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Vol. 38 No. 25 - March 17, 2004 Bulletin Board Community Forum Employment Indoor/Outdoor Marketplace Real Estate for Sale Rentals Musician's Exchange/Rhythm Body and Soul Auto /Transportation Destinations (Travel)

Used Cars & Trucks

'89 Toyota Tercel - Runs good/ $350 obo/ Mechanics Special:83 Volvo 240 wagon/body good/ needs engine;make offer (650) 669-0719 Harley. Back to Top

Service Station

B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439. Back to Top

Acupuncture

Silver Springs Acupressure Center Grand Opening Free steam sauna, Therapeutic massage, Foot Reflexology. With this ad $5 off from 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. every day. (415) 682-8133. 1935 Lawton St. @ 25th ave. Back to Top

Allergies

Sinus Problems? Do you suffer from allergies, polyps & other airborne annoyances??? Safe, Natural & Effective RELIEF is now available @www.aerostatx.com Back to Top

Beauty

Zip Zap Salon - 245 Fillmore St. San Francisco, CA 94117. Open 7 days a week! (415) 621-1671.

Sixth Avenue Salon - Full Service Salon and Spa. For appointments call (415) 221-5214 or check out www.sixthavenuesalon.com.

Get natural looking enhanced breasts. Call to schedule a free consultation. Also.. Liposculpture, Facial Shaping/ Botox, Facelift, including vertical mid-facelift, eyelid surgery, Endermologie. Edmond Zingaro. MD. (415) 929-4630 www.drzingaro.com

Red Face? Aged Skin? Consultations and FotoFacial treatments are performed by Board Certified Dermatologist, Sanford E. Schnoll, M.D., the physician who performs the most IPL treatments in San Francisco. Call for your FREE consultation. Ask about our Laser Hair Removal for Men and Women or Botox Collagen treatments. Aneu (415) 440-2638. Located at 2326 Fillmore St. (at Clay) SF

Ele Ela International Salon - Beauty supply, imports, jewelry, accessories. 388 Guerrero Street at 16th Street. (415) 552-4995. Back to Top

Certified Massage Therapy

Relaxing & Nurturing Swedish Massage. Female CMT to soothe your body in a warm & caring atmosphere. Weekdays 9 am-noon, Weekends 10am-8pm. Strictly Non-Sexual. LeeAnn. (415) 238-2738.

#1 FrenchWoman'sMassage Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com

CARING MASSAGEFOR MEN & WOMEN We are proud of our well-trained Asian male & female CMT bring you to new level of relaxation experience. We specialize in: * 4 hands Massage * Yin-Yang Massage* Couple massage1008 Jefferson St, Oakland10am-10pm Call 510-272-9926 Back to Top

Body Therapy - 1041 Guerrero at 23rd Street. (415) 282-1779. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Sports & Orthopedic Massage. Auto and workman's comp insurance accepted. Gift certificates available.

Therapeutic Massage Deep tissue, Swedish, Shiatsu, and Breathwork. Specializing in relief of chronic muscular pain (neck/back/hip/knee pain, sciatica, migraines). Haight district. Kishi, CMT 415-846-4498

You deserve a massage fit for royalty. Pamper, pleasure, and relax with me. Certified and professional. Call (415) 339-8115 For photos info and map visit home.switchboard.com/cmt Back to Top

Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. Incall/Outcall, esp. Hotels. SF/East Bay. (415) 309-7511.

Bernal Bodywork Professional, Non-Sexual Massage - Swedish/ Deep Tissue/ Trigger Pt. Bernal Hights studio or your home. Coco Cook C.M.T. 415-642-5893.massagebycoco@comcast.net

Massagefor Men! Swedish hot oil/ Deep tissue. Relax and Let Go in a nurturing ambiance. 12yrs. exp. Adam CMT. (415) 552-6677.

$10 OFF1st Time St. Patrick's Day Special - Integrated, healthy and healing Shiatsu, Deep Tissue, Swedish or Tai massage. Pregnancy/ infant massage avail. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. CMT Lic. #337784. (415) 954-3632. Back to Top

Counseling

Affordable Psychotherapy Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. Spanish Speaking & Gay & Lesbian interns available. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.

RelationshipCounseling Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.

Therapy / Art Therapy Anxiety, Uncertainty, Depression, Relationship Problems? Jungian orientation - Psychotherapy/ Art therapy and Healing. Individuals, adolescents, children. CEU/MFT Intern hours available. 20 years Exp. Sliding scale. Rana Halprin MA MFT AATA 415-721-5374. SF/Marin. "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate - our deepest fear is that we are powerful..beyond measure.." Back to Top

HYPNOSIS - "Change from the inside out". Using the art and science of Hypnosis you can: Break compulsions, Dissolve blocks, Transform limiting beliefs, Regain emotional control, Live the life you deserve. Nina Glaser, C.H.T. Certified Master Hypnotherapist - Compassionate and caring. 415.516-2133. http://home.earthlink.net/~nglaser9

HYPNOSIS Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)

OVEREATING? When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830. Back to Top

Dance

Fat Chance Belly Dance - 670 South Van NessSan Francisco, (415) 431-4322, fcbd@earthlink.net, www.fcbd.com. Fat Chance Belly Dance is a dance phenomenon as unique as the city of San Francisco. Visit our studio featuring classes in Tribal Style bellydance, costumes, jewelry, accessories, music and videos.

Your Dance Life Begins Here! Learn to Dance at Metronome Ballroom. Ballroom dancing, Salsa, Swing, and Argentine Tango. 1830 17th Street, (415) 252-9000. www.metronomeballroom.com Back to Top

Dating Services

www.IMPACTDATE.com IMPACT DATE Speed Dating Parties in San Francisco & Palo Alto! Hot New Venues Weekly. Sun 3/21 Ages 35-49, Sun 3/28 Ages Women 30-42/Men 35-47. www.IMPACTDATE.com 415-378-2900

Serious relationship with Japanese Women Experienced coordinators help you find your perfect match in local as well as overseas locations. Prescreened sweet, attractive & educated Japanese females. Serious gentlemen only Call 415-623-2773 or 650-474-0433 Back to Top

Family Services / Fertility

Family Fertility Center We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com

Be an Egg Donor! Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Center - Egg donor Agency is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.

Be Someone's Miracle Help an Infertile Couple Create a Family! Egg Donation $5,500 + costs - Surrogacy $22,000 + costs. Donors must be N/S/D, 21-30, and must call (415) 455-4626. Surrogates must be 24-39, N/S/D, and have delivered at least one child. Surrogates call (415) 485-1969. Back to Top

You can trust us.The Hallum Healthcare GroupLicensed & Experienced StaffAll Security ScreenedSkilled Home Health Caregivers(650) 537-7612(650) 444-1810information by phone or emailhallumgroup@sbcglobal.net

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. TOLL FREE 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. ONE TRUE GIFT ADOPTIONS. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Fitness

Yoga, Pilates, Aerobics, Spinning, Body Sculpting, Salsa, Belly Dance, Full Gym Facilities, Personal Training, Weight Loss/Nutrition, Massage - www.goldengatefitness.com - 1247 9th Avenue @ Irving Street (415) 564-4343, 1248 9th Avenue @ Irving Street (415) 682-8911, 3119 Vincente at 42nd Avenue (415) 753-5177.

Count Reps, Not Calories!World Gym - 290 DeHaro at 16th Street (Potrero Hill). (415) 703-9650. www.worldgym.com Back to Top

Healing Arts

Energy Re-alignments Fourth Dimensional Healing is the noninvasive realignment of ones energy. Many say at the conclusion of a session they feel focused and energized ready to tackle life's biggest challenges. For more info call Shawn Kunkler at415-516-3302 Back to Top

Health

Introducing Gentle Dental Care for the 21st Century Preventative, Cosmetic, Implants. Gentle Dental Care 2250 Union St. Ste 2 ( at Fillmore St) Dr. Farah Sefidvash. (415) 922-2990.

