Aries (March 21-April 19)

Aries, you're in a fabulous place to crack yourself open to new ideas and let some old habits die a sputtering death. In fact, you might even get something out of throwing said habits a proper burial. If the end of the week finds you a bit exhausted, take some space to mourn your losses.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Things have been whizzing by, Taurus, but for an earth sign like yourself, the best way to maintain your happiness is to keep an eye on it. Don't trample it while trying to keep up with the fast pace of the herd. Slow your roll and firm up your happiness-producing activities.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

Yeah, you want to be happy, Gemini, who doesn't? Take us Psychic Dreamers, for instance. We totally want to be happy. We also want to know how you go about nurturing yourself. You're sinking a lot of effort into happiness, but this week you'll hit an emotional wall, and self-nurturance will be needed.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

You're in a mucky place, Cancer, but mucky places are also fertile places. Soggy soil and marshy pools grow all sorts of life, and your similar inner state is likely to yield many creative outbursts this week. You're smack-dab in the middle of a new beginning; consider this moment a growth spurt.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

One corner of the heavens is hell-bent on making Leo relationships suck this week; the other cruel corner is making sure you don't have the energy to do anything about it. The best thing to do with such a mean-spirited week is give in to all impulses to hide out and get as much sleep as possible.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

The celestial stage is set to promote innovative plans this week, Virgo, which is why you're suddenly brimming with ideas about the Right Thing to Do. But though you know what you should do, you might not do it. Cut out the old and bring in a new vibe by spending some quality time by your lonesome.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Libra, we want to let you know you might be a bit indecisive this week. Ha ha! Get it? It's a joke: you fellows tend to be a bit indecisive! Sorry, we're not comedians; we're psychics. And we're here to tell you that you don't have to let this plague of indecision stop you from investing in your growth.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

You're at the close of a personal cycle, Scorpio, and though it might be tempting to take a much-needed break, we advise you not to do the resting-on-laurels thing but to move on up to the next level. You need to keep life challenging lest you get bored. What will you set out to accomplish next?

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Remember what a great horoscope you got last week, Sag? Well, this week it's more of the same, you lucky duck. What have you done to make the universe smile down at you like this? We see you happy, moving slowly but with great excitement into your future, and investing in the people who matter.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Just because it's a sort of uncomfortable week doesn't make it a bad week, Capricorn. Unfortunately you're undergoing changes that entail a passage through difficult landscapes. Though we see you getting a little scared at this prospect, we're here to affirm that your journey is full of integrity.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

This week looks like it can get you front-row tickets to the breakthrough of your life, Aquarius, but it's sort of a scary show. The plot involves a brave human having to murder a mean dragon that reeks of fear. We ask, are you fearless enough to witness and participate in the conquering of your fears?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Torn between two lovers, Pisces? Feeling like a fool? Oh, we're not being literal – though with you, you never know – we're just talking about how split you are between your desire for peace and your fear of movement. Either way, things are changing; we suggest being open to changing your mind.