Consider the noodle
By Paul Reidinger
A COLLEGE FRIEND , fashionably down and out in the service of
theatrical ambitions that, as it happened, would never be realized,
spent much of his early 20s subsisting on what he called "poverty
pasta" spaghetti tossed with some olive oil and a good shaking
of Kraft Parmesan cheese from the big green can in the refrigerator;
maybe some salt and pepper too, if any could be found. Poverty pasta
cost practically nothing, was easy to make, tasted OK, and was filling.
The noodle, then, I came to associate with intelligent thrift. You
might be living with a gaggle of your fellow penniless recent graduates
(some of whom you seemed not to know) in a rented house of large rooms
devoid of furnishings other than futons and stereos on the floor, but
if you had a couple of bucks you could go to Lucky and gather the matériel
for poverty pasta, and at least you would not have to eat canned dog
food for supper or go to bed hungry.
In a better, or at least wittier, world, Poverty Pasta would be an
excellent name for a restaurant a place where, say, the movers
from Starving Students could enjoy a square meal at a fair price. In
this world, and in this grand city, it is fair to suppose that the word
poverty (even if grandly capitalized) would put people off. Still,
times are tough so tough that even the occasional chain restaurant
founders and when the going gets tough, the tough eat noodles,
often at more graciously named noodle houses, such as International
Noodle House, which opened in May in the cavernous old Lyon's space
near the Civic Center.
With a rather spectacular ceiling of canopied steel, a mezzanine
and bar, and rows of broad windows along two busy streets, the setting
always struck me as a bit too snazzy, a bit too Paris brasserie, to
be an outlet of a chain whose chief rival in $1.99 breakfastdom is Denny's.
Menus laminated in plastic child-proofed, you might say
are not exactly standard issue in Civic Center restaurants. That's one
blunder INH hasn't repeated. On the other hand, it still feels as if
it must be part of a chain, though it isn't. Perhaps it's the ghost
of food corporations past, whispering reminders to me as I sit there.
International could mean practically anything, or nothing, but
at INH the kitchen makes a genuine effort to spread its wings. There
are noodlish offerings from China, Japan, Vietnam, Thailand, and Hong
Kong, as well as from Italy, whence issued Marco Polo, nearly a millennium
ago, on the oriental journey that is reputed to have brought pasta to
Italy.
Although the menu is heavily Asian, the spaghetti con polpe ($7.95)
is more than creditable, with a memorably spicy tomato sauce and three
golf ball-sized meatballs that seem not merely homemade but constituted
in meaningful part from veal, which imparts a subtle richness and smoothness
to mixed-meat grinds. You can't fake veal. Turkey is good but drier
and less smooth; pork has a giveaway sweetness. (I speak here as sometime
maker of meat loaf.)
Having established INH's occidental bona fides, we proceeded to sample
our way through the more easterly offerings. We found: big flavor, sometimes
odd textures, and modest prices, along with fitful and sometimes rushed
service easier to understand during the lunch crush than at the
twilight hour of dinner. Thai fish cakes ($6.95), for example, were
rubbery enough to make us long for steak knives, but, once slashed,
they were bewitchingly scented with lemongrass, and the cucumber-hoisin
dipping sauce on the side was an event in itself. Equally tricky to
eat, on a subsequent visit, were the Vietnamese hand rolls cylinders
of rice pancakes holding (along with shredded cabbage and carrots) shrimp
($5.95) or vegetables ($4.95), the latter consisting largely of mushrooms.
The rice-flour skins were tough to bite through, but the insides were
fresh and minty.
You do not see pad see ew ($7.95) Thai-style wide noodles tossed
with broccoli on all that many Thai menus hereabouts. INH's version
is quite flavorfully immense, and bulked up with a choice of meat. We
found that shreds of boneless chicken breast mingled very nicely with
the other mild-mannered, though not bland, ingredients. And just as
tastily mild-mannered was a Hong Kong-style seafood chow fun ($8.95),
a big tangle of fettuce-like noodles tossed with scallops, prawns, calamari
coins, and quarters of bok choy.
We also found a bit of Far Eastern fire to match that of the spaghetti
con polpe: Thai noodles ($7.95) tossed with strips of beef and basil,
along with julienne green and red bell peppers, chopped onion, and quartered
tomatoes.
Like the rest of the menu, the dessert card tilts noticeably though
not exclusively toward Asia. One of the better Western counterpoints
is cheesecake ($2.95) plain looking, unadorned by any sort of
berry coulis and untweaked by ambitious extra flavorings (chocolate
and amaretto being among the usual suspects). It looks like it's worth
no more than $2.95, but in the mouth it turns out to be rich, fluffy,
smooth, and honest; it would do credit to far fancier restaurants that
would charge three times as much for it.
I was assured that egg custard ($2.95) sprang from the flan family,
and maybe so, but it more nearly resembled congealed scrambled eggs
leaning against a pad of sweet sticky rice drizzled with sugar syrup.
It struck me as a sweet version of one of those $1.99 breakfasts you
might once have scarfed down at ... I don't know, Lyon's?
International Noodle House. 690 Van Ness (at Turk), S.F. (415) 567-2288.
Mon.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 11 a.m.-11:30 p.m.; Sun., 11:30
a.m.-9 p.m. Beer and wine pending. MasterCard, Visa. Not noisy. Wheelchair
accessible.