Personalized and Comfortable Dental Care in the Marina. Teeth Whitening, Cleaning and Polishing, Exam and X-Rays. Marina Dental Care. (415) 440-9000. 1763 Union, Between Octavia and Gough, SF.

Dental cleaning exam and x-rays by Claude Sidi, M.D. - 450 Sutter, Suite 1819. Call for an appointment: 982-4242. Back to Top

Healthcare for entire family, $89.95 monthly. No age restrictions, includes dental, Vision, preexisting conditions accepted, unlimited usage,500,000 doctors, 800-738-1916, limited time offer. (AAN CAN)

HEALTHCARE FOR ENTIRE FAMILY, $89.95 monthly. No age restrictions, includes dental, Vision, pre-existing conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000+ doctors, 800-832-9542, limited time offer. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Bodywork

Walnut Creek Massage* Deep Pressure* Stress Reduction* Pain Relief* Relax MassageShowers Available!Ten Times visited get 30 minutes FREE!1399 Ygnacio Valley Road /TampicoSuite #9 Walnut Creek925-933-3600

Holiday Acupressure Center: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road /Tampico Suite #9 Walnut Creek (925)933-3600

RELAX: Holiday Acupressure Center, Oakland(510)444-3888 Gold Star Acupressure Center, El Cerrito (510)233-3330 Back to Top

Holiday Acupreasure Center510-233-3330 OaklandGold Star Acupresure Center510-233-3330 El Cerrito

Fireside Massage Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.

Antioch MassageAll young, Chinese masseuses925-757-4660Great Massage!925-777-0333 Back to Top

Hayward Acupressure Center21915 Foot Hill BlvdHayward510-889-9999Ample parking

Massage For Men FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.

Hollywood Acupressure4225 Telegraph St/43rdClose to BerkeleyEasy Parking510.428-4888 Back to Top

Holistic Health Centers

Natural Healing Transforms emotional obstacles into tangible experience for clearance. Call Tiffany Schneider, PhD (415) 350-5015 Back to Top

Iwe'ology Therapy

African Underwater Massage; Suffering from frequent urination, maintaining erection, Enlarged prostate, groin injury, low back pain or stress? Nurture yourself with an African Alternative. Numbiya Aziz, Iwe'ologist/MBW 510 663-8106 Se Habla Espanol Back to Top

Massage Therapy

Feet Hurt? Foot Pain/Problems? FootWorks for Men. Massage for your sore feet. Massage Therapist with Foot/Sports Focus. Flexible & affordable. Call JP at (415) 497-3499 Back to Top

Medical

Marina Dental Care - Personalized and Comfortable. (415) 440-9000. 1763 Union Street, between Octavia and Gough.

Dr. Claude Sidi - Dental Cleaning, exam and x-rays, plus a free toothbrush! 450 Sutter Street Suite 1819, (415) 982-4242.

MEDICAL MARIJUANA: $40 Farm direct, organic indoor high grade 1/8 oz. Mendocino Healing Alternatives. 96 Lafayette off Howard between 11th & 12th St.'s, SF Open 11-7 daily (415) 864-4600 Back to Top

The Hallum Healthcare Group Licensed & Experienced Staff. All Security ScreenedSkilled Home Health Caregivers. (650) 537-7612 (650) 444-1810. information by phone or email. hallumgroup@sbcglobal.net

HEALTHCARE FOR ENTIRE family, $89.95 monthly. No age restrictions, includes dental, Vision, pre-existing conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000 doctors, 800-807-9769, limited time offer. (CAL-SCAN)

ABSOLUTELY NO COST to you!! New Power Wheelchairs, Scooters, heavily discounted prescriptions. Call toll free 1-800-843-9199 24 hours a day to see if you qualify. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Metaphysics

Ancient Ways A Complete Metaphysical Store & Pagan Center. Find books, incense, oils, candles, magical tools, statues, jewelry, and more. Tarot Reading, Classes, Community. 4075 Telegraph Ave. (Near MacArthur BART). 510-653-3244. www.ancientways.com Back to Top

Psychics

Male Witch. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get back the one you love. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Recovery

VIDA Recovery &Counseling Services We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment. Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale. Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797. Back to Top

Religion/ Spirituality

Interfaith family support. Weddings. LGBT ceremonies. Inner-Transformation. Grief & Loss. Our gentle and warm rabbi at Shalom Spiritual Resources can help you! Call (415) 291-0990 or visit www.shalomspirit.org Back to Top

Research Studies

PAID VOLUNTEERS African American & Caucasian DAILY smokers needed for UCSF nicotine research at San Francisco General. Must be generally healthy, 18-65 years old. Call 415-476-3555 or visit our website at www.ucsf.edu/smoking Back to Top

Sexuality

NOT A CONDOM Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test an experimental gel as birth control for 7 months. Up to $500 plus free supplies movie passes/ CDs/ video rentals. Call 1-800-300-5767. S.F. and East Bay locations available. Back to Top

Skin Care

Photo Rejuvenation is an advance laser treatment for wrinkles, redness, fine lines, small blood vessels, brown spots, areas of aging and sun damage. Superior to "Intense Pulse Light" therapy. If you want to know more schedule a free consultation. Ocean Medical Clinic 199 Ocean Ave SF. Edwin Yuen, MD (415) 585-7300.

Laser Skin Care Laser Center Of Marin offers the latest skin care technologies in a spa-like setting. Offering free consultations and plenty of parking. (415)945-9314 or www.MarinLaser.com Back to Top

Spas

Sunset Sauna and Day Spa - Deep Tissue/Deep Swedish Massage, Body Wraps, Sauna, Facials, Couples Massage, Hot Stone Massage. 1214 20th Avenue, SF. (415) 753-2559. Gift Certificates also available. www.sunsetsauna.com. Back to Top

Vision/ Eye Care

Site For Sore Eyes Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

Eye exams, glasses and contacts - great designer selection to choose from. Eyedare: 3199 16th Street, (415) 241-0240. Visionarium: 1541 Sloat Boulevard, (415) 753-5338. Back to Top

Support Groups

RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808. www.recovery-inc.org. Back to Top

Yoga/ Meditation

Look Great Naked! Contact us about our introductory offers. Bikram Yoga at Funky Door Yoga. 4 convenient locations. www.funkydooryoga.com.

Bikram's Yoga College of India. Mission District. Easy Parking. Largest studio in the City. (415) 401-9642, 2390 Mission (at 20th St) www.missionyoga.com Back to Top

Bulletin Board

Sperm Bank Needs Donors All Ethnic Groups. $60-80 Compensation. Apply online. www.pacrepro.com (415) 281-0741.

A R T I S T S Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

$$$ Make Money $$$  In Voiceover! Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director$25 session March 28th! (415) 956-3878 Back to Top

PASS ANY DRUG TEST Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429 Pass Any Drug Test

Work Injury? Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident? FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. Back to Top

GAYSPERMBANK.COM DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 521-7737.

SMART IS SEXY! The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others! www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs  Age 21-30, Generous Compen-sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM Back to Top

Divorce Assistance Child Support/Visitation/Restraining Orders. Free consultation. Melina Fullbright (415) 362-4343

Immigration Attorney Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER** Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. Back to Top

Women of all Races  Be An Egg Donor!  Pacific Fertility Center - Egg Donor Agency is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com www.sffertility.com

EGG DONORS $5.5K+Costs Create a family! Age 21-30, call 415-455-4626www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

Be Your Own Lawyer THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS.General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, 415-586-3066. Back to Top

Sex Taking Over Your Life? Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

The Castro Mari-J-Meds  Deliveries (415) 261-2524

DRUNK DRIVING? First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet. Days, Eves & Sat. BART & MUNI (415) 296-9900. www.ncadaba.com. Back to Top

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7  Low Fees; 34 years experience Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085(510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

BLOW JOBS Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...  SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore)(415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

BANKRUPTCY-LOW$ Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net, email: marty@sflawyer.net Back to Top

Medical Marijuana 96 Lafayette off Howard between 11 & 12 St. SF (415) 864-4600

POLICE IMPOUNDS for SALE! HONDAS FROM $500! For Listings, call (800) 319-3323 x 2788

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!** at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 Back to Top

NOT A CONDOM. Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test an experimental gel as birth control for 7 months. Up to $500 plus free supplies movie passes/ CDs/ video rentals. Call 1-800-300-5767. S.F. and East Bay locations available.

