Sonic Reducer
By Kimberly Chun
All
wet
THE NEW YEAR came roaring in like a lion a wet, spitting,
and hissing one that couldn't catch a cab. At 3:30 a.m. Jan. 1, 2004,
I'm sure that simile was on the minds of the revelers freezing in strappy
dresses as they stepped into Folsom Street excuse me, Folsom
River flooded shin-deep thanks to Mr. Storm Drain. Walking was
a washout. The hordes were better off huddled beneath tents outside
1015 Folsom, peering out through sheets of rain in search of transportation.
As for myself, I had to stifle the urge to elbow my companion, safely
ensconced in the car and amusing himself by waving at all the forlorn
partygoers trying to hail taxis on every South of Market corner. I took
one look at the line snaking around the block, rain be damned, outside
the Endup and ended up at a local diner where the prices were ratcheted
up for the occasion and all the action was by the his-and-hers water
closets. Best way to cut in line? Say, "Can we go first? My friend's
going to be sick and those shoes look expensive!" or simply
announce, "I gotta pee!" and rush in before anyone can stop
you.
Earlier that night, before the heavens split open, I dropped by Slim's,
which was scattered with vintage girls and the occasional dude in a
cowboy hat rack it up to the Supersuckers. Across the street,
StudioZ.tv was fighting them off at the velvet rope, and up Market Street,
Cafe du Nord was hopping even as Persephone's Bees played out the evening.
I didn't manage to wash up to the former Pond Gallery for Eats Tapes
or rumble over to a Third Street house party for the Coachwhips and
Numbers. I gave the slip to the lingerie show at the Moonlight Mansion
Pajama Party at the Archbishop's Mansion, and I ran, I ran so far away,
from Flock of Seagulls at Bambuddha Lounge.
Rather, the evening's highlight had to be the spectacle at the Hemlock
Tavern. Even the wet couldn't stop Comets on Fire from lighting up and
smoking through some bowl-clanging, ear-bleed psych-punk. But that
was nothing new, or news, on this New Year's Eve. The, um, grace
note was delivered by opener E-Zee Tiger, alias Anthony Petrovic, whose
show roared to a halt as his delay-pedal button crapped out on him after
one stirring number. He had to resort to telling jokes and free-associating
as he tried to unscrew, take apart, and fix the device. "I've
never screwed onstage before," the one-man band drawled, cuddly
cute clad in a furry, gray feline suit.
When that, and a brand-new pedal from down the street, failed, Petrovic,
ever the trooper, tried to carry on. He called for a drummer and bassist
to join him onstage and tried to rap, ending with a lament about getting
paid, directed at booker Anthony Bedard. It was a sorry sound, and Petrovic
knew it. Still, you had to admire his show-must-go-on chutzpah, even
while clutched in the maw of musical disaster, like Roy and that not-too-e-zee-going
white tiger.
It might not have been everyone's cup of chaos, but the episode chased
the chill forming around my dark, dark heart. Regardless of what 2004
sloshes in, we will survive. We can always freestyle. Even if we look
and sound ridiculous. Even if we're stuck in an overheated fuzzy animal
suit. Even if we can't agree on anything like we agree on OutKast's
2003 year-end critics' poll-topper, Speakerboxxx/The Love
Below (Arista), or the gut- and butt-busting verbiage of "The
Way You Move" 's Earth, Wind and Fire revamp ("Well let me
listen to the story you tell / We can make moves like a person in jail").
Mono aural Good to know that even when the bay is threatening
to sweep us away, others will be there to pick up the pieces of the
local music scene. So thank Neptune for Kim Harrison-Lavoie of London's
Monotreme Records a music fan who has been putting out CDs by
Bay Area artists for the past year. I had traded e-mails with Harrison-Lavoie
a while back, before her most recent releases, the Mass's City of
Dis album and Lower Forty-Eight's Skin Failure full-length,
but the urgent, hard-rockin' sound of the latter's disc reminiscent
of the brainier neural firings of Jesus Lizard roused me from
my pleasant snore as I dozed at my desk, dreaming of wartime rationing
of songs and whiskey.
Harrison-Lavoie got in the game after striking up an e-mail-based friendship
with Chad Bidwell of Ral Partha Vogelbacher. She downloaded a lo-fi
MP3 of his music off his Megalon label site and was immediately floored.
"Chad's music has such a warmth, intelligence, and sensitivity
to it, and he has an exceptional talent for writing humorously skewed
and poetically perceptive lyrics," she wrote to me. Not long after
they began corresponding, she put out her first Monotreme release, Ral
Partha Vogelbacher's Kite vs Obelisk.
