Eating Clement
A dining club eats its
way, one restaurant at a time, along the Inner Richmond's most delicious
street.
By Kevin Hunsanger
LIKE MANY GREAT ideas, ours to form a dining club and
eat at every restaurant on Clement Street was born from a couple
bottles of wine. Of course, crushed grapes have also paved the way for
much folly, so I'll leave it to you to be the judge.
Call the neighborhood what you will New Chinatown, C-Town West,
or the Avenues one thing is certain: the Inner Richmond stretch
of blocks along Clement Street is jam-packed with good eats, cheap seats,
and exotic treats. There are 43 restaurants within the span of 13 blocks,
to be precise, and our goal was to dine at every single one of them,
one night a week for the better part of a year. An adventurous idea,
sure, but we weren't going to be reckless. The first step was to come
up with a plan, a way to rein in the chaos that is Clement Street dining.
We decided on the straight and narrow approach: Clement Street only,
beginning on the east at Arguello Boulevard and extending west to Park
Presidio Boulevard. Only restaurants with dinner service would be considered.
They must have a made-to-order kitchen (no delis, et cetera). Dim-sum
bakeries, while in abundant supply (and with their oh so tasty offerings),
would not make the list. Coffee shops, dessert creperies, and bars with
bags of pretzels would have to be visited on our own time.
Since our initial group of six consisted exclusively of neighborhood
residents, each with favorite spots, we immediately dismissed the random
approach as pure folly. We might make it a couple of months, sure, but
once we checked off all of the highlights, how long could we stay motivated?
Not that long was the general consensus. Much better to start
at one end and systematically work our way, address by address, to the
other. Spread out the highs, nibble through the lows, and, with luck,
be rewarded by hidden gems along the way. The plan, which
began in late January, has served us well to date, so pull up a
seat and join us while we Eat Clement!
There is no neighborhood in San Francisco quite like the Inner Richmond.
Culturally diverse and fiercely independent, Clement Street is a 100
percent Starbucks-free zone. Sidewalks teem with local residents who
shop at locally owned markets. On a first visit you may experience a
twinge of culture shock, but upon your return you will revisit
your new favorite noodle house. By the third stroll along
Clement, the varied shops and restaurants will seem uniquely your own,
and before you know it, you'll be throwing around how-ya-doin's like
the mayor. But for these weekly dinners, we leave the mayoral responsibilities
to those so inclined, favoring instead to play like ambassadors to the
whole of the gastronomic globe. From Chinese, Vietnamese, Burmese, and
Korean to French, Mediterranean, and good ol' home cooking, Clement
Street offers all of the tastes from near and far. Of course, nothing
beats a good pizza, and thankfully, we didn't have a choice in the matter.
Our project began beneath a very friendly moon, as we serendipitously
happened into Village Pizzeria, ideally located at 1 Clement,
on its "Beer Night." Every Monday and Thursday finds
big pitchers of Red Tail Ale priced to move at $4.50, but if you're
really on a budget, opt instead for the $3.50 pitchers of Rolling Rock.
Wonderfully lubricated, we settled into a neighborhood classic. Village
Pizzeria has been hand-spinning pizza pies for well over 20 years, and
with an expansive menu that includes gigantic gyro sandwiches on home-baked
bread, not-too-spicy chicken wings, and a passable (but not as good
as your mom's) lasagna, I expect it will be entertaining softball teams
and college students for many years to come.
But chances are you'll be heading there for the pizza, which is served
on either a decent thin crust, or my favorite, a knife-and-fork-necessary
Sicilian. And while they pile on the meat if that's how you want it
(try the Village Special), it's the unique combinations of fresh veggie
stuff that truly stand out, as in their Estafeta special. With
feta being its only cheese, the Estafeta is topped with a perfect mix
of roasted red peppers, green onions, roma tomatoes, pesto, and artichoke
hearts you won't see that combination on many other menus. And
if their house creations don't ring your bell, they have 29 individual
items that you can mix and match to your heart's content. Their slogan
is "Brooklyn to San Francisco," and on Clement, all we needed
to do was cross the street to find ourselves ...
... in France. Tucked away behind a row of trees, you may have to look
twice to spot Clémentine Restaurant, which suits the regulars
just fine. Formerly the location of Alain Rondelli, the space is more
often than not filled to capacity by 6 p.m. This may be the result of
the generous prix-fixe special (three courses from a select menu for
$23 Tuesday to Thursday and Sunday 5:30 to 7 p.m.), early appetites,
or that when you have a meal at Clémentine, you want to slow
it down and enjoy. On our visit to this charming bistro, "bonsoir"
's rang through the air, while Pernod was served to us in the traditional
manner by an attentive and enthusiastic staff. In a recent review of
Clémentine, the San Francisco Chronicle's Michael Bauer
said that "the staff could step into Fifth Floor or Masa's and
give them a run for their money." Maybe so, but I've never had
as much fun at the Fifth Floor as I've had at Clémentine,
where you'll encounter a Parisian aura so authentic that you may
find yourself dusting off what's left of your high school French so
you can play along. And then there's the food.
Chef-owner Didier Labbe took the reins of Clémentine some five
years ago, direct from experience in Paris's Michelin three-star restaurant
l'Arpège. It seems as though Labbe brought all of the good stuff
here with him. If you only ever have sweetbreads once, have them at
Clémentine. They are served as a cassoulet, with herbes de Provence
and champagne vinegar. I defended this dish with zeal amid the rotating
plates at our table. I only traded bites for the escargot, served out
of shell and in an iron skillet dimpled with garlic butter. Entrées
are equally impressive and affordable enough to make the Latin Quarter
institutions lower their berets in defeat. The pan-roasted day boat
scallops with lobster risotto and citrus verjus sauce at $17 can make
Francophiles out of the best of us.