T A E K W O N D O  Improve Your Body & Your Mind! Steve Rapport 415-495-2025 www.HwaRangKwan.com

"SAFE SEX - GET PAID" $1,000/wk! CASH! All Men/Races. FREE "BlackBook" Offer! (415) 267-3977 Prvt (510) 464-4650 (408) 984-4099. SafeSexGetPaid.com.

Seneca Smokes Tax Free Discount Cigarettes Cartons start at just $11.50! All major brands plus many value brands. Full line of chew, cigars, snuff and pipe tobacco. Call Toll Free - 1-877-234-2447 Or visit our website at:www.senecasmokes.com Back to Top

Do You Think You Might Be Getting a Cold Sore?  Dr. Marcus Conant is conducting a research study of a popular over the counter treatment to alleviate symptoms of cold sores. Treatment and compensation are provided. To learn more, please contact Chris Eden, MD at 415 255 0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com.

*** Perfect Event Space for Rent! *** Perfect 6,000 sq. ft. large space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties, and live music events. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! 1624 California @ Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

PAID VOLUNTEERS African American & Caucasian DAILY smokers needed for UCSF nicotine research at San Francisco General. Must be generally healthy, 18-65 years old. Call 415-476-3555 or visit our website at www.ucsf.edu/smoking Back to Top

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT  The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment. For more information call: (415) 476-7455 www.umich.edu/~niclab

Do you have HOT FLASHES due to MENOPAUSE? This study, being conducted by researchers at the UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, SAN FRANCISCO is testing the effect of a non-hormonal prescription medication on hot flashes. You may be eligible to participate if you:* Have more than 13 hot flashes a week*Are between the ages of 45 and 60  If you are interested in participating call or email: The Study Coordinator at (415) 885-7547; Hotflash@ucsfmedctr.org

BEST BOTOX! Special $199/area (415) 990-0913S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502 Back to Top

QUICKBOOKS 'PRO' Certified ProAdvisor comes to you. Customized set up, training and support. Your full-service QuickBooks resource. Mac & PC. Quick!Skills (415) 244-2815

MEDICAL MARIJUANA HOME DELIVERY SF 3pm-9pm 7 days a week. Valid CAL ID & SF DPH Card Required Patients Helping Patients (415) 240-7190

WINNING WITH WOMEN  Love, romance and seduction! The secret revealed: (415) 289-6969 Back to Top

UCSF RESEARCH STUDY PAID RESEARCH STUDY ON THE EFFECT OF EXERCISE ON INSULIN RESISTANCE AND MUSCLE FUNCTION. Participants must be 20-50 yrs old, of normal body weight and not exercising regularly. Reimbursement for time and effort. Please call (415) 353-7940

Anti-War Anti-Bush  T-shirts & buttons. Products for Protest, Profits for Peace. ProtestWorks.com.

Married or Not  Domestic Partner Insurance Single or Same-sex Partner long-term care insurance.Free Quote - Bay Area, 707-479-3259. Back to Top

FREE Office Consultation  Landlord/Tenant Disputes & Wrongful Termination/ Discrimination Law Offices Thomas G. Best 415-956-7654 400 Montgomery St San Francisco 94104Bestlaw1@aol.com

ASPIRING ARTIST? Enhance your skill and creativity. Registration for spring classes in fine and industrial arts has begun. Explore the collaborative world of The Crucible. Visit: www.thecrucible.org or call 510.444.0919.

Wonderful Wedding Cakes Delicious, beautiful, yet inexpensive wedding or anniversary cakes. Call Melanie (415) 902-8763 Back to Top

GOT EGGS? Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. $5,500 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at (800) 314-9996.

PASS ANY DRUG TEST!  Never worry about a drug test again. (800) 728-5360 www.howtopassyourdrugtest.com

ATHLETE'S FOOT?? ITCHY, SCALY FEET? VOLUNTEERS (OVER AGE 10) ARE NEEDED FOR A STUDY ON AN EXPERIMENTAL MEDICATION TO TREAT ATHLETE'S FOOT. TREATMENT AND PAYMENT PROVIDED. CALL DERMATOLOGY RESEARCH, UCSF (415) 476-7122. Back to Top

THE BEST STUDY ON THIS PAGE! The HIV Research Section in the San Francisco Department of Public Health is conducting several new preventive HIV vaccine studies. We are looking for HIV negative men and women between the ages of 18 and 50 to participate. For more information, call 415-554-9068, or look at the website, www.sfaidsresearch.org.

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Credit Card/ Personal Business

$5000 Credit Card or $30,000 Business Credit. Guaranteed approval. No Deposit Required. (888) 433-6933. (Code CP3) Back to Top

Financial Services

Attend Financial Seminar on 3/27/04 at San Francisco Sheraton Hotel. Learn about tax reduction, debt elimination assest protection, mortage options. Call 1-800-263-2563 x0140

QUICKBOOKS "PRO" Certified ProAdvisor comes to you. Customized set up, training and support. Your full-service QuickBooks resource. Mac & PC. Quick!Skills (415) 244-2815

BECOME CREDIT CARD Debt Free! Must have at least $5000 in credit card debt. (866)231-5668 x.3. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

CASH FOR STRUCTURED Settlement/ Annuity payments. It's your money! Get cash now when you need it most! Oldest/ best in the business. Settlement Purchasers. 1-877-MONEY-ME. (CAL-SCAN)

IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL-SCAN)

REFINANCE OR PURCHASE now! 3.125% interest only, 6 month Libor. No negative amortization: $400,000 loan amount @ 3.125% monthly payments $1041.67. No points to qualified borrowers. Free mortgage analysis. Call today! Toll free 866-505-5500 www.wesleyandassociates.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Stop paying over 1.95% interest on home loan. Approved individuals w/bad credit, bankruptcy. Free debt analysis, 800-887-9053, LoanNow Financial dre lic#01132888, full service mortgage banker/broker. No APR disclosed. (AAN CAN)

$$CASH$$ Cash Now for Structured Settlements, Annuities, and Insurance Payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth.... J.G. Wentworth Means Cash Now For Structured Settlements. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Insurance

Married or Not Domestic Partner Insurance!!! Single or Same-sex Partner long-term care insurance. Free Quote 707-479-3259. Back to Top

Voice Messaging

Abe's Voicemail $13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com. Back to Top

Misc. Services

$20 to start. Be your own boss and earning multiple six figure income. www.bizprez.com/nlt/bizprez Back to Top

Art

UNIQUE GIFTS ON-LINE. Jewelry, wind chimes, stained glass, candles, quilts, blown glass, wood crafts, pottery, NASCAR collectibles and more. www.smokymountainmarketplace.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Bicycles

FOUND:Chrome Mountain Bike Found in the Castro last Fall and still attempting to find original owner. Bike looks like it has been pieced together from many; black chrome front rim and red chrome back rim. Manitou MARS Elite Shocks, Shimano shifters, and red dice tire caps. This bike is not for sale and I will ONLY give it to the person who emails me the matching serial number. Call 415-487-4607 or email ryan@sfbg.com

DISCOVER HOW TO get rid of whatever prevents you from....being happy....achieving your goals....living in harmony. Get Dianetics. $7.58. Call 1-800-801-3944 www.dianetics.org (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Books

CREATIVE CURB - The Leader in concrete landscape edging equipment seeks potential business owners. No money down financing Quick payback. Lifetime tech support. Start working for yourself TODAY! (800) 292-3488. www.ccurb.com. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Clothes

Neighborhoodiesª represent. Your neighborhood. Your favorite hoodie together at last. neighborhoodies.com

WWW.ZOOTSUITSTORE.COM World's largest selection of Carhartt clothing. 2366 Mission St. at 20th, SF (415) 824-7729. Siegel's Clothing Superstore. Back to Top

Furniture

Clearance Sale! Happy Trails Relocating to the Castro!Storewide clearance on Haight St 30 to 70% off all furniture, fixtures + Memorabilia. Must be sold by March 20, 1615 Haight Street. (415) 431-7232. Back to Top

Pets

China, a 2 year female white AmStaff who would love to be your friend. She's fun and gorgeous and loves to go running, crate and potty trained. Call Reunion Rescue (415) 586-8229 or email doggirl1@earthlink.net for more information about China and other wonderful dogs.

