Dinner by fog lamp
By Paul Reidinger
A FOUNDLING RESTAURANT that finds itself starring in a national
television advertising campaign faces a prospect not unlike that of
Macauley Culkin or some other child movie star who steps into fame and
fortune too early and spends a long celebrity afterlife vainly trying
to rekindle the magic. Fog City Diner opened in 1985, at almost the
midpoint of the woozy, snoozy Reagan era (and five years before Home
Alone), and almost immediately leaped to prominence in one of those
Visa "they don't take American Express" spots.
They still don't, lo these many years later, with the Reagan administration
a fuzzy if not warm memory and Macauley Culkin some kind of goth
and the mod American diner now a well-established concept in this city.
I suppose the day Fog City does start to accept AmEx is the day we will
have to start worrying about it, but that day is not only not imminent
but not really imaginable, for the place is still très fresh.
The dining-car setting low mahogany ceiling, cozy booths, lots
of black-and-white deco tiling engages interest without shouting
for attention; the service is highly accomplished and professional;
and the food is an exuberant pan-cultural hodgepodge that offers a little
something for every taste.
We were especially impressed by the efficiency of the sidewalk service,
a matter in which trouble neglect, bad weather so often
arises. The Fog City service crew knows the drill (no long waits, water
glasses promptly refilled), perhaps because the neighborhood's benign
weather has given the staff plenty of practice over the years in dealing
with the sun-lubbers outside. Fog City actually sits in one of the fog
city's less foggy precincts, protected as it is from westerly mist and
chill by Telegraph Hill, whose clifflike face, lightly penciled with
grass, rises a mere block away. Just beyond the restaurant's northern
nose, meanwhile which protudes as a kind of hemispherical observation
bubble arcs the Embarcadero and its clattering, tourist-laden
F trains.
Is Fog City a tourist trap? Not at midday, certainly: The noontime
crowd seems to consist if cell phones and briefcases and a general
aura of harriedness are indications heavily of people who work
in the area (Levi's Plaza is right down the street). The pace is accordingly
brisk. In the evenings, on the other hand, one does catch the distinctive
scents of day-trippers and out-of-towners in search of an authentic
city experience. The blend of clientele from near and far reminds us
that, just as tourists provide much-needed traffic at Fog City,
locals and neighborhooders provide a just-as-much-needed honesty
check: They will not accept overpriced dreck; they will not be distracted
or mollified by such amusements as the admonishment "no
crybabies" neatly lettered on the front door.
There is, of course, no need to cry when you are eating well. And you
would have to strain not to eat well at Fog City, though the food is
not entirely without flaws. To wit: I was a bit surprised and disappointed
to find that one of chef Gregory Hutchinson's most expensive dinnertime
productions, a plate of grilled Pacific swordfish ($18), was far too
salty. And I like salt. The most likely culprit seemed to us to be the
caper-studded salsa verde with which the fish had been basted; but on
the other hand the nicely layered salad of haricots verts, wax beans,
and frisee beneath the fish did bring a mollifying, and seasonal, note.
Apart from the rare glitch, the sailing is pretty smooth. Choices range
from such Americanisms as a Cobb sandwich ($9.50) of grilled
chicken, avocado, bacon, tomato, and blue cheese on a soft roll
"the sandwich that thinks it's a salad," said a well-satisfied
friend to a Pacific Rim dish of red curry mussel stew ($7.95),
essentially a bowl of mollusks simmered in a Thai-style coconut-milk
curry. And fried cheese? (A Marge reverie, as Homer is buried in a piano
crate: "I wish they'd never invented fried cheese!"
But they did, Marge, they did!) Fog City's ($5.95) consists of fritterish
little rounds of Point Reyes blue, breaded and fried to a crunchy medium
gold. Rich, but not really piano-crate material.
Some of the ethnic influences seem fairly pure: seviche ($5.95) in
a martini glass, with plenty of tomato, cucumber, and scallion to lend
a gazpacho-like sheen, and chili-dusted tortilla chips heaped at the
base of the glass. You'd find something like this at many a nuevo Latino
restaurant. Piccolo bread ($3.75) soft Italian bread sticks,
bathed in tomato sauce and Asiago cheese are similarly straight
out of nearby North Beach.
But the kitchen also brings a certain abandon to some of its cross-cultural
pollinations, as with a gorgeously smoky soup ($6.50) of tomatillo,
pasilla pepper (roasted?), and Asiago. Shaking beef ($19), meanwhile,
features chunks of stir-fried tenderloin, served with traditional sides
of lemon juice and salt and with what I suppose is an untraditional
at least in Vietnam salad of tomato, cucumber, and watercress.
And the dessert menu includes at least one item of genius. That would
be the crème brûlée bread pudding ($6.95), which
substitutes a dense, sticky packing of bread for the traditional custard
but in every other respect shape, color, caramelized-sugar cap
could pass for the standard item. After a finish like that, your
typical diner (not to mention yours truly) will happily slap down the
old Visa card.
Fog City Diner. 1300 Battery (at Embarcadero), S.F. (415)
982-2000. Open Mon.-Thurs., 8:30 a.m.-11:30 p.m.; Fri., 8:30 a.m.-midnight;
Sat., 10 a.m.-midnight; Sun., 10 a.m.-11:30 p.m. Full bar. Discover,
MasterCard, Visa. Noisy but bearable. Wheelchair accessible.