Techsploitation
By Annalee Newitz
Mars!
Mars! Mars!
HERE I AM on Mars again. I can't stop looking at NASA's boppy,
well-organized Web site (marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.html) devoted
to the adventures of Spirit and Opportunity, my favorite Martian robots
ever. I love those 400-pound, plutonium-heated smoopy-poopies.
I want to invite them out for a really great dinner at an expensive
restaurant and forget about all the bad things the government has ever
done. Because the government is also NASA! And the people at NASA made
these cool Martian robots, and they jump around and hug each other when
their machines work!
The Mars geeks say silly things to each other on NASA TV like "Anomalies
exert a gravitational pull on engineers." When everybody on Slashdot
(www.slashdot.org) was freaking out with Martian bliss, the NASA engineers
posted comments and said stuff like "Yup, we read Slashdot too."
Did I mention I love these guys? I don't feel ironic about this at all.
But back to my Martian robots. What is Spirit doing today? The semi-repaired
Mars rover is taking a very close look at two rocks, which NASA nerds
have nicknamed "Cake" and "Blanco." Everything on
Mars is so fucking cool that we want to name all of it! Let's call that
little bump over there "Roundie," and this grain of sand can
be called "Lil' Kim." Also, I want to name every damn speck
on that hill full of nifty rocks that Opportunity has captured in lovely,
full-color panoramic shots. I even want to name the smeary marks Spirit
left on the red sands with its landing balloons.
The Mars rovers are teaching us to appreciate robot art. I can think
of nothing more poignant than Spirit's first self-portraits after landing.
From its navigation camera, we get a strange view of its seemingly fragile
body, still cradled in the landing capsule, surrounded by the diminishing
puffs of its parachute and an enigmatic, barely comprehensible slice
of the Martian landscape. It's like looking through the eyes of a child
staring down at her or his own body and realizing for the first time
that she or he is inside this weird collection of limbs that are about
to traverse a strange, unexplored planet.
I've been thinking a lot about restarting Kim Stanley Robinson's famously
realistic series of novels about colonizing Mars I got through
Red Mars, but the sequel, Green Mars, was just too irritatingly
epic for me. I'm reconsidering my position. I just want more Mars in
my life right now.
The Mars rover mission is the perfect example of what I want my government
to be doing. This is why I pay my taxes. I think it's testimony to how
little faith I have in the U.S. political system that I'm actually shocked
the government has done something with my money that's entirely free
of evil.
OK, so it's kind of scary to think we sent some chunks of radioactive
plutonium over there inside the rovers I'm trying not to imagine
cute, fuzzy aliens eating them but it's what keeps Spirit and
Opportunity's circuits from freezing in the -150 degree Celsius Martian
night.
I guess I have to admit there's a dark side to the fact that President
George W. Bush is touting all this space program crap now, claiming
we'll have a "man" on Mars soon (because, after all, we want
to keep the women at home tending the kitchens and squirting out babies).
The Iraq war is draining our nation's coffers, unemployment and underemployment
are a terrible problem, and our education system is crumbling. But if
we all think about the niftiness of our Martian robots for a while,
and our marvelous future as space colonists, we'll forget our domestic
problems long enough to reelect a leader who thinks freedom of the press
is a "special interest" and tax cuts help the poor.
And yet I cannot dismiss the Martian mission as sheer nationalist propaganda.
It's true that if we do find living beings on Mars, it's likely the
U.S. government will figure out ways to exploit and colonize the buggers.
But luckily Mars appears pretty lifeless so far. My hope is that Mars
will become a new human home, a place where we get the chance to reimagine
our shared cultures. Sure, we'll bring our problems with us. But we'll
also be forced to transform ourselves.
That's why I go to the NASA rover Web site every day and sift through
the images our robots send us, searching the Martian horizon for new
shapes, new views. I'm not just looking for hematite and water. I'm
looking for the future.
Annalee Newitz (roboticmartian@techsploitation.com)
is a surly media nerd who has dreams like everybody else does. Her column
also appears in Metro, Silicon Valley's weekly newspaper.