See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA Back to Top

Misc. Marketplace

Souvenir ornaments from around the world: $20 ivory gold, measuring 4hx4wx2d for info POB 99108 Emeryville, Ca 94662

7-STEEL BUILDINGS. Huge Savings! ** Residential Replacement Windows** Cancelled orders, storage, Churches, riding arenas, etc. 30x40, 50x60, 50x100 and more. Fast delivery. Call Pete 1-866-476-6872. (CAL-SCAN)

STEEL BUILDING SALE- We'll beat any competitors bids, spec for spec. or we'll send you a check for $200. 800-973-3366 www.premiersteel.org (CAL-SCAN)

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTTV SYSTEM INCLUDING INSTALLATION! 125+ channels, including locals, from $29.95/mo. Digital picture/sound. Limited offer.$59.95 shipping. Restrictions Apply 1-800-877-1251. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Education

EARN YOUR DEGREE - Online from home. Business, Paralegal, Computers, Networking and more. Financial Aid, job placement and computers provided. Call free (866) 858-2121 or www.TidewaterTechOnline.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Career Education

1x2 BARTEND! Earn $100-$300 daily! 1 or 2 week training. Day or evening classes available. Financing available! Guaranteed lowest tuition. 15 locations. (800) 646-MIXX. (6499) www.nationalbartenders.com.

A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com

MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure (310) 364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN)

Bartender Trainees Don't be ripped off by mail order certification scams. Managers only hire bartenders with hands on experience. Real school equals real job. 1-800-BARTEND. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Instruction

Fitness School Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. state approved program. Job Placement assistance also available. The National Personal Training Institute. NationalPersonalTraininginstitute.com. 1-800-960-6294. Back to Top

Language Instruction

FRENCH: ENJOY A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062. Back to Top

Workshops Seminars

EXPOSE YOURSELF! With one simple phone call, you can reach up to 15 million young, active and educated readers in more than 100 newspapers just like this one. Go to www.aancan.com or call this newspaper for more information. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Community Action Calendar

Wednesday 5:30. Free Trial Class. Sivananda Yoga Center, 1200 Arguello Blvd at Frederick. Call (415) 681-2731 or visit www.sfyoga.com.

Mar. 3 - Apr. 30, Artwalk: Embarcadero Center A special exhibition to kick off the 29th year of San Francisco Open Studios, with painting, sculpture, fine art prints, jewelry, and furniture by 100 local artists displayed throughout the Lobby Levels. Opening reception March 3 at Four Embarcadero Center. Presented by ArtSpan and Boston Properties.March 3 - April 30 at Embarcadero Center, San Francisco. SFOPENSTUDIOS.COM

March 23, TuesdayConsciousness Revolution & Global Sustainability A panel with world renowned: Stanley Krippner, Ervin Laszlo and Peter Russell. Westin St. Francis Hotel, Union Square, SF. 6:30 p.m., Program followed by book signing. $20 advance, $25 door, $15 with student IDMore info: Go to www.cobusa.org. Back to Top

Mar. 1-31, Making Herstory: A Celebration of Women in the Arts This groundbreaking month-long festival honors Women's History Month 2004, featuring three incredible solo theater performances (Aya de Leon, Sherry Glaser, Cyntia Foremen); the HerStories Project (14 women storytellers/performers); spoken word performances; women's art exhibit in the gallery; "Cine and Heard: Women in Film" festival; a Harlem Sahke Burlesque show; and the Women's Live Music Series, highlighting a different genre each Tuesday in March.March 1 - 31 at Oakland Box Theater, 1928 Telegraph Ave and 20th St. http://www.oaklandbox.com

March 14, 15, 21, 26-28, Aya De Leon's Thieves in the Temple: The Reclaiming of Hip Hop "Spoken word phenom" (SF Chronicle) Aya de Leon delivers her anticipated full-length hip hop theatre solo show. Brace yourself for "a humorous, feminist take on hip hop culture" (American Theatre Magazine). "Thieves in the Temple: The Reclaiming of Hip Hop"is a solo performance piece in the emerging multi-disciplinary field of hip hop theater. Writer/performer Aya de Leon created the show as a battle cry for grassroots consumers and creators of hip-hop, particularly women, to snatch back our generation's culture. Aya explores a variety of characters, including a sex object emcee on the verge of a nervous breakdown, a West Coast hardcore emcee with an unusual case of Tourettes Syndrome that makes him reveal his sensitive side, and a ruthless record producer getting complaints from the NAACP. She also takes time to get in touch with the gangsta rapper within. At the center, however, is her personal journey from wide-eyed teenage fan to hip-hop's center stage, moving from victim to visionary for women in hip hop. "Blatino feminist Aya de Leon gonna read some hip hop chauvinist pigs the riot act" (Village Voice). March 14, 15, 21, 26-28 at Oakland Box Theater, 1928 Telegraph, Oakland.http://www.ayadeleon.com Back to Top

March 18, Thu. - Benefit/Launch party for Another Hole in the Head Celebrate and support this horror film lineup from SF IndieFest, promising 7 Nights of Unrelenting Terror! With The Marginal Prophets, MC Lars, DJ M3 (Green Gorilla Lounge), DJ Mike Frugaletti (Good Family Recordings) and DJ Monkey Man (Pirate Cat Radio); also featuring Horror Fest Previews, $2 Sierra Nevada, and 10% off all HorrorFest Tickets. All proceeds benefit the SF IndieFest, a 510c3 non-profit arts organization. March 18 at Studio Z, 314 11th St and Folsom.http://www.sfhorror.com

Mar. 20 and 21, Robolympics - The World's Greatest Minds and Their Robots! he first ever event to bring robot competitions and competitors together from around the world at a single place - showcasing the best human minds on the planet! Professional roboticists, children, and enthusiasts from all walks of life compete against each other at ROBOlympics. Watch top talent from around the world - several different styles of robot soccer, sumo-bots, combat robots, walking robots, talking robots, both analog and digital bots, home-made creations and re-programmed consumer droids - and the first ever robotic triathlon! Never before have so many different kinds of robots been in one place at one time. March 20-21 at Herbst Pavilion.http://www.robolympics.net Back to Top

Spring Dance Festival Fundraiser Thursday, April 29, 7:00 PM, Enola D Maxwell Middle School of the Art will sponsor an evening of dance. The performance will be in collaboration with community dance companies and include student pieces. The performance will be to raise money to continue the arts education at the school during a time of budget cuts The school is in great need of professional teachers. Maxwell is in great need of supplies costumes, instruments and other materials for these programs. $10 admission fee for the show. An Open House will precede the performance with pieces by students. The nights events will include Polynesian, modern, ethnic, ballroom and other types of dance. (415) 695-5905

4/11 - Easter SundayThe Sisters ofPerpetual Indulgence25th Anniversary Ruining It for Everyone! 11am - 5pm, Dolores Park, San Francisco, Easter Sunday, April 11th, 2004. The Sisters 25th Anniversary Celebration & Kick-off of 25 Weeks of Indulgence. FREE To The Entire Community! Come out of your shell, pack a lunch and bring your family, tribe, lovers & spirit for a non-stop afternoon of indulgence. Egg hunt, cup cake walks, face painting, and more, Easter Bonnet Contest, Hunky Jesus Contest, Sounds by DJ Licious & DJ Jamez Smith. Lipstick Conspiracy, Oblong, Manley Lennox, St. Ethel Merman & Lucianno Paparazzi, Mr. Leather SF Gary Virginia & Empress Donna Sachet, Polkacide, Emperor TJ and Empress Sheba, Acid Housewife, Empress Cockatielia & Suppositori Spelling, and more...Community Grants Awards, Saints Role Call and Beatifications, ...And many more pleasant surprises, SO STICK AROUND! www.thesisters.org. Back to Top

April 3, SaturdayPotrero Hill Artists Exhibition Opening reception for the 49th Annual Potrero Hill Artists Exhibition, featuring musical entertainment by Golden Gate Rhythm Boys. Free, 7:00 - 9:00 p.m., Potrero Branch of the San Francisco Public Library, 1616 20th St. (near Connecticut). (415) 355-2822. Exhibit runs April 3 - 24.

