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Vol. 38 No. 13 - December 24, 2003

Bulletin Board
Community Forum
Employment
Indoor/Outdoor
Marketplace
Real Estate for Sale
Rentals
Musician's Exchange/Rhythm
Body and Soul
Auto /Transportation
Destinations (Travel)
New Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Honda FREE valet parking! Huge selection of new and pre-owned Hondas! Corner of Market & Van Ness 1-888-217-4094

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Used Cars & Trucks
Land Rover Range Rover
Black 1994 V8 in very good condition inside & out! $9100 (415)987-2327 anytime
97 Jeep Wrangler, White w/ Black Soft Top, 64k, 4cyl, AM/FM Cassette, great cond. $6900 obo, call Jimmy (415) 341-7948
1997 Volkswagen Passat GLX $11,995 Loaded, low miles. 1-888-217-4094 #009870
1995 Mercury Mystique 4995. 1-888-217-4094 #619767
2001 BMW 23 Roadster 3.0, Loaded must sell! 1-888-217-4094 #055416
2001 Acura MDX, Fully Loaded, Low miles, must see, Make offer. 1-888-217-4094 #500445
2002 Cadillac Fully Loaded, Low miles $27,995 1-888-217-4094 #206122

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Motorcycles
1979 YAMAHA XS1100 - 6K Miles. All black, custom paint looks and run good. $1250 OBO. Call Eric (916) 334-2894.
2004 KAWASAKI Ninja 250. Blue with full fairing, run and looks excellent. Need cash for a bigger bike. Asking $3000 OBO. Call Tommy (916) 743-0088.

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Rentals
City CarShare - Why buy when you can share? If you drive less than 10,000 miles per year, car-sharing could save you money, time, and the hassle of owning a car. Learn more at www.citycarshare.org

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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

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Acupuncture
Silver Springs Acupressure Center Grand Opening
Free steam sauna, Therapeutic massage, Foot Reflexology. With this ad $5 off from 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. every day. (415) 682-8133. 1935 Lawton St. @ 25th ave.

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Allergies
AAHH-CHEWWWWWW
AeroStatx is an all Natural Herbal Nasal Spray formula designed to give you relief against your worst allergy attacks. This special formula is only available at www.AeroStatx.com

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Beauty
Flushing Skin, Rosacea, Red Cheeks & Noses, Broken Capillaries, Sun Damage, Aged Skin, Fine Lines & Wrinkles, Uneven Pigmentation. Laser Hair Removal, Microdermabrasion, Unsightly Spider Vein Elimination Chemical Peels, Acne and Acne Scars, Botox, Collagen. Consultations are free... Results are priceless! EPI CENTER Med Spa and Patrick Bitter SR., MD. (415) 362-4754 450 Sutter St., Ste 1336, SF.
Zip Zap Salon - 245 Fillmore St. San Francisco, CA 94117. Open 7 days a week! (415) 621-1671.
Ele Ela International Salon - Celebrating our 1 year anniversary. Beauty supply, imports, jewelry, accessories. 388 Guerrero Street at 16th Street. (415) 552-4995.
Sixth Avenue Salon - Full Service Salon and Spa. For appointments call (415) 221-5214 or check out www.sixthavenuesalon.com.
PlaNetweavers Treasure Store - Aroma Naturals, pure aromatherapy, body lotion, shower and bath gel. Come in and restore yourself...1573 Haight St. at Clayton and 518A Castro St. at 18th. Call (415) 864-4415.

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Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every THURSDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center, 1800 Market St.; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/ Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.

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Certified Massage Therapy
#1 French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.
Massage for Men!
Swedish hot oil/ Deep tissue. Relax and Let Go in a nurturing ambiance. 12yrs. exp. Adam CMT. (415) 552-6677.
Deep Tissue - Deep Swedish - Sports Massage - Sauna - Couples Massage - Garden Massage - Facials - Spa Treatments. Sunset Suana and Day Spa. (415) 753-2559. 1214 20th Avenue. SF. (800) 200-2559.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Outcall Hotels. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.

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CARING MASSAGE FOR MEN & WOMEN
We are proud of our well-trained Asian male & female CMT bring you to new level of relaxation experience. We specialize in: * 4 hands Massage * Yin-Yang Massage * Couple massage 1008 Jefferson St, Oakland 10am-10pm Call 510-272-9926
$15 OFF Christmas Special
Integrated, healthy and healing Shiatsu, Deep Tissue, Swedish or Tai massage. Pregnancy/ infant massage avail. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. CMT Lic. #337784. (415) 954-3632.
Relaxing & Soothing Firm Swedish. Female CMT to soothe your body & spirit in a caring & convenient location. $55/hour, $80/90 minutes. Available 8am-10pm. LeeAnn. (415) 238-2738.

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Counseling
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
Depressed? Anxious?
We'll help you explore grief/loss, relationships/life transitions, cross-cultural issues, occupational stress. English/Mandarin. Call Pamela Olson @ (415) 990-3427; Ying Chiu @ (415) 810-6034

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HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)
Therapy / Art Therapy
Anxiety, Uncertainty, Depression, Relationship Problems? Jungian orientation - Psychotherapy/ Art therapy and Healing. Individuals, adolescents, children. CEU/MFT Intern hours available. 20 years Exp. Sliding scale. Rana Halprin MA MFT AATA 415-721-5374. SF/Marin. "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate - our deepest fear is that we are powerful..beyond measure.."
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
Hypnosis
NEW CLIENT HOLIDAY SPECIAL - Ready for change? Free yourself from old patterns. Overcome addictive behavior. Revitalize and renew your mind and spirit. Get the results you are seeking! Nina Glaser C.H.T./ Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.

