Local Live
75
Degrees
Storyville, July 25
ANYONE WHO SPENT a night dancing under the bordello red lights
at the late Storyville would agree the club was totally conducive to
getting your freak on. It was the perfect hookup spot for cats with
good hair and wireless communication devices: guys flossed Billabong
shirts, females got jiggy in spike heels, and everyone could spit the
words to Jay-Z's "La La La (Excuse Me Again)" or whatever
joint was bumping in the background. But the vibe was different for
those who arrived solo, as I did, toting a copy of Jean Genet's Our
Lady of the Flowers. Like Genet's narrator, I was a lone voyeur
only I was the girl shaking her hips in too-tight pants, thinking
Tevin Campbell and Color Me Badd were still cool.
Which didn't matter much, since 75 Degrees draw the kind of crowd where
anything goes. They'd touted this show as their "Hot Tub"
performance, which sounds like the kind of party where truth or dare
and a keg of Sierra Nevada are served up as the main course. Foreign
Legion's Marc Stretch kicked it off with his assistant Maurice
who offered a 50 Cent car air freshener to the first person who could
show him a BART ticket, and passes to Centerfolds for anyone with a
California ID that proved she was born before 1991. While the hot-tub
theme wasn't particularly original, it seemed to confirm a bit of gossip
that's circulating through the Bay Area underground that 75 Degrees
frontperson Rick Bond, MC Stretch, and DJ Malachi are actually fraternity
dudes trapped in the bodies of hip-hop dudes. (Hot-tubbing isn't the
sole territory of frat boys, but a Friday-night dip at the Playa Chateau
in Tahoe definitely comes to mind.)
Still, there's nothing but love here. Malachi won many a cold,
writerly heart with his mix tape, The Love Love Movement. You
have to appreciate the DJ's signature tongue cut, when he scratches
records with that fleshy muscle a move that's more brazen than
Pam the Funkstress's chest cut, but that's part of Malachi's charm.
And no earthly delight quite compares to the pleasure of watching Stretch
rap on "Happy Drunk" with Prozac, his Foreign Legion cohort.
With a little stretch of the imagination, Bond might be a lothario plucked
from the world of Genet: staid for an MC but also cocksure, with his
derby tilted rakishly to one side.
That night 75 Degrees also performed the most tender, rhapsodic number
I've ever seen at an underground hip-hop show. "Fly Away"
would have been your typical woman-done-me-wrong song save for two extraordinary
features. The first was Stretch. If you've ever seen Stretch
who is built like a linebacker and can imagine him delivering
a woman-done-me-wrong rap, you'll want to root for him. The second was
Big C 75's version of the Neptunes' Pharrell Williams
who stole the spotlight from Stretch when, after the last chorus
of "Fly Away," he sung the contralto part from Snoop
Dogg's "Beautiful," which is arguably the finest faux sensitive-guy
turn in mainstream rap.
As a live band, 75 Degrees can be compared to Crown City Rockers, another
group I've alternately applauded and dissed. While Crown City experiment
with airy '70s jazz sounds, à la Miles Davis's Filles de Kilimanjaro,
75 hold it down with high-voltage bass and drums. It's like the difference
between a T-bone steak and Buffalo wings: 75 are just plain crustier
and funkier. That night the band showed off their musical chops on "I
Got Your Album and I Took It Back," which, according to Big C,
is about the black man putting the white man's shit back on the shelf.
Bass player Freddy Funk brought the house down with his solo, during
which he manhandled the bass the way Jimmy Page would a guitar.
The show ended too abruptly, and a little soberly, as a couple fans
wailed for an encore, and band members began packing their equipment
before the last note faded out. Funk wiped the sweat off his brow, Bond
muttered something about the sound quality, and faint Biz Markie drum
breaks reverberated from the front room. It was as though someone had
pulled the plug on the revelry that was going only minutes earlier.
Yet the show had, overall, lived up to its "Hot Tub" moniker:
it was fun, like soaking in a vat of bubbling hot funk. Perhaps 75's
performance was a couple cigarettes short of epic, but I snapped my
fingers all the way back to the transbay bus station. (Rachel Swan)