Benefit Dinner for Primary Sources Enterprises. Rib/Chicken/Ribs, Fish & Chips & more. Saturday, April 3, 2004. 11am-4pm. Monte Carlo Restaurant & Bar. 1705 Yosemite at 3rd St., SF. Proceeds to go towards up & coming Bay Area Artist. Back to Top

Announcements

T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275. Back to Top

Lost and Found

FOUND:Chrome Mountain Bike Found in the Castro last Fall and still attempting to find original owner. Bike looks like it has been pieced together from many; black chrome front rim and red chrome back rim. Manitou MARS Elite Shocks, Shimano shifters, and red dice tire caps. This bike is not for sale and I will ONLY give it to the person who emails me the matching serial number. Call 415-487-4607 or email ryan@sfbg.com Back to Top

Weddings

AllI can say is WOW!! The energy in line, while waiting to get married in City Hall was amazing and the BEST part is when my partner, Dean, and I exchanged vows during our wedding ceremony! We hope that society will see that we are all human beings who love just as others do and will open their hearts to same sex marriages. Silvio Barretta and Dean Prager were joined in marriage on February 16, 2004.

Wonderful Wedding Cakes Delicious, beautiful, yet inexpensive wedding or anniversary cakes. Call Melanie (415) 902-8763 Back to Top

Personal Messages

Ginger Fritts Cowenhoven, Tracy Cowenhoven, Ginny Cowenhaven, and Peter Cowenhaven are being researched for a book about their multi-millionaire family. Seeking interviews with those who know them. Send phone number & when you can take a call, or leave a msg for return call. Gene $ Peg Kaplan (775) 752-2666, Post Office Box 187, Wells, NV 89835. Back to Top

Travel Services

ROCKBOTTOM FARES -Call for details for the lowest fares! (800) 569-5946

Hawaii $129 OWairtech.com Book Online - Mexico/ Caribbean $125 each way, taxes included. Europe $239 one way. (212) 219-7000.

LATIN AMERICA - "We are ...Numero Uno to Latin America! STUDENT FAIRES AVAILABLE! Lowest Airfares to South America and Central America. Bogota - $525, Buenos Aires - $695, Caracas - $525, Guayaquil/ Quito - $575, La Paz, Bolivia - $725, Lima, Peru - $445, Montevideo - $725, Rio/ Sau, Palo - $595, Santiago, Chile - $695, Belize - $510, Costa Rica - $480, Guatemala - $455, Honduras - $495, Nicaragua - $495, Panama - $530, Guadalajara - $335, Mexico City - $335, Oaxaca - $555. Americas Travel - (415) 703-9955, 348 Hayes St., SF. www.americastravel.net CST - 2064111-40. Back to Top

Attn: Wandering Jews We can help you connect to Jewish communities from Australia to Zimbabwe. Call Jewish Community Information and Referral at 415.777.4545 or toll-free at 877-777-JCIR (5247)."

Ticket Planner! WE WILL BEAT ANY PRICE! Business Class 40 - 70% Off, International and Domestic Tickets. The Cheapest Way to Fly! Asian - $515+, Africa - $1075+, Australia - $933+, Central & S. America - $650+, Europe - $360+, Nepal & India - $990+. AROUND THE WORLD - $1399+. Book Now for Europe in June or July...Before it's too late! 1095 Market Street, Ste. 410, SF, CA 94111. (415) 551-0000, Wknd: (415) 310-9267, ticketplanner@aol.com. CST2066939.

Rio De Janeiro wants you Come and experience one of the world jewels. Your travel dollars will benefit the poor. (415) 990-0820 Be a World Citizen! Back to Top

Change your World!STA TravelSpecials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40.(415) 391-8407 36 Geary St.(650) 322-4790 267 University Ave.www.statravel.com

www.holidayadventure.com-Last minute specialist (800) 559-5513 or (415) 956-3900 email:sales@holidayadventuretravel.com 500 Sutter street, suite 211, San Francisco, CA 94102

Low cost airfares for departure out of San Francisco.Sito's Tours & Travel 50 1st Street, Suite 301 San Francisco, CA 94105 (415) 972-8188 (877) 261-6899E-mail sales@sitotravel.com CST #2068672-40 Back to Top

Air N'Travel. 10 days Eurospecial. 415-292-1833.

Wholesale Fares, IncBuy directly from the source Amsterdam $375.00 Costa Rica $410.00 Johannesburg $833.00 Hong Kong $445.00Athens 385.00 Puerto Rico 245.00 Accra 935.00 Bangkok 525.00Frankfurt 415.00 Lima 445.00 Lagos 995.00 Tokyo 435.00Paris 337.00 Panama 344.00 Nairobi 995.00 Manila 545.00London 295.00 Rio de Janeiro 555.00 Casablanca 495.00 Bombay 886.00Madrid 415.00 Mexico City 274.00 Sydney 905.00 Tel Aviv 675.00 Rome 405.00 Santiago 645.00 Beijing 475.00 Moscow 505.00Taxes and surcharges/Fuel Surcharges not included. Fares are seasonable and based on availability. Weekday travel rates. Departure cities vary. Tickets are non refundable not exchangeable. Fares are not guaranteed until ticketedPlease call for our lowest fares to any destinationTall free 877-253-3800

Packages to Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean & Bahamas as low as, from: $379.00 p/p double occupancyWings & Wheels Travel1067 Harbor WayRodeo, CA 94572CST 202 5469 40Ph: (510) 799-7915Fx: (510) 799-7999 Back to Top

Thistle Dew Inn171 W. Spain St.Sonoma, CA 95476www.thistledew.com707-938-2909800-382-7895One-half-block off the historic Sonoma Plaza.Rooms with fireplaces, whirlpool tubs, private decksWalk to many fine restaurants, historical sites and winetastingJan Rafiq & Gregg Percival, Proprietors

SunturHawaii and Mexico Packages!!!!Call for information- 415-956-9661DON-EM TRAVEL CENTER333 Pine Street Suite 200San Francisco, Ca 94104GOWOMBAT@aol.com Back to Top

Rentals

RUSSIAN RIVER VACATION Homes. Cozy cabins nestled in the redwoods to luxury homes on the Golf Course. Pets ok. 1-800-310-0804 Back to Top

Hotel/ Resorts

ALL INCLUSIVE RESORTS, Only $59. For two, on the beach! All meals, drinks, activities included. Bahamas, Puerto Vallarta +more! 1-800-887-5158. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

General Travel

HISWhy pay more?Special rates.1-800-573-6447 Back to Top

Employment Agencies

JACKSON PERSONNEL AGENCY - Direct Hires, Temporary to Hire, Temporaries. Administrative Assistants, Data Entry, Secretarial, Accounting, Temps are working every week. Call Now (415) 546-4500. 717 Market St., Ste 224, SF. Fax (415) 546-0926 or visit us at www.jacksonpersonnel.com Back to Top