Feeling a bit homesick, the EatClement group buzzed through sushi joints
(Murasaki Sushi Bar's monkfish liver was a standout) and quality
Vietnamese (Le Soleil: think Slanted Door without the fuss and
at half the price) so we could finally kick up our heels at Q for
a heaping batch of what chef-owner Andrew "Smiling Andy" Gillen
dubs "funky comfort food." If you haven't stopped by for Gillen
trademark fried chicken, barbecued ribs, or catfish fillets, get down
there now! Q epitomizes neighborhood dining, with no reservations
taken, rapidly rotating nightly specials, and a bustling staff who make
the wait somehow bearable. Friendly, noisy, and industrial-chic, Q excels
at big food for small prices, and that goes double for the wine list.
Gillen has gone to great lengths in order to provide an incredible selection
of wines at charitable prices, and with a dozen different wines by the
glass and around 20 half bottles, you'll have no trouble finding just
the vino to enjoy with your hearty steak or massive mac and cheese.
However, if you can't make up your mind, each entrée is matched
with a by-the-glass suggestion from Gillen listen well, friends,
he truly knows his stuff.
Many of the restaurants on Clement Street are owned and operated by
local residents, and Burma SuperStar tells quite a story. When
regular customers Joslyn and Desmond heard that their favorite spot
on the block was going to close, they pooled their resources and bought
the place so they could keep it alive. That was just over two years
ago, and the love that Joslyn and Desmond have put into their restaurant
has come back to them threefold; Burma SuperStar has truly broken out
and become a vibrant Clement Street staple. Rarely is the restaurant
without a queue of customers clamoring for an inside seat, but you won't
hear complaints with curries this good. Start with the now famous Burmese
samusa ($6.75): Burmese ravioli, hand wrapped and filled with curry
potatoes and minced chicken, then deep-fried and served with the house
special red sauce. The five-piece appetizer could certainly satisfy
the heartiest appetite as an entrée selection. Burma SuperStar
reworks the samousa into a wonderful vegetarian soup as well, and soups
generally (there are several on the menu) are a specialty of the house.
Vegetarians take particular note: there are twice as many vegetable/tofu
entries as there are meat selections on the menu. The spicy tofu with
vegetables in a garlic and chili sauce ($7.50) is good enough to make
a sworn carnivore swoon with delight.
But if it's noodles you crave on Clement Street, there really is only
one option: King of Thai Noodle House. With seven locations throughout
the city, King of Thai still enjoys its modest roots on Clement Street.
This tiny, cramped, hole-in-the-wall may make you pause in the face
of its chaotic energy, but if you can elbow your way to a table in the
back, you've struck gold. Truly bargain feasting at its best, King of
Thai offers stir-fried flat noodles beyond compare. Dig into the stir-fried
Chinese broccoli with combination seafood in gravy sauce over flat noodles
for a modest $6.75 and you'll be stuffed for days. The Thai fried rice
with roasted pork and Chinese sausage at $5.75 will make you sweat,
unless you ask for it "not too spicy." But then, what's the
fun of that? And just a couple of blocks away is King of Thai Kitchen,
a more spacious facsimile of the original, but with very late-night
hours. If you find yourself craving tom yum goog hot-and-sour shrimp
soup with lemongrass at 1:30 a.m., you now know where to head
King of Thai Kitchen stays open until 2:30 a.m.
Well, that about brings us up to snuff. The EatClement group will have
checked off a meager 17 out of 43 restaurants by the time you read this.
Of course, there was pub grub at the Bitter End (its trivia night
is better than the steak in peppercorn sauce, but you really should
have the shepherd's pie there anyway) and the incredible spicy fries
at Java. I can't really recommend the pig's ear or blood cubes
at the D and A Café, but we did face that demon and had
quite a fine time in spite of the ensuing MSG hangover.
Ahead of us lies the stuff of dreams: all-you-can-eat Korean barbecue
at Coriya Hot Pot City (where you cook it yourself at the table);
the Russian Bear, where I'm sure much vodka will make the
borscht go down better; everyone's favorite throwback diner, Hamburger
Haven; and then across the street to the newest addition to the
'hood, Pizza Orgasmica. Beyond those, many more spots to go before
we reach our goal and have to backtrack to the ones that have opened
since this project began.
We haven't missed a week yet, and the size of our dinner table keeps
growing. Some nights there are 9 or 10 of us. I can feel our momentum
growing, as Clement Street keeps rewarding, and regardless of the extra
pounds we may have picked up along the way, EatClement has been an unqualified
success. Join us next week I'm sure you'll be impressed!
Kevin Hunsanger is an owner of Green Apple Books and Music and has been
a Clement Street character for better than 12 years. Invite him to dinner
at kevin@greenapplebooks.com.
The itinerary so far:
Village Pizzeria 1 Clement, S.F. (415) 221-2100.
Clémentine Restaurant 126 Clement, S.F. (415) 387-0408.
Murasaki Sushi Bar 211 Clement, S.F. (415) 668-7317.
Le Soleil 143 Clement, S.F. (415) 668-4848.
Q 225 Clement, S.F. (415) 752-2298.
Burma SuperStar 309 Clement, S.F. (415) 387-2147.
King of Thai Noodle House 639 Clement, S.F. (415) 752-5198.
King of Thai Kitchen 346 Clement, S.F. (415) 831-5593.
Bitter End 441 Clement, S.F. (415) 221-9538.
Java 417 Clement, S.F. (415) 752-1541.
D & A Café 407 Clement, 668-7882.