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Dating Services
www.IMPACTDATE.com
Speed Dating in San Francisco. Meet Your Soulmate or Have 10 Fun Dates at a Great New Place! Sun 12/28 Ages 35-49. (415) 378-2900

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Family Services / Fertility
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500 + costs, Surrogacy $22,000 + costs. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Center - Egg donor Agency is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. TOLL FREE 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. ONE TRUE GIFT ADOPTIONS. (AAN CAN)

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Health
ATTENTION! 49 people to lose 5-100 Lbs. Will pay-new breakthrough. Guaranteed/Doctor recommended. Call (415) 883-3861

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Bodywork
Walnut Creek Massage * Deep Pressure * Stress Reduction * Pain Relief * Relax Massage Showers Available! Ten Times visited get 30 minutes FREE! 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road /Tampico Suite #9 Walnut Creek 925-933-3600
Holiday Acupressure Center: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road /Tampico Suite #9 Walnut Creek (925)933-3600
RELAX: Holiday Acupressure Center, Oakland (510)444-3888 Gold Star Acupressure Center, El Cerrito (510)233-3330
SKIN AND BODY THERAPIES
Corrective and rejuvenating facials. Expert massage, hydrating body polish, wraps. Waxing, lash, brow, mustache tinting. Professional skincare products, gift certificates. Complimentary tea service. SF, SM, or outcall. (415) 404-1772 (1-spa)

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Holiday Acupreasure Center 510-233-3330 Oakland Gold Star Acupresure Center 510-233-3330 El Cerrito
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
Massage Therapy
Professional Massage/Swedish Acupressure , Reflexology, Deep Tissue Call Robert (415) 255-8738
Antioch Massage All young, Chinese masseuses 925-757-4660 Great Massage! 925-777-0333

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Hayward Acupressure Center Lots of Acupressure Therapists Available 21915 Foot Hill Blvd Hayward 510-889-9999 Ample parking Tens Times Visited Get 30 mins FREE
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
GRAND OPENING Hollywood Acupressure 4225 Telegraph St/43rd Close to Berkeley Easy Parking 510.428-4888
Grand Opening quite clean relaxing Asian Massage 1255 Post St. suite 498 @ Van Ness 415-563-8621

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Medical
Marina Dental Care - Personalized and Comfortable. (415) 440-9000. 1763 Union Street, between Octavia and Gough.
Dr. Claude Sidi - Dental Cleaning, exam and x-rays, plus a free toothbrush! 450 Sutter Street Suite 1819, (415) 982-4242.
Discount Prescription Drugs Phentermine, Soma, Tramadol, Ambien, Viagra No doctor's fees or appointments! Free FedEx next-day delivery! Licensed U.S. Pharmacy. ww.orderUSprescription.com or 1-800-721-0648. (AAN CAN)
ABOUT ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL-SCAN)

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Metaphysics
Ancient Ways
A Complete Metaphysical Store & Pagan Center. Find books, incense, oils, candles, magical tools, statues, jewelry, and more. Tarot Reading, Classes, Community. 4075 Telegraph Ave. (Near MacArthur BART). 510-653-3244. www.ancientways.com

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Psychics
Psychic Readings By Jill
She solves all problems of life. Specializing in reuntiting loved ones. Call for one free question by phone. (877) 727-5757

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Recovery
VIDA Recovery & Counseling Services
We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment. Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale. Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797.

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Religion/ Spirituality
Soto Zen urban Dharma practice Residential opportunity [Private Room] cooperative living, early morning zazen seated meditation req. in Castro, Hartfordstreetzen.com - hszc108@yahoo.com 415-863-2507

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Research Studies
DEPRESSED? Depression is a medical condition that may cause feelings of sadness, worthlessness, and helplessness, as well as loss of interest or pleasure in activities which were formerly enjoyable. This disorder is often treatable, but unfortunately, many of the medications that are used to treat depression can cause sexual dysfunction as well as other side effects. As part of the search for better medications, Dr Robert Dolgoff and colleagues at Berkeley Therapy Institute are conducting a study of an investigational drug. Our study will compare the effects on sexual functioning of the investigational drug. Our study will compare the effects on sexual functioning of the investigational drug, a marketed product, and placebo in patients suffering from moderate to severe depression. You may qualify for this study of you meet the following criteria: á 18 years of age or older Suffering from depression for at least 12 weeks but not longer than 2 years Currently having normal sexual functioning á Not in psychotherapy If you fit these and some other criteria, and you decide to enroll, you will receive study related physical and psychiatric examinations, laboratory tests, and study medication at no cost. During the 8 week study you will be seen in our office and you will receive $35.00 for at least one and possibly as many as 8 office visits. If you are interested in learning more about this study, contact us: Robert Dolgoff MD (510) 841-8484 x104 Michael Leaver RN CNS (510) 841-8484 x141

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Skin Care
Photo Rejuvenation is an advance laser treatment for wrinkles, redness, fine lines, small blood vessels, brown spots, areas of aging and sun damage. Superior to "Intense Pulse Light" therapy. If you want to know more schedule a free consultation. Ocean Medical Clinic 199 Ocean Ave SF. Edwin Yuen, MD (415) 585-7300.

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Vision/ Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808. www.recovery-inc.org.

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Wicca
SF Gay Men's Open Wiccan Coven
Welcomes all gay and bi-sexual men on a magical path to celebrate Full Moon and Sabbat rituals. All levels of experience welcome. Numerous Classes and Events: Winter Solstice (Yule) Monday, December 22. For more info contact: sfgaycoven@hotmail.com. Blessed Be!
Solstice Special
Deep Winter Readings - $80 Private Consultation. Custom Spellwork. No Problem, Too Big, Too Small, or Too Weird. Call today for your free Tarot Reading. 415-485-3818. www.reverendjoey.com.

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Youth Services
L.Y.R.I.C.
LYRIC is a community center for LGBTQ youth 23 and younger that offers such programs as: dances, conferences, internships, career development, drop-in, arts programming, and a youth talkline. Come check us out at 127 Collingwood near 18th St. or call 415.703.6150 (talkline at 800.246.PRIDE). www.lyric.org.
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BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

EGG DONORS $5,5K+Costs

Be Someone's Miracle
If you are 21-30, N/S and want to help an infertile couple start a family call (415) 455-4626, www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.sflawyer.net

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Sperm Bank Needs Donors

All Ethnic Groups. $60-80 Compensation. Apply online. www.pacrepro.com (415) 281-0741.

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

$$$ Make Money $$$

In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session January 11th! (415) 956-3878

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PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

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Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

SMART IS SEXY!

The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

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BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

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FREE Office Consultation

Landlord/Tenant Disputes & Wrongful Termination/ Discrimination
Law Offices Thomas G. Best 415-956-7654 400 Montgomery St San Francisco 94104 Bestlaw1@aol.com

Divorce Assistance

Child Support/Visitation/Restraining Orders. Free consultation. Melina Fullbright (415) 362-4343

"Safe Sex - Get Paid" $1,000/wk!

CASH! All Men/Races. FREE "BlackBook" Offer! (415) 267-3977 Prvt (510) 464-4650 (408) 984-4099. SafeSexGetPaid.com.

AIKIDO FOR WOMEN

16 Classes/$75. Begins 01/04/04. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com.

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HONDAS FROM $500

Police Impounds for SALE! For Listings, call (800) 319-3323 x 2788

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

BEST BOTOX!

Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502

CA REAL ESTATE SCHOOLS

Reserve seat now (415) 573-8884 **CAREER SEMINAR** www.careschools.com

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The desire for home ownership is at the core of the American Dream. Home Opportunities, Inc. is a non-profit organization that works with realtors, banks, and government agencies to pull together every available resource to assist you in purchasing a home! Best of all, there's never a fee for our services. Contact us at: www.homeopportunities.org

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Center - Egg Donor Agency is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com

MARIJUANA GIFTS

T-Shirts *String Lights *Novelties

Under One Leaf.com

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Artist Studios

Available at The Crucible: 256sq.ft., 25ft. ceilings with skylights, 24hr. access, shared kitchen, access to equipment. Share opportunities. Class discounts, free labs. Near West Oakland BART. 510-444-0919. www.thecrucible.org
WRONGFULLY TERMINATED?
Job harassment, retaliation? Contact the employment law attorneys Bill Hopkins and Stephine Wells at (415) 561-7775 or (510) 530-4071 or go online to www.wellsandhopkins.com

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers who have not taken Zyban¨ or Wellbutrin¨. This study combines medication and counseling treatment.
For more information call: (415) 502-8437

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HELP WITH HERPES

Dr. Marcus Conant is currently conducting a study with FAMVIR, an approved and effective medication for genital herpes. This trial has no placebo, or sugar pill, like some studies do. To find out more information, contact Chris Eden, MD at (415) 255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com.
Stop Flu Naturally

www.powerofxanthones.com.

Difficulty Walking?

Scooters for disabled at no cost 1-800-966-9909

Discount Cigarettes

Toll-free! (800) 806-7008 Brand Names $31.90 Generics $11.75 & up
www.smokeytown.com

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Domestic Partnership Registration/Agreements

Do You Qualify? Reasonable rates. FREE CONSULTATION! (650) 994-5394 Law Office of Aubrey Weldon

Seneca Smokes

Tax Free Discount Cigarettes Cartons start at just $11.50! All major brands plus many value brands. Full line of chew, cigars, snuff and pipe tobacco. Call Toll Free - 1-877-234-2447 Or visit our website at: www.senecasmokes.com

Perfect Event Space for Holiday Parties

Perfect 6,000 sq. ft. large space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties, and live music events. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! 1624 California @ Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

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Solstice Special

Deep Winter Readings - $80

Private Consultation. Custom Spellwork. No Problem, Too Big, Too Small, or Too Weird. Call today for your free Tarot Reading. 415-485-3818. www.reverendjoey.com

UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY

If you and a relative have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. You may receive $150 if you qualify. Phone (310) 825-9822

SEEKING LOCAL HEROES!

The HIV Research Section in the San Francisco Department of Public Health is conducting several new preventive HIV vaccine studies. We are looking for HIV negative men and women between the ages of 18 and 50 to participate. For more information, call 415-554-9068, or look at the website, www.sfaidsresearch.org.

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CRIMINAL DEFENSE

Prostitution * Domestic Violence
Eric J. Messersmith, Esq.
(415) 351-1600 (415) 280-8023 Pgr
Medical Marijuana (415) 621-2524
Grand Opening specials! Edibles, oils, colognes, vaporisors & smoking accessories. Rainbow CBC.1939 Ocean Street, SF

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL

100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" IN THREE SHORT MONTHS! GUARANTEED AND CONFIDENTIAL $168.70 CK/MO/CASH/CC LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 INFO: (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM

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NAOMI SHEA!

From Paris...you left your phone number incorrectly. Please email me at darienwerfhorst@yahoo.com!
Bagging Limo Service. $50 shopping. $50 SFO. $100 1/2 day. $200 per day. (415) 987-LIMO. (5466)

Attention: Men and Couples

Is Sex Over too soon? RAPID (PREMATURE) EJACULATION: Is this condition affecting your relationship? You may be eligible to participate in a research study of an investigational new drug to treat rapid, or premature ejaculation, also known as RE. Participants must: * Be at least 18 years of age * Have experienced RE for at least 6 months * Be in a relationship with just one female partner for at least 6 months. Qualified volunteers receive all study-related care at no charge. Please contact our office today: Bay Area Research Institute, Kathleen Toups, M.D. (925) 283-9006.

CHARMING CASTRO VICTORIAN FOR SALE

2BD/BA, Lv/Dn/Kitch/Study, Decks, Garden, Hardwood Flrs, By Owner (415) 626-1072 www.71Ord.com

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Credit Card/ Personal Business
$5000 Credit Card or $30,000 Business Credit. Guaranteed approval. No Deposit Required. (888) 433-6933. (Code CP3)

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Financial Services
FREE GRANTS Never repay, Results Guaranteed. $500.00-$500,000.00 Homes, Repairs, Education, Business, Emergencies, Nonprofits, Writers. Live Operators. 9am-9pm. 1-800-613-5447 Ext. 9020. (AAN CAN)
$$CASH$$ Cash now for structured settlements, annuities, and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth.... JG. WENTWORTH MEANS CASH NOW FOR STRUCTURED SETTLEMENTS. (AAN CAN)
Get out of debt! Stop harassment, reduce interest rates & fees. Let us deal with your creditors. Free consultation call Auriton Solutions 877-245-5811 www.auriton.org. (AAN CAN)

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$$CASH$$ Cash now for structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. J.G. Wentworth.... J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (CAL-SCAN)
CASH FOR STRUCTURED Settlement/ Annuity payments. It's your money! Get cash now when you need it most! Oldest/ best in the business. Settlement Purchasers. 1-877-MONEY-ME. (CAL-SCAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL-SCAN)

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Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Books
DISCOVER HOW TO get rid of whatever prevents you from....being happy....achieving your goals....living in harmony. Get Dianetics. $7.58. Call 1-800-801-3944 www.dianetics.org (CAL-SCAN)

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Clothes
Blundstone Footwear - Australian Since 1870. Step into a legend. Australia Fair. &00 Sutter, San Francisco, CA 94109. (415) 441-5319. www.australiafair.net.
Neighborhoodiesª represent. Your neighborhood. Your favorite hoodie together at last. neighborhoodies.com
The Shoe Spot - Quality Footwear for Men, Women and Children. 598 7th Street at Jefferson, Oakland, CA 94607. (510) 465-1060. Mon thru Sat 11am to 6pm.

