Aries (March 21-April 19)

In case you were wondering whether or not you should go ahead and fall in love, we're here to tell you that all signs point to please, fall head over heels, why don't you? It's a fabulous week for Aries folks to engage in that sort of time-honored tradition. Just don't let your fear of failure get in the way.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

OK, Taurus, we're about to lay some heavy metaphor on you, so get ready. It's like these changes you've been dealing with are a race, right? And your head is running in the race, and so is your heart. And your heart has left your poor little mind in the dust. Maybe you should give it a second to catch up.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

We don't want you to be a star pupil in the traditional sense, dear Gemini. We'd rather see you apply your sharp mental skills to intuitive areas, like dream interpretation or exploring the tarot. It's the symbols behind the objects that need to be looked at this week.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

We're here to assure you that you can trust in the developments you've been pursuing this week, mighty Cancer. We think you might need such assurance around midweek, when it seems like things are starting to crap out. It's simply a brief illusion: things are actually progressing quite nicely.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

You've been putting an awful lot of energy into changing your situation, Leo, and damn it, change you will have! We would like to warn you that it may feel like a cartoon anvil pushed off a cliff onto your regal head. Just remember: you really do want to correct and improve your life, right?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

It's a take-your-time sort of week, Virgo. You've been coming to terms with some frustrations, and we like that. But please don't expect everything to suddenly up and change. This is a slower process, a development that takes its murky time. Try not to obsess.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

We think it's a good idea for you to share what's on your mind, Libra, but it's crucial that you first know what's on your mind. To crack that mystery, try spending a teeny bit of time alone. Not your favorite hobby, we know, but this is a very important week for you to take care of your insides.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Scorpio, your energy and enthusiasm are superinspiring, but please, for your own sake, take it down a notch. You're careening headlong into decisions that are just going to take you out of your body and too deeply into your head. Calm down, sit back, and watch how things develop before you make a move.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Just when you're convinced the universe loves everyone else way more than she loves you, all the stars come out and beg for you to grace them with one of your wishes. Pick the twinkliest one, Sag, and plant your grandest desire on its cheek. You're that lucky.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Don't be scared, little Capricorn – it's only your personal truth. It won't bite you, and we promise no one will bite you for communicating it, either. This week is all about truthful communication. For the sake of those you love, take the time to know where you stand so you can let 'em know.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

OK, Aquarius, you're just a little overstimulated, that's all. It's like you just had wicked awesome sex, but your love partner won't get off your fancy parts after you've finished, and it's a little irritating and painful. Yeah, that's what it's like. Everything is so great you're a little raw from it.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Pisces, you can pull this shit off, and here's how. First, don't resist your sadness. It's a massive part of you, it's valid, and there's wise and powerful stuff in there. Second, stay present: don't get wasted or space out. You've got the personal strength to get your life the way you want it.

Award-winning writer Michelle Tea and intuitive counselor Jessica Lanyadoo have been fraternizing with fate together for the past five years.

Call Lanyadoo for an astrology or tarot reading at (415) 336-8354. Write to Double Team at lovedoubleteam@hotmail.com.