Progressive Opportunities

A OK Put your computer to work up to $5500+/mo FREE BOOKLET Call 800-236-3055 /24hr www.dacthomebiz.com Back to Top

Business Opportunities

1.800.VENDING. 90 Machines - $9,120. The Best Locations. 1.800.836.3464 24/Hrs. (CAL-SCAN)

$20,000+ A MONTH from home! Get your share of $225 Billion Nutrition Industry. Mailing promotional letters for our Wellness Company. No selling, MLM, or envelope stuffing. Call 1-708-231-7400. (24 hours). www.HBNBizOpp.com. (CAL-SCAN)

ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. MultiVend, LLC 880 Grand Blvd., Deer Park, NY 11729. 1-800-998-VEND. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

ARE YOU MAKING $1,000 per week? All cash vending routes with prime locations available now! Under $9,000 investment required. Call Toll Free (24-7) 800-963-2654. (CAL-SCAN)

CONVENIENCE STORE FRANCHISE. Avail through out CA. Entrepreneurs Welcome. Mall-based. UFOC for details. 800-789-6397 ext2 (CAL-SCAN)

EVERYBODY HAS A mean streak. How big is yours? Read Mr. Mean Streak and find out. www.Xlibris.com or www.mrmeanstreak.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Entertainment GENUINE OPPORTUNITY. WORKING from home. $3K a week potential. Full training. No Selling. Serious Only. Not MLM. Call 1-800-406-4253. (CAL-SCAN)

HOME INSPECTION TRAINING -Taught by 19-year Veteran. Includes American Institute of Inspectors(r) professional credentials. Training & complete business Under $3,900. 1-800-347-2455. (CAL-SCAN)

Need Cash Now? Earn up to $40,000 to $60,000 guaranteed in 60 days. (888) 822-8220 Back to Top

Modeling/ Casting Calls

Movie Extras $200-$600/day. All looks, types & ages. No experience required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260-3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

General Employment

Home Care HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.

FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org

activism Forests Forever Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 or email: employment@forestsforever.org. www.forestsforever.org (See our display ad for more info). Back to Top

DON'T RELY ON KERRY! Work to build the movement to stop insane military spending. F/T - Benefits, paid vacation, $280-$450/week - Call Ryan at ext. 606. P/T - Evenings, 16-20 hours, up to $25/hour, great for students - Call Laura at ext. 605. Opportunities for advancement! Learn grassroots organizing skills in a fun, diverse, feminist environment. CA Peace Action 510-849-2272, www.californiapeaceaction.org.

Anyone with Drive, Desire and Integrity has a $100 grand potential per year. Call 888-568-6727

Activism JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT with the SIERRA CLUBand OTHER Groups$400-$600/Week* Work to Protect the Environment.SF Call Bobby at (415) 622-0064 Back to Top

Customer Service START NOW! Multiple openings.Great starting pay.No exper. nec. We train.GREAT FOR STUDENTS.Flex Sched. Conditions apply.All ages 18+ Interviewing now.(415) 431-8200.

Account Manager - Music Work for the newspaper you love to read! The nation's largest independently owned and edited alternative newsweekly is seeking an Account Manager for its Music Advertising sales desk. The Bay Guardian is THE local source for arts and entertainment coverage and listings. If you share our passion for the music industry, this may be an excellent sales opportunity for you! The Account Manager is an outside salesperson responsible for selling, maintaining and servicing viable new and existing ad sales in the Music category. The position ensures a high degree client satisfaction for their advertising accounts within a team-oriented work environment. Experience with co-op advertising for major and independent music retailers and record labels a real plus. Other job duties include, but are not limited to: Prospecting for new leads by ongoing and thorough research, as well as by becoming a "known entity"representing the interests of the Guardian within the assigned music category. Assisting the marketing and promotions departments in planning and working Bay Guardian events and sponsored events. Working in a deadline-driven environment with particular attention to accuracy, detail, in an organized and thorough manner. Creating and presenting advertising proposals and creative print campaigns. Experience with PC's and strong written and communication skills are necessary . The SF Bay Guardian has a competitive compensation and benefits package. Applicants must have a valid driver's license and vehicle. Qualified candidates please forward your resume to: Music/AM, Attn: HR Dept., 135 Mississippi Street, San Francisco, CA 94107, e-mail: hr@sfbg.com or fax to 415.487.2530. NO CALLS PLEASE. EOE Back to Top

Editorial Honolulu Weekly Seeks Editor We're looking for the next leader of our major-market newsweekly. We want someone who knows how to write and report and can prove it and someone with newsroom management experience. We want a coach and a line editor rolled into one. The right candidate gets to edit a lively paper in an even livelier city, and supervise a staff of three full-time journalists and a wealth of strong freelancers. We want someone who can lead us to the next level of hard-hitting journalism. Do you have what it takes? Prove it. Sendresume, clips, and cover letter to lvc@honoluluweekly.com

Restaurant/Bar/Club Staff Needed Headwaiters/Waitresses, Assistant Managers. Fax resume: (415) 206-1240. 1001 Guerrero St.

Administrative EARN UP TO $550 WEEKLY Working through the government part-time. No experience. A lot of opportunities. (800) 493-3688 code Z31. Back to Top

Activism JOBS for the ENVIRONMENT$400-$600/week* Reduce California's Air Pollution!* Protect Our Air!* Make a Difference!Join California's leading environmental group! Career opportunities and benefits available. BerkeleyCall Sam at (510) 644-3454.

Work From Home PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. earn $4/envlp. Guaranteed! 100% legitwww.envelopesfromhome.com

Resale clothing company seeks reliable, energetic, hardworking individual! Now Hiring For: OFFICE ASSISTANT - $8.66/hr. with benefits, P/T - 15/20hrs., Monday mandatory. We will train, no experience necessary. Computer familiarity with Word/Excel, clerical duties, and good communication skills please. Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., SF. www.buffaloexchange.com Back to Top

Administrative Buffalo Exchange Resale clothing company seeks reliable, energetic, hardworking individual! Now Hiring For: OFFICE ASSISTANT - $8.66/hr. with benefits, P/T - 15/20hrs., Monday mandatory. We will train, no experience necessary. Computer familiarity with Word/Excel, clerical duties, and good communication skills please. Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., SF. www.buffaloexchange.com

Sales $2000 to $4000 WEEKLY potential. Work from home. No selling. Not MLM. Call (888) 523-5004

Retail Tattoo Artist Needed F/T. Min. 3 years experience. Ego/drug free work environment. Kelley (707) 793-9991. Back to Top

BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing store is hiring for an Assoc. Mgr. - $10.48/hr. This is a fast paced work environment. You need to be energetic, hardworking, have a love of fashion, excellent customer service skills, retail experience a must and supervisory skills. Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com

STAFF ACCOUNTANT RESPONSIBILITIES: Assist Controller with interpretation of data and implement improvement ideas. Assist Controller with annual budget presentation. Prepare consolidated financial statements including balance sheet, profit and loss statements and subsidiary schedules. Review and analyze general ledger account balances. Prepare monthly data reconciliation and financial analysis and project budget analysis. REQUIREMENTS: Bachelors Degree in Accounting with at least 5 years of experience. Thorough knowledge of Accounting Principles, Axium 6.X and Protrax 6.2 Software, Microsoft Excel, Good communication and organizational skills and strong analytical abilities. FULL TIME POSITION (40 Hrs/Week). SEND RESUME TO: POLAInc, PO Box No. 190554, San Francisco, CA 94119.