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Computers
Bedford Micro - Computer Sales, Service and Support. www.bedfordmicro.com. 425 2nd St., 4th Floor, San Francisco, CA 94107. Mon - Sat 10am - 5pm. (415) 546-2030.
Internet computer system Pentium with monitor keyboard and mouse $129 free delivery (415) 877-0100

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Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
China, a 2 year female white AmStaff who would love to be your friend. She's fun and gorgeous and loves to go running, crate and potty trained. Call Reunion Rescue (415) 586-8229 or email doggirl1@earthlink.net for more information about China and other wonderful dogs.
Please help! Shy dog needs home ASAP. Scout, young F Chow mix. Beautiful, housebroken, trained, spayed but nervous. Looking for dog-saavy owner w/o young kids, male dog ok. adoptscout@hotmail.com for info/pic.

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Misc. Marketplace
Gifts, Cards, Flowers, Art. Lovely things to give and get. 3423 Balboa St (@35th Ave) SF. (415) 831-KISS or www.ladybugladybug.com
bell and trunk flowers - 1411 eighteenth street, san francisco, ca 94107. (415) 648-0519.
Your Hydroponics Experience Begins Here! Discount Pricing Everyday!. Full service store with complete product lines; lighting, nutrients, supplements, odor control, fans, & carbo filters. Hi-Tech Gardening 5327 Jacuzzi St, Unit 4-i (at the junction of 80 & 580) Albany. (510) 524-4710.

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FREE 3-ROOM DIRECTTV SYSTEM INCLUDING INSTALLATION! FREE 3-MONTH HBO (7 movie channels) w/subscription. Access 225+TV Channels. Digital quality picture/sound. Limited offer. Details 1-800-877-1251. (AAN CAN)
AN EMPIRE STEEL Building Company Providing the Highest Quality Pre-engineered Metal Building Systems. Headquartered in Southen California. Call now for Factory Direct Pricing. 800-905-3443. (CAL-SCAN)
For sale: Aiwa portable cd/ dual cassette/ radio component system. Good condition. $55. Model CA DW 5500. Call Marc 510 444 3204.

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Career Education
1x2 BARTEND! Earn $100-$300 daily! 1 or 2 week training. Day or evening classes available. Financing available! Guaranteed lowest tuition. 15 locations. (800) 646-MIXX. (6499) www.nationalbartenders.com.
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
WE WANT MINORITY WRITERS: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by alternative papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University's Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program (June 20 - August 15, 2004) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information visit the Web site at www.medill.northwestern.edu/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Road, Evanston, IL 60208. Email altacademy@northwestern.edu. Application deadline February 9, 2004. (AAN CAN)

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Instruction
Fitness School
Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. state approved program. Job Placement assistance also available. The National Personal Training Institute. NationalPersonalTraininginstitute.com. 1-800-960-6294.

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Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

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Misc. Services
FREE GRANTS Never repay, Results guaranteed. $500-$500,000 Homes purchase/ repairs, education, business, emergencies, Nonprofits. 9am-9pm, Monday-Saturday. 1-800-613-5447 Ext. 9024. (AAN CAN)

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Community Action Calendar
Wednesday 5:30. Free Trial Class. Sivananda Yoga Center, 1200 Arguello Blvd at Frederick. Call (415) 681-2731 or visit www.sfyoga.com.
Dec. 24-27, 11th ANNUAL KUNG PAO KOSHER COMEDY
It's that time of year again! Join Judy Gold, Ed Crasnick, Bruce Smirnoff, and Lisa Geduldig for Jewish comedy on Christmas in a Chinese restaurant! Dinner Shows and Cocktail Shows available. Partial proceeds benefit Familial Dysautonomia Hope Foundation & JFCS' LGBT Family Assistance Program. December 24 - 27 at New Asia Restaurant, 772 Pacific Avenue. KOSHERCOMEDY.COM
January 8-14, 9th Annual Berlin & Beyond Film Festival
New films from Germany, Austria and Switzerland--independent dramatic, and documentary features as well as shorts, produced in the German speaking countries of Europe, to contribute an important aspect of European filmmaking to the Bay Area's diverse film festival scene. A Best First Feature Prize of $ 5000 as well as an Audience Award will be presented to the filmmaker. January 8-14 at Castro Theatre. http://www.goethe.de
Arab Women's Fashion And Adornment Through Januray 30th
Over fifty hands embroidered and decorated costumes collected for the past 25 years from Syria, Palestine and neighboring areas, dated from the nineteenth century, exhibited beside their modern interpretations that were featured at www.Fumin.com fashion fair, China. Free. Tuesday-Friday 10am to 5 pm. Saturday 10am to 3:00 pm. Aida Dalati Studio, 636 El Camino RealRedwood City, (650) 364-9202. www.aidadalati.com.

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Announcements
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.

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Travel Services
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Door to Door Airport Transportation - $2 Off Ride in December or January! Present coupon offer in the Bay Guardian Newspaper to your driver for $2.00 off your shuttle fare. SF Residential promo only. 24hrs. a Day - Everyday. For Reservation Call: 415-558-8500 or online at: www.supershuttle.com. SUPER SHUTTLE TRANSPORTATION SYSTEMS. San Francisco.
Yankee Clipper Travel 1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.

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Hawaii $129 OW airtech.com
Mexico/ Caribbean $125 each way, taxes included. Europe $239 one way - Book Online. (212) 219-7000.
LATIN AMERICA - "We are ...Numero Uno to Latin America! Lowest Airfares to South America and Central America. Bogota - $495, Buenos Aires - $655, Caracas - $525, Guayaquil/ Quito - $575, La Paz, Bolivia - $725, Lima, Peru - $445, Montevideo - $725, Rio/ Sau, Palo - $595, Santiago, Chile - $695, Belize - $510, Costa Rica - $475, Guatemala - $455, Honduras - $475, Nicaragua - $475, Panama - $525, Guadalajara - $335, Mexico City - $335, Oaxaca - $555. Americas Travel - (415) 703-9955, 348 Hayes St., SF. www.americastravel.net CST - 2064111-40.
Attn: Wandering Jews
We can help you connect to Jewish communities from Australia to Zimbabwe. Call Jewish Community Information and Referral at 415.777.4545 or toll-free at 877-777-JCIR (5247).

