Double Team Psychic Dream
By Michelle Tea and Jessica Lanyadoo

Dec. 10-16

Aries (March 21-April 19)

The future of your relationships looks fan-frickin'-tastic, Aries. Just in case you were wondering. However, this does not mean you have a gigantic glowing green light to run off and immerse yourself completely in other people and their various needs and dramas. Spend some time by your special self, too.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You set these forces in motion, Taurus, but you didn't expect them to snowball so quickly that you're left feeling afraid you'll be mowed down by the force of your own will. We know you're ready to let go of things and commit yourself fully to this speedy dash into your future.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

Are you playing well with others, Gemini? We spy you on a golden path in a basic, foundational way – you've laid the right bricks, you've paid the bills – but your possible weak spot could be your patience with others and your willingness to cooperate. Work on your people skills this week and you're solidly on the right track.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

Cancer, are you aware you have a reputation for being the premier worrier of the zodiac? You're also the best nurturer, but this week it's your propensity for worry we're worried about. Cut it out. You're entering a lucky phase, and we don't want you making choices tinged with fear.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

It may not look like it from the outside – or feel like it on the inside – but you're making some progress to be proud of, Leo. What's great is that your willingness to be emotionally present with yourself (including spending time all by yourself as necessary) will bring you even closer to your goal of vitalized integrity.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Lucky you, Virgo, you've been blessed with a week of harmonious, energizing energy. Yeah, you might be a little confused, but your befuddlement will serve as the kick in the ass you needed to self-motivate. The resulting action will be the start of a new way to playfully be yourself in the world. Your confusion will be transformed into a clarity you easily communicate to others.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Libra, you are so consumed with your frustrations that you're missing the larger picture and all the things that are actually flowing smoothly in your life. As for the shit that's really not working for you, use it as a fantastic opportunity to teach yourself something about your past. Any patterns?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Greetings, Agent Scorpio. We address you this way because you're currently the agent of change in your own exciting life. Yep, you have the power to alter not only where you want to go but also the route you'll take to get there. Maximum personal responsibility equals maximum confidence.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

How secure are you feeling these days, Sag? We're afraid this week might poke you in spots made tender by feelings of jealousy and possessiveness. However, you've been on a serious personal-growth roll, so we think this discomfort can incite you to do something fantastically proactive on these irritating fronts. Take a big risk.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Aw, what's the problem, Capricorn? Have your scarcity issues got you down? We suspect your powerful fear of failure might be rearing its lousy head, inspiring you to build walls between yourself and others as well as solid roadblocks to your own personal success. Fight off your fear this week.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Feeling stuck in any relationships, Aquarius? Maybe feeling like nothing is ever going to change? This week provides a welcome challenge to such pessimistic outlooks. Family and other old-time connections will be subject to reevaluation as your hard work starts to pay off.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

It's a struggle between the head and the heart for Pisces this week. Spending too much time analyzing details and being all intellectual about things pushes you away from an intuitive openness to your larger situation. You're moving away from limiting emotional patterns; just try not to trip.


Award-winning writer Michelle Tea and intuitive counselor Jessica Lanyadoo have been fraternizing with fate together for the past five years.

Call Lanyadoo for an astrology or tarot reading at (415) 336-8354. Write to Double Team at lovedoubleteam@hotmail.com.


December 10, 2003