Aries (March 21-April 19)

Aries, the stars are a tangle of fuzzy thinking and radiant vitality this week, a strange combination. It challenges your ability to be present in your emotion-based relationships. Be the bigger person and walk away from any feelings of frustration you have; responding will set into motion events that just don't need to happen.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Temperance is the name of the game this week, Taurus. No overdoing it, no matter how many party people are banging down your door, begging you to come and drink forties or eat pizza or whatever vice it is. Instead, try to invest in your health and in the stabilizing of important projects.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

This week, Gemini, is an exercise in allowing your relationships to take whatever form they need to without trying to control them, burdening them with desperate possessiveness, or being devastated by the way they change. Let these cycles spin through their organic rotation; it's just nature.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

Someone's forcing a break this week, Cancer, and it might even be you. Though it sure as hell doesn't feel like it, the loss is actually an enormous gift. Remind yourself of the fresh space this removal will bring to your life, and let us remind you of how strong, stable, and pretty you are.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Lusty, lascivious Leo, how do you make sweet love to yourself? Do you turn on the soft rock and fire up the candles? What about simple nurturing? Finally, how open are you to yourself? These are the questions of the week. It's OK to separate from the crowd to come up with the answers.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Damn, Virgo, you and your people are ready for a break. The operative and inspiring word is ready. Your steady movement into your own future is becoming more rewarding – which won't lighten your workload and give you the rest you're craving, but hopefully it'll take some of the stress off your mind.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

What needs to go, Libra? At your core you're really feeling happy, and it's from this foundation of joy that we'd like to see you cutting some cords, making some changes, and shifting the scenery a little. It's not about seeing immediate results; it's about turning yourself in a positive new direction.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

The best way for you, Scorp, to handle the overflow of dynamic energy the stars are dumping down this week is to perfect the art of self-pleasure. Which sounds hella scandalous, but really what we're talking about is nailing down some inner peace, catering to your health, and pursuing general self-improvement.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Love, love, love, Sagittarius – amazing, highfalutin, big-ass love. We see you falling madly in love with yourself this week, we see love zooming in on you from elsewhere, and we see you balanced enough to receive it. It's tough times in much of the zodiac, but your neck of the stars is bright and shiny.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

A very nice week to get shit done – a favorite Capricorn pastime. It is, however, a slightly turbulent week for all, and we at Psychic Industries think the best way for you to deal is to take the time to invest in your emotions, then take a risk and clearly communicate them to whomever needs to hear about it.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

The Star is the tarot card that rules and represents Aquarius, and today we'll use the celestial twinklers as a metaphor. Instead of dashing out into the night to look up at a single star and make a narrow little wish, it's best for you to cast a wider gaze and learn what you can from the whole constellation this week.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Don't be scared of change, Pisces. Change is your pal. Change wrote "BFF" next to its picture in your high school yearbook and wears the other half of your Best Friend broken-heart necklace. Now that we've established that you actually love change, we recommend extending that love toward others and yourself this week.