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Ticket Planner! WE WILL BEAT ANY PRICE! Business Class 40 - 70% Off, International and Domestic Tickets. The Cheapest Way to Fly! Asian - $499+, Africa - $1299+, Australia - $933+, Central & S. America - $500+, Europe - $620+, Nepal & India - $950+. Book Now For DecemberÉBEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 1095 Market Street, Ste. 410, SF, CA 94111. (415) 551-0000, Wknd: (415) 310-9267, ticketplanner@aol.com. CST2066939.
Rio De Janeiro wants you
Come and experience one of the world jewels. Your travel dollars will benefit the poor. (415) 990-0820 Be a World Citizen!
Low cost airfares for departure out of San Francisco. Sito's Tours & Travel 50 1st Street, Suite 301 San Francisco, CA 94105 (415) 972-8188 (877) 261-6899 E-mail sales@sitotravel.com CST #2068672-40
www.holidayadventure.com-Last minute specialist (800) 559-5513 or (415) 956-3900 email:sales@holidayadventuretravel.com 500 Sutter street, suite 211, San Francisco, CA 94102

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Rentals
RUSSIAN RIVER VACATION Homes. Cozy cabins nestled in the redwoods to luxury homes on the Golf Course. Pets ok. 1-800-310-0804
Holiday in Lake Tahoe 5 star resort Jan. 23-30. 1 BD, sleeps 4, mineral pools, spa. $1500 OBO. (619) 421-6433 ejm21@hotmail.com

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General Travel
HIS Why pay more? Special rates. 1-800-573-6447

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Employment
Sales
SALES - MOBILITY SCOOTER Specialist. Seeking Proven Sales Managers Capable Of earning potential, $1000's per week Plus Monthly overrides for Managers who can train. Join The King of the Lead Business. Call Phillip Dennison or Brian Chait. 1-877-828-3731. Craftmatic Mobility Scooters. (CAL-SCAN)

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Career Services
Career Seminar
Reserve seat now (415) 573-8884 CA Real Estate Schools www.careschools.com

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Employment Agencies
JACKSON PERSONNEL AGENCY - Direct Hires, Temporary to Hire, Temporaries. Administrative Assistants, Data Entry, Secretarial, Accounting, Temps are working every week. Call Now (415) 546-4500. 717 Market St., Ste 224, SF. Fax (415) 546-0926 or visit us at www.jacksonpersonnel.com

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Progressive Opportunities
A OK
Put your computer to work up to $5500+/mo FREE BOOKLET Call 800-236-3055 /24hr www.dacthomebiz.com

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Business Opportunities
For $650 all machines are location ready. Hold approx 400 cans 5-6 years old but refurbished meaning anything broken is replaced. You are buying a 8 selection soda machine with bubble front with a coin mechanism and $ validator. I can deliver machines in the greater Bay Area for $75.00. Call 510-579-4933
Entertainment
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. MultiVend, LLC 880 Grand Blvd., Deer Park, NY 11729. 1-800-998-VEND. (CAL-SCAN)
AMERICA'S HOTTEST OPPORTUNITY - Dollar Stores. Own you Own Store. Turnkey from $45,900. DollarServices4.com 1-800-829-2915. (CAL-SCAN)

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Entertainment
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY? Advertise it Statewide! 200 community newspapers. Reach over 5 million Californians. $450 for a 25-word ad. Cal-SCAN saves you time and money. Place your ad with this local participating newspaper. (415) 255-7600 www.cal-scan.com (CAL-SCAN)
1.800.VENDING. 90 Machines - $8,670. The Best Locations. 1-800-836-3464 24/Hrs. (CAL-SCAN)
Entertainment
ADVERTISING STATEWIDE! Cal-SCAN saves you time and money. 200 community newspapers. Reach over 5 million Californians. $450 for a 25-word ad. Call this local participating newspaper for more information. (415) 255-7600. www.cal-scan.com (CAL-SCAN)
Entertainment
$550 WEEKLY SALARY possible mailing our sales brochures. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. Supplies provided. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours). (CAL-SCAN)

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Modeling/ Casting Calls
AUDITION Attention: Gospel/R&B Singer Japanese production company seeks Gospel/R&B singer who must be willing To, perform in Japan for 3 months to a year beginning February 2004 Date: January 18, 2004 Sunday Time: 9:00 am - 6 pm Place: To be Announced Job: Singer for Weddings, receptions and events. Up to $2000 per month + Insurance + Housing + Airfare Call for an Appointment: Lynda (510) 891-9542 or Email: Tommie Omni_Japan@Yahoo.com
Entertainment
Movie Extra/Model Needed immediately for TV & Film Productions. No Experience Required. Earn up to $500/day. 1-800-814-0277. (AAN CAN)
General
MUSCLE STUDS WANTED! Endless earning potential! $500 cash/start. 19-35 years. Serious only. TV/Video/Webcam jobs. Awesome & fun opportunity! Email current photos to: ImAMuscleStud@aol.com (AAN CAN)

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General Employment
Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
Work From Home
PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. earn $4/envlp. Guaranteed! 100% legit 1-800-242-0363 x1899 www.envelopesfromhome.com
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.

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FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 or email: employment@forestsforever.org. www.forestsforever.org (See our display ad for more info).
General
EASY "ZZZ" $6,680
Earn Cash In Sleep and other Hi-Pay Studies. All welcome! FREE prvt Bay Area Info. (415) 995-4901. www.ConfidentialReport.com

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Activism
JOBS
with the SIERRA CLUB and OTHER Groups $400-$600/Week * Work to Protect the Environment. SF Call Bobby at (415) 622-0064
Activism
JOBS
for the ENVIRONMENT $350-$550/week * Protect the Sierra Nevada Forests! * Save Old Growth! * Make a Difference! Join California's leading environmental group to protect our forests. Career opportunities and benefits available. Berkeley Call Sam at (510) 644-3454.
Tutor/Mentor
wanted for 9th grader in San Francisco. Monday through Thursday 4pm-5:30pm. (415) 656-1004

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ACT NOW! WORK FROM HOME. EARN $500-$5000. PT/FT Local training. (415) 869-7358
Accounting
Accounting Bookkeeper
The SF Bay Guardian is seeking a professional bookkeeper. Duties include Accounts Payable, Bank Reconciliation, General Ledger, and month-end closing. Accounting or Business degree and 2-3 years of solid job related experience required. Excel is a must, and SBT software a real plus. This is a full-time position; salary is commensurate with experience. The Guardian provides a challenging-casual work environment for the right candidate. Qualified applicants please send resume and cover letter to: HRD/Accounting Dept., 135 Mississippi St, San Francisco, CA 9417 or fax to 415.437-3960 or email to hr@sfbg.com. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE. EOE
General
eBay auction assistant. $18-$24/hour, good communication skills,training provided. Grow with us! Email ebayjob@datastaffing.net for details. Full/part time positions available. (AAN CAN)

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Data Entry
DATA ENTRY. Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Computer required. 1-800-382-4282 ext. #8. (AAN CAN)
Travel
OUR READERS LOVE to travel! And, with one simple phone call, you can reach up to 17 million adventurous, travel connoisseurs in 100+ newspapers just like this one. Go to www.aancan.com or call this newspaper (415) 255-7600 for more information. (AAN CAN)
Activism
CA PEACE ACTION
Peaceful Bandits Wanted! Take action and work towards a tomorrow filled with peace, human rights and justice. Diverse Feminist Workplace, Paid Training, Berkeley location close to BART. F/T - Benefits, paid vacation, $280-$450/week - Call Ryan at ext. 606. P/T - Evenings, 16-20 hours, great for students - Call Laura at ext. 605. CA Peace Action 510-849-2272, www.californiapeaceaction.org.

