Sonic Reducer
By Kimberly Chun
Death
rattle
THE MOST TELLING moment in the 46th annual Grammy Awards telecast
Feb. 8 was the too-little too-late President's Award and tribute to
the Beatles in honor of the, er, 40th anniversary of their appearance
on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Watching the media frenzy surrounding this faux-historic marker, you
have to wonder: what happened on the date's 25th? Who knows back
then, in 1989, we were all busy listening to new music. Now you can
only imagine a truly apocalyptic celebration of mop top-mayhem proportions
when the 50th rolls around. Watch out.
Thanking the Recording Academy for the award, Beatle widows Yoko Ono
Lennon and Olivia Harrison gave emotional speeches that reached for
profundity and ended with pleas to "give peace a chance" and
to believe that "the love you make is equal to the love you take,"
before the living, breathing, actual Beatles took the video screen unceremoniously,
thanking all y'all from England and sounding like, well, regular guys.
Ringo Starr amiably mumbled something about being on TV many times and
40 years being quite a long time, and Paul McCartney obligingly stroked
the guitar he said he played on Ed Sullivan. Talented regular
guys who've raked in plenty of awards, acknowledgments, knighthoods,
and moola over the years and probably haven't thought very much about
Ed Sullivan until recently, regarding it as yet another crazy incident
in their long-ago, lively youth.
Aggressive marketing efforts aside, the Beatles-Ed Sullivan post-post-post-hype
boils down to yet another extended, self-congratulatory boomer back
massage for a "moment" that, of course, only they experienced
firsthand. Still, the appearance also signified TV's first major strike
on radio and other comers as the 20th-century-music star-making/delivery
system of choice. TV continues to be a force with the rise of the American
Idol vocalists, Josh Groban, and Hilary Duff (looking rather fluffy
Feb. 8), as the New York Times' Neil Strauss recently wrote.
What to say now that the concept of pop on TV is 40-plus it's
a middle-aged, even old hat? The award and tribute also signal a changing
of the guard at the TV-focused Grammys there was a time when
even the Beatles were woefully underrecognized, but guess who's in charge
now? Not Andy Williams, though he teetered out onstage like he was hoping
soon to join John, George, Johnny Cash, Warren Zevon, and the like in
the big Studio H in the sky.
That was the tenor, those were the tremors, of this year's Grammy Awards.
Death and illness in the form of convalescing Luther Vandross
predominated when the predictable but surprisingly critic-approved
choices didn't. I can't recall a convergence of academy voters' and
music writers' tastes of this magnitude since the second coming of Beck.
There were some moments of reserved ad-libbing on the part of
50 Cent, who decided that if he wasn't going to win any awards, he might
as well mount the stage alongside New Artist winners Evanescence and
give them a good scare, and on the part of a flapper look-alike Christina
Aguilera, who threatened to jiggle for joy out of her halter-top gown
when she won the Female Pop Vocal Performance award for "Beautiful."
She needn't have worried a CBS producer stuck a protective graphic
over her chest just in case a "wardrobe malfunction" might
cause her to flash one of the few body parts she hasn't yet exposed.
"I don't want to have the same thing happen that Janet had done,"
Aguilera babbled, "if I can keep it together." Coming from
the girl who proudly sang "Dirrty" a scant year and a half
ago, that says something about the creepily conservative times.
In that sense you can read the coupling of old and new artists in the
award presentations and "live" performances (with a five-minute
tape delay) as less a graceful generational turnover than a weird one-step-forward-one-step-back
gesture. It's kind of like a dance step. The old guard Sting,
Arturo Sandoval, Michael McDonald, Tony Bennett, Chick Corea(?!)
may be passing the baton to young turks like Sean Paul, Justin Timberlake,
Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott, Foo Fighters or they just may be
... chaperoning. Just to make sure everybody behaves. As the former
teen pop idols get their leashes yanked more apologies, Justin?
and the Recording Academy fetes the golden age of prefab pop
Motown's Funk Brothers and once-Brill Building songwriters Gerry
Goffin and Carole King you feel less nostalgic for those moments
of American monoculture (and aren't OutKast the closest thing to that?)
than for those aberrant industry outcasts like Prince and George Clinton.
Clinton's messy Parliament-Funkadelic turn as part of a funk-past-and-present
meltdown was the double take-inducing Soy Bomb of 2004. Now if only
we could go backstage with those party hounds instead of watching Faith
Hill hustle herself between OutKast and company with a closing "Thank
you!" (read: keep moving, boys). Oh no, stank you.
Talking tall Walkmen vocalist and guitarist Hamilton Leithauser
has been through hell and high water. Actually, make that hate and heavy
blackouts. And we're not talking about binge boozing-style rug burns
here, though I won't put anything past the good-natured, slurred, and
slightly nervous Leithauser, 25, who's waiting in the green room to
perform on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the least of his problems. When the
Walkmen first emerged with their 2002 debut, Everyone ..., they
faced down a gauntlet of loathing thanks to the fans of Jonathan
Fire*Eater. Guitarist Paul Maroon, drummer Matt Barrick, and organist
Walter Martin were part of J.F., and it seems some of the band's followers
took an intense disliking to the ebullient Walkmen. "It was kind
of a negative thing originally," says Leithauser, Martin's cousin
and a onetime Washington, D.C., high school bud of the other Walkmen,
with the exception of bassist Peter Bauer. "It was the only way
we were ever billed when we went anywhere it was written bigger
than our name was in the paper. And the Jonathan Fire*Eater fans hated
us."
Picture folded arms and scowling faces. Better yet, check to see if
they're still around when the Walkmen perform at Great American Music
Hall Feb. 15. It's somewhat inconceivable considering Bows and Arrows
(on Warner Bros. imprint Record Collection), Leithauser's way with a
catchy, everyday phrase, the band's punchy, ever so New York City sound,
and a production that rattles and echoes with a haunted atmosphere seldom
found on "new rock" releases.
The recording of their second album was a trial in itself as the band
fled a second session in Memphis when storms blackened the city for
two and a half weeks. They landed in Oxford, Miss. Faulkner territory
before they returned to Memphis to face another blackout. On
to New Jersey and yet another outage. "It was just funny at that
point," Leithauser says.
That penchant for making art out of disaster somehow makes comparisons
between the Walkmen and Shane MacGowan apt, which Leithauser is happy
to have. "Yeah, we try to rip off his songs all the time,"
he jokes.
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