Well Done
By Evelyn Grosvenor-Smythe
DEAR DAME EVELYN , I am sorry to be banal, but what am I going
to do with my Thanksgiving leftovers? They are everywhere! I gave away
as much as I could, loaded departing guests up with bulging care packages,
et cetera, but the refrigerator is still stuffed. I hate to chuck it
all in the compost bin, but I'm afraid I'll panic and do just that.
If you have any suggestions, I would be thrilled to hear them.
A stuffed turkey
Glorious bird, I suspect you speak for many, by which I mean too
many with too much. We should all be grateful for compost bins as a
last resort. Dame Evelyn has also from time to time given away tinfoil
trays of Thanksgiving leftovers to the luckless and the destitute, but
those were spontaneous, catch-as-catch-can street moments. Really, the
question is one of repackaging: how to take large quantities of fairly
dreary food, disguise its origins, and come up with something appetizing.
(I discount here the usual alternatives of turkey soup, turkey sandwiches,
turkey fajitas, and so forth; these are already familiar to most people
and, sadly, are of no use with the ancillary starches Thanksgiving produces
in such huge amounts.) Here is what Dame Evelyn, burdened with several
trays of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and wild rice, did. She
diced the turkey, sautéed it with chopped onion and garlic into
a kind of hash, and moistened it with leftover gravy. Meanwhile, she
beat an egg, mixed it willy-nilly with the starches, pressed the result
into a nonstick pan, and heated gently until a frittata-like disk formed.
On top of said disk went the turkey-gravy hash. She covered the pan
until the dish was heated through, cut into pieces with a plastic spatula,
then slid from pan to plates like slices of pie. Diners' verdict: pretty
good. Leftovers: gone. That's as close to no muss, no fuss as it ever
gets in the kitchen.
Recyclingly, E. G.-S.
Do you need some new starch in your life?
E-mail Evelyn Grosvenor-Smythe at dame.evelyn@comcast.net.