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Bartending
BARTENDERS UP TO $1000 PER WEEK! Bartender Positions Available. FT/PT. No Experience Required. Call 1-800-806-0083 ext. 203. (AAN CAN)
Retail
sHOp! sHOp! sHOp! Pose as customers & get paid. Secret shoppers needed for local stores, restaurants & theaters. Flexible hours. Email Required. 1-800-585-9024 ext. 6048. (CAL-SCAN)
General
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL EMPLOYEE? The brightest? The best? Supplement your local advertising with statewide advertising! 200 community newspapers reaching over 5 million Californians. $450 for a 25-word ad. Place your ad with this local participating newspaper. (415) 255-7600 www.cal-scan.com (CAL-SCAN)

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Driver
CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. Hiring experienced drivers. No credit checks. Long Haul Driving. 1-800-781-2778. wgreen@crst.com. Code: 12. (CAL-SCAN)
Driver
DRIVER - COVENANT TRANSPORT. Teams and Solos check out our new pay plan. Owner Operators, Experienced Drivers, Solos, Teams and Graduate Students. Call 1-888-MORE PAY (1-888-667-3729) (CAL-SCAN)
Sales
SALES. OVER 28 Million Customer Inquiries to Date! $5,500... Weekly Goal Potential! If Someone Did It... So Can You! 2-3 Confirmed Appointments Daily! Call Catherine McFarland. 888-543-1788 Therapeutic Sleep Products. (CAL-SCAN) HELP WANTED/DRIVERS

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Driver
**DRIVERS** MAY TRUCKING CO. "Is your road to success" *Vans -11 Western. 800-547-9169 x3217 *Reefers - 48 states - 800-547-9169 x3214. Dedicated team runs. Owner operators wanted. www.maytrucking.com (CAL-SCAN)
BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing company seeks Responsible, Energetic, Hardworking Individuals. Now Hiring For: ASSOCIATE MANAGER - $10.53/hr. and a P/T BUYER - $8.50/hr. Have excellent customer service skills and a love of fashion? Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com
Retail
Buffalo Exchange
A Resale clothing company seeks Responsible, Energetic, Hardworking Individuals. Now Hiring For: ASSOCIATE MANAGER - $10.53/hr. and a P/T BUYER - $8.50/hr. Have excellent customer service skills and a love of fashion? Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com

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Trucking/ Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
2 Men, 1 Clean Truck! Cheap, Fast, Reliable! 24hr. Bay Wide! We reuse and recycle. Call Louis C:(415) 902-3229.
El Cerrito Hauling
Demolition, excavation, garage and basement clean-up, roof tear off and more all over the Bay! (415) 613-4578 or (510) 610-4855

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2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All, Weekly 2 L.A. & Palm Springs, Serving you faithfully since 1972! 24hrs/364 days! (415)764-7333
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

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Home Services
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call Mon-Wed and Sat 7am-12noon, Thursday and Friday 7am-1pm to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.
Coming Soon
New store and website www.tonyandnelliesgiftshop.com over 3,000 items to shop from

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Remodeling
Bob & Tom's Windows for 25 Years - Showroom hours: M-F 8-4:30pm, Sat. 10-2pm, 2636 San Bruno Ave. San Francisco. Numerous brands, styles, and options on site for you to see! Energy efficient vinyl and wood, Custom built to your specification, Noise and draft reducing materials, and of courseÉWe are proud to be the Bay Area's largest certified Milgard dealer. Offering Milgard Quietlineª Sound Control Windows, Woodcladª windows and doors, Ultra Seriesª fiberglass, vinyl, and aluminum. Milgard offers the industry's strongest Warranty: Lifetime service, labor and parts for as long as you own your home. AAMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified, Member BBB. (415) 468-5501, (650) 692-4270.

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: Call Mon-Wed and Sat 7am-12noon, Thursday and Friday 7am-1pm. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
Outstanding Country singer - Available for private parties, recordings and gigs. Traditional style: Merle Haggard, Hank Williams, etc. Call Dave 415.389.8738 or dave61pan@aol.com.
Female lyricist/singer looking for DJ/producer/songwriter to collaborate, write and record pop/dance/techno tracks. 510-866-9062
Pro-Drummer wanted for original alternative rock band in the style of Three Doors Down and Foo Fighters. Rick (510) 760-1957.
Wanna Jam?
Played base from Carter administration until the George W the 1st. Two years ago switched to Guitar, learned to play off my Beetles, Birds and Big Star albums. Looking for people to jam with call George 415-472-5415

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experimental/indie band iso bass and/or keyboards. demos/info at www.chrisporro.com. sounds like: Beck, Elliot Smith, Pete York, David Gray, Rufus Wainwright, Radiohead, Michael Penn, Ben Folds, David Bowie, Cat Stevens, the Beatles, John Lennon, Folk Implosion, Sebadoh, and Lou Barlow. chris (415) 336-0687.
Bassist and Second Guitarist sought by Drummer and Lead Guitarist to play the Ventures. Ray 415-647-6862.
Boukaka from Congo, and his American band, based in Palo Alto,seek female harmony singers to complete their 8 song CD. Sorry no $, just unique music, with lyrics in Congolese, over a variety of propulsive rhythms. For details: bolebantu@earthlink.net or (650) 325-2952
Funky Drummer Wanted - Fatty AcidÕs been playing around the bay-area for five years. We play originals and covers of funky jammy stuff (Meters, Galactic, Grant Green, etcÉ) Seeking solid drummer for weekly writing/jamming and monthly gigging. Interested? Send email (plus mp3 samples if you have them) to funktatious@yahoo.com

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Singer wanted with strong, professional voice and experience for equally talented guitars and drums. Doing rock now, open to other styles depending on voice. No huge commitment necessary. ponokolo@hotmail.com
Vocalist Wanted:
Synth and cello driven electrocrass industrial punk noisecore whatever.. political thoughtful lyrics. Stage presence, originality, ability, desire. SF Studio. (510) 763-3680 www.filthmilk.com
Alt. Rock band seeks, Guitarist, Keyboards/ Programming, Bass, and Drums. Must be willing to play to tracks, gig, rehearse, and record. Be energetic, down to earth, talented. Visit www.saviosostatus.com to hear demos. Email: wcg1@comcast.net or Call: (510)825-4629
joe satriani/steve vai tribute needs bassist & drummer. If you like ths stuff this is your chance. I own an (Elec-drum) good enough to practice at home. for more details call to (415)370-2475. ask for vincent.