Administrative Office Assistant Busy Organic delivery service in South San Francisco seeks motivated outgoing individual to join our office team. Relaxed and friendly environment. Must be organized, detail oriented, and have excellent written and verbal communication skills. Type min 45wpm. Computer/office experience required. Customer service experience a +. Women and minorities encouraged to apply. FT M-F $10 hr to start. Please fax resume to (650) 583-2484 Back to Top

Bartending BARTENDER TRAINEES NEEDED! Make up to $250/shift! Local positions avail. Call 1-800-514-0227 ext. 511. (CAL-SCAN)

Retail A TRAVEL JOB: A great first job with FRS, over 18, travel coast-to-coast w/cooed business group. $500 signing bonus. Call Shirley tollfree 1-866-617-8791. (CAL-SCAN)

General ADVERTISING SALES - Territory Manager. Restaurant placed display ads. High commission, paid weekly. Car, experience, and travel required. 1-800-299-4193 ext. 1. Table Topics, Inc. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Driver CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. No credit checks. Classes starting soon! Also hiring experienced OR drivers. 1-800-781-2778. (CAL-SCAN)

Retail COOL TRAVEL JOB. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll Free 1-877-646-5050. (CAL-SCAN)

Driver DRIVER COMPANY, TEAMS and O/O. Great benefits! New Equipment! 1000 mile + length of haul! Family owned and operated! Navajo Express 800-800-1440 www.joinNAVAJO.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Driver DRIVER - COVENANT TRANSPORT. Teams and Solos check out our new pay plan. Owner Operators, Experienced Drivers, Solos, Teams and Graduate Students. Call 1-888-MORE PAY (1-888-667-3729) (CAL-SCAN)

Driver DRIVER - DRIVE REGIONAL! Over-the-Road - lots of miles. Great company & benefits. www.primeinc.com 1-800-771-6318. (CAL-SCAN)

Army JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

General LINE/CABLE INSTALLER. We provide JO training, salary, benefits and travel for HAS. Grads max. Paid relocation. For more info call 1-800-345-6289. (CAL-SCAN)

General RoperNOP Mystery Shopping is currently recruiting shoppers in your area! For more information please visit our website at www.cybershoppersonline.com (CAL-SCAN)

Driver FLATBED DRIVERS - STIDHAM Trucking now hiring company drivers and owner-operators. *Some dedicated runs. *11 Western/Regional. *Benefits pkg. for Co. Drivers. Min. 2 yrs. OTR exp. req'd. 1-800-827-9500. Ask for Cheryl. www.stidhamtrucking.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Come Work at the Best Sights In SF - Great Hours - Pick your shifts! Tons of P/T on-call work available. Possible supervisory positions. Existing guard card a plus (but not necessary). No Lies - No Games, Get Paid to Work and Dress Comfortably. Great work for artists and students! Apply in person at #2 Henry Adams Street, #M-4, SF (at the corner of 8th and Townsend). Call only for directions, (415) 626-1011.

Education Teach English Worldwide. Become certified and begin teaching abroad. 4-week TEFL course in Prague $1195 special. Job placement worldwide.info@teflworldwideprague.com www.teflworldwideprague.com001-420-603-486-830. (AAN CAN)

Travel COOL TRAVEL JOB. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. TOLL FREE 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Data Entry FLEXIBLE HOME Data Entry Work. $427 P-T, $8204 F-T Guaranteed weekly. No experience necessary. Train on PC and start immediately! 800-488-5793. (AAN CAN)

Counselor Wilderness Camp Counselor. Challenge yourself, learn and grow while helping at risk youth turn their lives around. Make friends, make a difference. Year-round residential positions, free room/ board. Details online: www.eckerd.org. Or send resume: Career Advisor/ AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, PO Box 7450, Clearwater, FL 33758. EOE. (AAN CAN)

Retail eBay Opportunity! $11-$33/hr. possible. Training Provided. No Experience Required. For More Information Call 1-866-621-2384 Ext. 7171(AAN CAN) Back to Top

Accounting Accounting Lead The San Francisco Bay Guardian has a full time Accounting position available. This position is primarily responsible for the supervision of the day-to-day Accounts Receivable operation. The position oversees and performs a variety of management and hands on tasks. Such activities include but are not limited to the daily processing of accounts receivables, credit card payments, accounts adjustments and collections. This position also directs collection activities which include the sending of weekly invoices, follow-up inquiries, and the negotiation of past due accounts. This position will not make collection calls. The successful candidate must be able to maintain accurate records, prepare monthly general ledger entries, and coordinate and manage monthly distribution of client invoices. SFBG offers an exciting work environment, competitive pay and good benefits. Please send us your cover letter and resume only if you have 2 years experience, job related knowledge, and excellent communication and judgment abilities. Information should be forwarded to HRD/Accounting, 135 Mississippi Street, San Francisco, CA 94107 or email hr@sfbg.com or fax to (415) 487.2530. No calls please. EOE

General Interested in Political Careers? Learn from professionals. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888-922-1008. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Postal ****ANNOUNCEMENT**** Hiring For 2004/ Postal Positions Federal Hire, $16.00 - $48.00+/hr. Full Benefits/ Paid Training and Vacations. No exp. necessary. 1-866-317-0558 ext.131. (CAL-SCAN)

Postal GOVERNMENT JOBS! Wildlife/Postal. $13.51 to $58.00 per hour. Full Benefits. Paid Training. Call for Application and Exam Information. No Experience Necessary. Toll Free 1-888-269-6090 ext. 225. (CAL-SCAN)

Postal NOW HIRING for 2004 Postal Jobs. $16.20-$39.00/hr. Paid Training. Full Benefits. No Experience Necessary. Green Card OK. Call 1-866-895-3696 Ext. 4000. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Security CAREER POSITIONS - Earn $12-$48 an hour. Full Benefits, paid training on Homeland Security, Law Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical (AAN CAN)

Bartending BARTENDERS UP TO $1000 PER WEEK! Bartender Positions Available. FT/PT. No Experience Required. Call 1-800-806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Volunteers

Volunteer in Africa - Teach children and adults. HIV/AIDS outreach work. No experience necessary. Start March or April - INFO MEETING IN SAN FRANCISCO MARCH 7th. Fees apply/ Scholarships available. 1-413-884-4272 or Claire@cctg.org. www.humana.org. Back to Top

Trucking/ Hauling

Bay's BestHaulers! FROM $15/hr. Also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. Yoel's Hauling. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.

2 Men, 1 Clean Truck! Cheap, Fast, Reliable! 24hr. Bay Wide! We reuse and recycle. Call Louis C:(415) 902-3229.

2 BIG GUYS 1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All, Weekly 2 L.A. & Palm Springs, Serving you faithfully since 1972! 24hrs/364 days! (415)764-7333 Back to Top

BEASTS OF BURDEN Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

BEN AND GEORGE's MOVING AND HAULING Great guys, great rates! On site estimates available.vanacrossamerica@aol.com or 415-647-6384 Back to Top

Home Services

Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call Mon-Wed and Sat 7am-12noon, Thursday and Friday 7am-1pm to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

Grand Opening New store and website www.tonyandnelliesgiftshop.com over 3,000 items to shop from

Bob and Tom's Windows - Newly Wed Discount! 20% Off Wood, Aluminum, Vinyl or Fiberglass Replacement Windows. Call today for a free, no obligation estimate. Present coupon in current Guardian at time of estimate - (minimum 5 windows installed) - exp. March 31st, 2004. Bob and Tom's Windows, 2636 San Bruno Ave., San Francisco. (415) 468-5501, (650) 692-4270. BBB, License #704648.

