leo

(July 23-Aug. 22)

It probably gives you a total panic attack to think about trashing what needs to be trashed, Leo, but if you try to hold on to it, you're never going to get your heart's desire. And what a big, juicy, scrumptious desire it is. It's all right for you to want what you want, and want it badly, even if it's not what you originally bargained for.

Virgo

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

OK, Virgo, you can come out now. Can't you feel it, down in your guts? It's what you've been silently longing for, and now is the time to go for it. Sure it's happening faster than you thought it would, but isn't this what you've been resting up for, anyway?

Libra

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Shit or get off the pot, fair Libra. This isn't run-of-the-mill Libran indecision we're reckoning with; this is about the big-ass, oh-so-real choices you've been putting off making. You're in a great place to figure out how you're going to move into your future.

Scorpio

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Patience, little scorpion, patience. Yes, the spot you're in may feel horribly uncomfortable, but you don't want to make a rash move just for a quick bit of relief. This is about how you manage your power, and if you make the mistake of tossing it around lightly, we promise it will return to chomp you on your derriere.

Sagittarius

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

No parking on the dance floor, Sag. It's time to move. This week provides you with a little platform of serenity from which to start hurling all that stunting bullshit overboard. What stunting bullshit? Oh please, you know what we're talking about. And we know you can handle it, champ.

Capricorn

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

You've paid your dues, you've earned your street cred, now allow yourself to enjoy the flowering of your fertility, Capricorn. It's all yours for the making and the taking, so let your mood be lightened, have a party, open a window, and let some positivity shine on your inner garden, gorgeous.

Aquarius

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Sure, you were in the right place at the right time, but don't let anyone get away with writing off your shining starriness as dumb luck – you worked for it. Now it's time to enjoy the rewards of such diligence and discipline. Offer your back up for some hearty pats, toss your horn around for some toots, or just honk the damn thing yourself. Good job!

Pisces

(Feb. 19-March 20)

There's the family we were stuck with at birth, and then there's the one we build around us. Someone from your tight clan is provoking some gnarly discussions you'd rather not have. Being shut down is not going to help. We at Psychic Therapies Inc. urge you to blast the doors of communication wide open, the better to get you out of the lousy pain you're in.

  Michelle Tea is an award-winning writer who is deeply enamored with the esoteric arts. Intuitive counselor Jessica Lanyadoo has been serving the Bay Area and beyond with her mind-blowingly accurate astrology and tarot readings for the past eight years.

Together they are Double Team Psychic Dream, an astrology-tarot collaboration that has been fraternizing with fate for the past five years. Call Lanyadoo for an appointment at (415) 336-8354. Write to Double Team at lovedoubleteam@hotmail.com.