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WANTED: ALL FEMALE REGGAE BAND!
(415)760-7122 or (415)648-3125
Bassist & Drummer with rehearsal space wanted by lead guitarist/vocalist. Blues/Folk-Rock. Covers and originals. Call (415) 665-2082.
Folk-Rock Musicians wanted with vocal ability. To jam with lead guitarist/vocalist and possibly form band. Covers and originals. Call (415) 665-2082.
The Unauthorized Rolling Stones looking for sub-musicians. Must be able to travel, know Stones material, and look as close to Stones as possible. All positions. (415) 497-7928

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Electric Bass Guitarist seeks R&B, Blues and Jazz Groups or Acts for Work. (415) 240-2656.
MALE VOCALIST WANTED. Singer wanted by 3 piece doom metal band with a punk rock edge. Dedication and experience a must. we have rehearsal space in S.F.. Bands that we like are: Sabbath, Kyuss, Cows, Jesus Lizard, Slayer. Serious inquiries only. Please call 415-255-1574
Singer/guitarist new to san fran looking for a beautiful mess. e-mail libertybangbang@aol.com or call 970 393 2470

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Christian Peninsula/SJ outreach band "Isaiah" seeks female singer for concerts, clubs, outreach events at drug & alcohol rehabs & prisons, etc. We're all veterans of the secular club/concert scene, and can still rock. We exist to spread the Gospel. Evan (650) 712-9842.
The Spoils seek drummer. North Bay punk band. Must have experience. Transportation and equipment. We are lots of fun, and established. Lots of upcoming shows. Don (707) 252-8641
20something female vocalist, classically trained with a rock'n'roll soul, new to the SF Bay Area, ISO songwriters, musicians, and bands for collaboration, recording projects, and/or stage shows. Call Laura (510) 672-0798 or email lif404@yahoo.com

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Rehearsal Space
Seeking 1-2 musicians to share new deluxe studio for $215/mo. 24-7 lockout. Parking, alarm, windows, fan. Call Barbara (415) 661-5161.

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Music Studio
Recording Studio
2100 sq ft.Ultra modern 36 track Sony / MCI. CD MASTERING. CD DUPLICATION. 5 song demo deal 350.00 dollars with 100 CDs included. (510)792-6000 or visit www.SongWritersStudio.net
think you're a ROCK STAR!?
we'll produce your song AND make your video! STAREWAY MEDIA is proudly opening SUBMISSION STUDIO to the public! Audio, video, whatever you need we gots! 2400 square feet, pro tools, mics, isolated vocal booth, professional recording techs, conveniently located underneath mission street at 17th, open late! bar next door! outstanding recording rates, what else is there to say except give us some fucking money biatch! STAREWAY at SUBMISSION 487-3515 stareway.com or call the SUBMISSION HOTLINE, 518-3595
Boss Studios
* Recording Music & Voice Over * Perfect for Solo Artists * Learn Pro Tools NOW! (415) 626-1234 www.bossstudios.com 1005 Market St. SF

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Music Services
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! Listen to mixes at: www.djsly.com
PIANO LESSONS
Concert pianist with degree from Juilliard has openings now for students of piano and music theory (415) 587-2852 robetl@sfcamerata.org

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Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
Independent Music Producer
Available to work with talented and serious singers, songwriters and instrumentalists!! (415) 931-8424 www.seateamusic.com jureparo@znet.com
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.

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GOT BEATS?
Are you a SINGER? SONGWRITER? DJ? Learn how to program, edit, and mix your own beats like the pros. Learn the basix of MIDI and AUDIO RECORDING for PROTOOLS, DP3, REASON, RECYCLE, ACID, etc. Or hire the BEAT PRO himself to produce your next hit! Former teacher at one of California's top recording schools. Free consultation. beaubasix@yahoo.com or (510) 589-7455
Guitar Lessons Blues-Jazz-Country-Rock All levels welcome. Develop ear training, improvisation and compositional skills.15 years of instruction at same location. Experience in band leading, recording and arranging. B.A. degree Berklee school of music. Central S.F. location. Call Dave (415) 776-3755
GREAT VOICES!!!
ARE MADE NOT BORN. Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 928-SING (7464).
PRIVATE BASS GUITAR LESSONS with Jerry Mark. 4, 5, 6 string electric. 30 yrs. exp. Fun, affordable, learn at your own pace. Technique, Theory, Equipment, Recording. First Lesson FREE! 415-661-6676

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Wanted -- Music
$$ REWARD $$, stolen guitars. Ibanez SR885 5-string bass & BC Rich Beast guitar. Conctact Leon @ 650-678-8052, L_Marcelis@hotmail.com
EIW RECORDS
WANTED - REGGAE ARTIST TO SEND DEMOS TO: 4438 Third Street or P.O. Box 31153 San Francisco, CA 94131

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Music Equipment for Sale
Fender Twin Amp - 100 Watts, Third Lead Channel, New Tubes and Power Transformer, Like new, $700 Rick (510) 760-1957.
DIGITECH 2120
Artist-programmable pre-amp processor, and pedal-board with manual almost new! $500 Kristal (415) 929-1204
Mesa Boogie F-50 is the ultimate club amp! Only one year old with cover. Excellent condition. $800 firm. Email Rudy at ramirez4@msn.com for more info.
Carvin 400 PA Power Amp. Like brand new! No dust, no scratches. Never used. With 8 space SKB rack. $400. Rich: 415-474-1287

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Ensoniq ZR76 keyboard $575.00. 3 Conga set/ Matadors LP $525.00 obo. Phone 510-787-2630
Horns for sale: MkVI tenor, MkVI alto, YTS-62 tenor, YSS-875 sop, Sankyo Prima alto flute, Haynes flute, Haynes picc, Buffet clar (510) 545-5443 weekdays email anjinho_do_saxo@yahoo.com
VINTAGE PEARL DRUM KIT- 20"Kick drum, 16" Floor tom,, 12" tom, matching snare, Zildijan Ride and stand, Kick pedal, throne, Hi-hat. Newish heads and extras, Great compact Punk Garage/ Starter Kit with classy Blue sparkle finish. Solid shape. $350 or Best offer. Call Ken (415) 379-9021 or prankrec@mindspring.com
KAWAI MIDI controller keyboard M800 portable, 88 keys. Excellent condition, make offer. (510) 653-4537 or leave message at (510) 932-8891
Vintage and Barely
Used Guitars by Appointment Only (415) 282-0655.

