Aries (March 21-April 19)

This week there are a lot of lovely, beautiful, twinkling beams of goodness flickering around a core of molten grimness. Some complicated changes are going on in your neck of the universe, and we predict you'll have your hands full navigating both the rough stuff and the sweet and easy energy sent to help you kick it out the door.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Taureans, it looks like you're going to stumble on a big-ass boulder this week, polish it up, and find a diamond smack in the middle of your paw! Sure, you might start off feeling a little insecure, but your commitment to nurturing things along pays off.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

It's a battle this week, a boxing match with inconsistent action in one corner and focused deliberation getting a rubdown in the other. Whichever contender wins is going to get your most important relationships as its grand prize, so watch out whom you root for.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

Kicks in the pants, kicks in the ass – we here at Psychic Industries are getting quite a kick out of it! And it's not 'cause we're cruel. No, we know you've been preparing a brand-new perspective on life, and these kicks are just the thing to shake your new attitude loose on the world.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

It will be a simple week if you can follow a simple instruction, dearest Leo: don't let your scarcity issues dictate your behavior. Don't go after lowball prizes 'cause you think you can't win the jackpot, and refrain from shit-talking about folks you think have more than you do. Do this and you're golden. You're golden anyway, but you know what we mean.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You're on the right path, and isn't that a comforting reminder? If you apply yourself with deep determination to the project – or projects, industrious one – you've initiated over the past nine days, you are going to take some leaps forward on the aforementioned path of goodness.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Libra, what did you do to piss off the ego planets? Some of the giant orbiting balls of rocks and gases that influence the way you see yourself are looking quite cranky. We say it's a good time to ask what needs to change and what you wish wasn't changing? Investigate the tension between your answers.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

From the outside, Scorpio, your personal development is looking slow and sturdy, but get a peek at what's happening on the inside: it's mighty, vast, and full-steam ahead. This is a good week for making friends with people who aren't afraid to get deep enough to notice.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

The stars bless you with energy this week, as if you needed it. Since there's a bit more pow in your punch, any projects you fire up in the coming days seem particularly bound for glory. Just make sure you're not careening so quickly that you forsake your good pal clarity.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Gosh, Capricorn, do you ever feel like your body is willing but your stick-in-the-mud brain just refuses to cooperate? We here at the Psychic Shack predict you'll be feelin' that way real soon. If you can put a lid on your fearful expectations and let loose with the letting go, you'll be surprised how much more in control you wind up feeling.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Aquarius, you're really becoming yourself in a whole new way, and it's really ... becoming! As you grow in this exciting new direction, so does your need for change. Your relationships will be the stage where this possibly dramatic change plays out, and the curtain rises this week.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Your openness to new perspectives is like a gift you're giving yourself this week. Sure, the sensation of being understood by you might make someone's day, but truly you're the one who will reap the benefits of what you let yourself learn.

  Award-winning writer Michelle Tea and intuitive counselor Jessica Lanyadoo have been fraternizing with fate together for the past five years.

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