Through Bidwell she met, as she puts it, "a wealth of talented
musicians struggling to get their music heard." She discovered
RPV members and Thee More Shallows brainiacs David Kesler and Tadas
Kisielius a few years ago when she was visiting Bidwell in S.F. After
seeing their debut live show at a block party, she immediately offered
to put out their album, A History of Sport Fishing, overseas,
without even hearing it.
In a way Harrison-Lavoie's involvement in the Bay Area music scene
boils down to the power and glory of the Net and the relationships she
has formed online with other music lovers via music e-mail lists.
"I do think that many Bay Area artists are overlooked at home,"
she wrote. "This is also true of other U.S. bands. Many of my favorites,
such as Grandaddy, Sparklehorse, Lambchop, and the Handsome Family,
eventually found themselves in the odd situation of playing to packed
venues in Europe, the UK, only to return to the U.S. and play to a handful
of people." Next she's anticipating Thee More Shallows' second
album and organizing U.K. tours for the Bay Area's Virgil Shaw (who
played at the Way Beyond Nashville Festival in London, in part thanks
to Harrison-Lavoie's efforts) and Experimental Dental School.
Go west, young man Below the Surface, San Mateo's five-year-old
hip-hop specialty store, may have closed its doors Dec. 15, but although
it has gone underground West Coast underground, that is
it's far from dead and buried. On Christmas Eve, former Below the Surface
proprietor Shane Nesbitt launched So Far West (www.sofarwest.com), an
online music store focusing on exclusive, usually self-recorded and
self-manufactured CD titles by independent West Coast hip-hop artists
like Wreccless, Blackbird, and Subtitle. He buys directly from the creators,
if not a label, and the catalog is thinner Nesbitt told me he
culled it by 60 percent but he has faith in his stock. Besides,
specializing is "what I had to do to survive as far as being a
young proprietor," he told me.
Despite the expansion of the Below the Surface store earlier last year,
Nesbitt made the tough decision to close up shop when the landlord raised
the rent, and he decided to go back to school and begin a Stanford University
radio show. "The landlord was unorthodox, heavily," he said.
"Realistically, I could have afforded it, but I was tired of eating
beans and rice everyday." In the short time since the site has
rolled out, Nesbitt says he's gotten orders from Japan, Germany, and
Finland, in addition to New York City, Los Angeles, and the Midwest.
Right at home Thee Parkside has decided to make it official,
cementing long-term relationships with certain local artists as of Jan.
6, when Kelley Stoltz is scheduled to settle in for a monthlong residency
at the venue. Sitting in every Tuesday in January will be national names
like Silver Jews member Chris Stroffolino's Continuous Peasant (Jan.
20) and local stars such as Rogue Wave (Jan. 27). The reason for the
residency? "We want to expose the artist to different crowds,"
owner Sean told me. In February ex-Mother Hips hepster Tim Bluhm is
expected to settle in. Meanwhile, be sure to chat up Stoltz, because
he's got stories to tell Jackpine Social Club honcho Nick Tangborn
e-mailed to say Stoltz just got back from touring Australia,
where he danced onstage with Neil Young and hung with his hero Will
Sergeant.... Spinning Jennies are still twirling, thank God didn't
you dig their fifth album, Stratosphere, now almost sold out?
After having celebrated their 10-year anniversary at Bottom of the Hill
in December, they're taking a turn Jan. 8 at the Starry Plough in Berkeley....
Last year we mulled Juice Design staffer Andrew Paynter's show of visual
art by musicians like Black Heart Procession's Pall Jenkins at his workplace,
which produces the Noise Pop graphics. This year his images of artists
like Tortoise, Blonde Redhead, Les Savy Fav, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
go uptown to the Levi's store at Union Square. The three-month exhibit
opens Jan. 22.... Give the dog a Bone: amid a solid set at Slim's Dec.
20, the Distillers decided to stop the rock and start the random trash
talk, ignoring the KITS-FM Live 105 posters all around them and instead
sorta singing the praises of another local station, KSAN, 107.7 FM,
the Bone, chattering about how they wanted to sign up for the Boneyard
Workforce. Now that we know what's really on Brody Dalle's mind
she managed to ignore the very un-S.F. cascade of wolf whistles
that greeted her every move I guess we can probably concur: any
workforce probably beats lolling around in Blender in your skivs.
Wake me when the tips start biting; e-mail kimberly@sfbg.com.