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Home Buyer Services
Buy! Don't Rent!
Start the process now! For more information about how to purchase your own home call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor (510) 913-8128 Providing courteous service to first time buyers. Do a "property search" at www.kathyclose.com Prudential California Realty. Work with an award winning agent!

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Real Estate Wanted
I'LL BUY OR LEASE YOUR HOUSE -- FAST! STOP foreclosures -INSTANT debt relief FREEDOM from maintenance hassles NO commissions CALL NOW! (415) 652-6765

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Homes for Sale, SF
Charming Castro Victorian For Sale 2BD/BA, Lv/Dn/Kitch/Study, Decks, garden, hardwood flrs, By Owner (415) 626-1072 www.71Ord.com

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Real Estate Financing
Home Opportunities
The desire for home ownership is at the core of the American Dream. Home Opportunities, Inc. is a non-profit organization that works with realtors, banks, and government agencies to pull together every available resource to assist you in purchasing a home! Best of all, there's never a fee for our services. Contact us at: www.homeopportunities.org

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Commercial for Sale
BUSINESS FOR SALE? Advertise it Statewide! 200 community newspapers. Reach over 5 million Californians. $450 for a 25-word ad. Cal-SCAN saves you time and money. Call this local participating newspaper for more information. (415) 255-4600. www.cal-scan.com (CAL-SCAN)

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Property for Sale
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS 140 AC - Only $49,900. (adjacent to National Forest) Beautiful land, abundant wildlife, great setting. Year round maintained road. Excellent financing! Call 866-350-5263. (CAL-SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL-SCAN)

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Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com. (AAN CAN)

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Shared Housing, SF
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure 1-800-487-8050. www.e-roommate.com
$525-Mission DoloresTwo females 24 & 27 seek quiet, professional roommate with good credit for sunny apartment in great neighborhood. No living room, but new appliances in large kitchen, hardwood floors, French doors. Shared utilities PG&E & phone. Avail. Feb 1st. No pets, sorry. Email: missiondolores2003@yahoo.com
$590 RUSSIAN HILL - (Green St at Larkin St) to share with a 31yo Straight Female and 2 others. Features: HW Floors. We're 2 professional women in our 30s. We like to maintain a pleasant and friendly house with good communication. (#37603) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

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$600 NOE VALLEY - (28th St at Dolores St) to share with a 45yo Straight Male and 2 others. Features: W/D, Yard, and HW Floors. (#37592) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$975 UPPER HAIGHT - Pets negotiable! Quiet, two-room studio in Victorian building with bay window, hardwood floors, park views, decorative fireplace, storage, yard. Shops, restaurants, grocery store, Golden Gate Park, and laundry all within walking distance. - Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS, free preview search. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!

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Shared Housing, East Bay
$600 Lake Merritt - plus utilities. 2 Bedrooms for 1 person in home of gay man. Great neighborhood. Leave Message (510) 465-7910.

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Rental Services
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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Rental Housing, SF
Clean private rooms
with kitchenette, ceiling fan, laundry. Bus access, Potrero location. From $525/month. Mike (415) 725-0801. Call 10am-6pm.
$2000- Inner Sunset, 2 story flat, 1 blk from Golden Gate Park. Dog's welcome. Main floor: living room, dining room (or another bedroom) Kitchen, Laundry room w/ washer+dryer, full bathroom. 2nd level: one huge room w/ a new fireplace, skylight, half bathroom & private deck. Lots of closet & storage space. Central heat & hardwood floors throughout. Street parking. call 415 346-4364
$1400 Noe Valley - 1 br, 1 ba, Mediterranean Apartment, avail 1/15/04. Cat OK, Street parking only, call Maria Eugenia at (415) 290-0842, more info at: metrorent.com/370633.

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$1100 Glen Park - 1 br, 1 ba, Contemporary Apartment, avail Now. Will consider cat, Garaged parking, call Bill at (415) 345-9121, more info at: metrorent.com/370840.
$1400 Glen Park - 2 br, 1 ba, 1960's Apartment, avail Now. Balcony, Will consider cat, Garaged parking, call Bill at (415) 345-9121, more info at: metrorent.com/370838.
$1795 Potrero - 1 br, 2 ba, Loft Loft, avail 1/1/04. Patio, Pets Welcome, Private Parking Space, call Fif at (415) 203-9468, more info at: metrorent.com/371102.
$1150 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, and View. (#93710) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!

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$1695 NOE VALLEY - 2BR, 2BA. Apartment Features: Garage, Fireplace, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, Deck, and Views. (#93725) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1270 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - 2BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: W/D and HW Floors. (#93739) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1225 PRESIDIO HEIGHTS - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, and HW Floors. (#93748) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!

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$1050 NORTH BEACH/TELEGRAPH HILL - Studio. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Garage, HW Floors, and View. (#93811) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$900 NOB HILL - 1BR, 1BA. Pets Ok. Cottage Features: HW Floors and Deck. (#93822) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1495 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - 2BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: HW Floors. (#93840) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!

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$1050 NOE VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: Parking and HW Floors. (#93873) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$975 RUSSIAN HILL - Extra large bedroom with smaller room attached available in 1920's 4BR, 2.5BA flat. HW floors, W/D, Dishwasher, fireplace. Quiet, dead-end street near public transportation. - Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS. FREE access to Premium Listings. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$650/mo. 4th & Geary. Large room for rent. DSL, Washer, Dryer. (415) 668-0471

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Rental Housing, East Bay
$2900 Montclair - 3 br, 2 ba, Contemporary House, avail Now. Yard, Dog negotiable - Cat OK, Garaged parking, call Amy at (415) 845-7688, more info at: metrorent.com/371071.

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Commercial Rentals
ARTIST STUDIOS The Crucible
256 sq ft., 25 ft. ceilings with skylights, 120 volt 20 amp circuit, large shelving unit. 24-hr access, shared kitchen, bathrooms, shop sink, access to equipment. Share opportunities. Class discounts, free labs. Near West Oakland BART. 510-444-0919. www.thecrucible.org
Rates lower than Mini-Storage
5000 sq. ft. or less, Roll-up door, office and alarm. $ .50 per sq. ft. First month free!! 2509 Myrtle St. Oakland, Cross Grant Ave. (925) 755-4940

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