Unclutter Your Life! Help in the home getting things organized for a more free flowing life! Based on the principles of feng shui. Sahina 415-750-1241 Back to Top

Cleaning

Cleaner Image carpet cleaning, upholstrey cleaning, floor cleaning and finishing, pet urine/odor removal experts. We're not the biggest, just the best! Call 1-888-711-2001. Back to Top

Landscaping/ Lawn Care

CREATIONS LANDSCAPING & WATER TECHNOLOGIESFor all your Gardening needs: SPECIALIZING IN: WATERFALLS, IRRIGATION, RETAINING WALLS & FENCES. FREE ESTIMATES CALL (650) 557-1543 or (415) 310-4857. Back to Top

Misc. Service

Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program!We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: Call Mon-Wed and Sat 7am-12noon, Thursday and Friday 7am-1pm. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr.Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers. Back to Top

Musicians Wanted

The Unauthorized Rolling Stones looking for sub-musicians. Must be able to travel, know Stones material, and look as close to Stones as possible. All positions. (415) 497-7928

Killer Drummer seeks Prog/Heavy/Hard Rock project that will fly. Double Bass, aresenal of artilery. Tasteful-dynamic-experienced. Max (415) 331-1500 x407

Drummer Wanted - Rock band seeks hard hitting dynamic drummer. Must be reliable with gear, & experience. We have plenty of gigging experience. Need drummer to gig, write & record with. We have rehearsal room, ep, gigs. Influences: soundgarden, kyuss, sabbath, cult. bassvolume117@yahoo.comrick 650-759-3051 Back to Top

Groove-gurus, grimy freaks - minstrels & missionary riffers: Grasshopper picks and seeks grinners to serenade the street. Be fearless, foolhardy and forthright. Grateful musician's sought, prefer DEAD please. Got an instrument? Let us jam, jelly and maybe odd Marmalade. Grasshopper is all good. (415) 225-7623. Peace.

KOMPARE world music collective is looking for talented people to join our family and to share in our experience. Looking for female / male vocalist (bilingual a plus), cultural and urban dance sytles, traditional and eccentric world instruments, performers and musicians. We have an established movement that promotes "open minds" and "no egos." If you are passionate about your talents, no matter what your experience level is, please respond. (415) 425-4368 or (415) 994-2447

Seasoned players (guitars, drums, vocals) seek experienced bass player to begin playing in April performing rock covers and originals. Have rehearsal room, PA, and contacts. dkockinis@hotmail.com Back to Top

Versatile GUITARIST needed for VENTURES tribute band. Exp., mature, right equipment. Ray 415-647-6862.

Bass player needed for Oakland based metal band. Have demo and would like to do shows. Lance (510) 590-2597

Vocalist looking for Drummer, Guitarist, Bass player for Heavy Metal band. Call Tony (415) 550-1382

WANTED: Band. me: write lyrics; sing you: talentInfluences: PJ, Brad, Eleven, INXS, N.W.A., HandelEthan at westyandthekias@yahoo.com Back to Top

Music Studio

Recording Studio 2100 sq ft.Ultra modern 36 track Sony / MCI. CD MASTERING. CD DUPLICATION. 5 song demo deal 350.00 dollars with 100 CDs included. (510)792-6000 or visit www.SongWritersStudio.net Back to Top

Music Services

DJ Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! Listen to mixes at: www.djsly.com

PIANO LESSONS Concert pianist with degree from Juilliard has openings now for students of piano and music theory (415) 587-2852 robetl@sfcamerata.org

GOT BEATS? Are you a SINGER? SONGWRITER? DJ? Learn how to program, edit, and mix your own beats like the pros. Learn the basix of MIDI and AUDIO RECORDING for PROTOOLS, DP3, REASON, RECYCLE, ACID, etc. Or hire the BEAT PRO himself to produce your next hit! Former teacher at one of California's top recording schools. Free consultation. beaubasix@yahoo.com or (510) 589-7455 Back to Top

Singing Technique Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.

SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.

WWW.ZOOTSUITSTORE.COM World's largest selection of Carhartt clothing. 2366 Mission St. at 20th, SF (415) 824-7729. Siegel's Clothing Superstore. Back to Top

Guitar LessonsBlues-Jazz-Country-RockAll levels welcome. Develop ear training, improvisation and compositional skills.15 years of instruction at same location. Experience in band leading, recording and arranging. B.A. degree Berklee school of music. Central S.F. location.Call Dave (415) 776-3755

Musicians Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org

GREAT VOICES!!! ARE MADE NOT BORN.Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 928-SING (7464) www.greatvoices.tk Back to Top

PRIVATE BASS GUITAR LESSONS with Jerry Mark. 4, 5, 6 string electric. 30 yrs. exp. Fun, affordable, learn at your own pace. Technique, Theory, Equipment, Recording. First Lesson FREE! 415-661-6676

Guitars & more Tons of old Git-tars, Basses & Amps= FatDawg.com (510)526-9695, 2003 Best of the Bay Winner!!!

Blues/jazz piano basics for beginners age 3-100 with gentle, supportive Trainee-teacher. In your home or mine. Barter/donation. South Berkeley (510) 923-0540 Back to Top

Bands for Hire

Jules Broussard Band Danceable and listenable music - Weddings, Private & Corporate Parties and Club Dates. www.broussard.com, (415) 664-2962, jules@broussard.com. Back to Top

Music Equipment for Sale

Korg 01WFD Keyboard $575. Kurzwell 1000 SX module 200. Albums, and rock pins. (415) 710-2590

Vintage and Barely Used Guitars by Appointment Only (415) 282-0655.

DJ Equipment STANTON Next NT-1500 Belt-Drive Turntables. Call Fred @ (510) 395-0711 Back to Top

Real Estate For Sale

PHOENIX AZ NEW Single Family Homes, Professionally managed. Positive cash flow 7-9% returns, 1960 prices, perfect 1031 Exchange www.metro-real-estate.com 602-912-8783. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Home Buyer Services

Buy! Don't Rent! Start the process now! For more information about how to purchase your own home call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor (510) 913-8128 Providing courteous service to first time buyers. Do a "property search" at www.kathyclose.com Prudential California Realty. Work with an award winning agent!

Vacancies? Stagnant sales? Get the response you need!! Call for all your Real Estate sales and rental advertising needs. Lauren (415) 487-4671 Back to Top

Homes for Sale, SF

136 Upland, Kent Woodlands $1,695,000 Open House 3/21/2004 1-4pm Elegant Contemporary, perfect for entertaining. Private rock garden patio, gourmet kitchen, oversized formal dining and living rooms, both feature fireplaces. Exceptionally remodeled. Back to Top

Homes for Sale, East Bay

VALLEJO DUPLEXBY OWNERBest Bidder Sale. Historic Lavender Hill. Bay ViewsInstant equity opptyBids start at $174,500. Open house - inspection 10-6 Sat/Sun, 3/20 & 3/21 Home sold Sun, 3/21 to HIGHEST & BEST BIDDER (Acceptable to seller) Owner (415) 302-6367www.VallejoDuplex.com. 24-hour info (800) 865-1239 X 737. Owner Finance Possible. Back to Top

Homes for Sale, Other

BUY WHOLESALE DIRECT! Wholesale brokers of Quality Manufactured Homes. Save up to $40,000 Guaranteed. Learn the secrets dealers don't want you to know. 1-800-242-0060. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Rural Real Estate

NEW MEXICO- SANTA FE/ Taos Area. Spectacular 140 acre, high country ranch. Mature Ponderosa, scenic mountain meadows, good water, gorgeous views, abundant elk & deer. Year round access, subdividable. Recent survey, title insurance, priced to sell @ $1,785/acre. Will finance. Must see! Call owner @NMLR 1-866-317-5263. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Commercial for Sale

Coffeeshop for sale, good potential, excellent location, money maker. (415) 902-2300 Back to Top

Property for Sale

A FREE LIST of AZ, NM, & CO land bargains. 30-160 acres. Lowest prices. EZ terms. Call 1-888-541-5263. (CAL-SCAN)

RUIDOSO NEW MEXICO 140 Acres only $49,900. Adjacent to National Forest, Elk, deer, small game. Abutting Ranch Preserve for added permanent open space. Great Sportsmen area. Absolutely Beautiful setting and land. Remote & private but with year round road access and still an EZ drive to exciting Ruidoso. Best Financing ever... 1-888-292-9711. (CAL-SCAN)

SO. COLORADO RANCH Sale. 60 AC $29,900 only $47 wk**. Save money now and own some of Colorado's best land. Spectacular views of the Rockies. Access to 6000 ac BLM Rec Area. Year round access, elec/tel included. Excellent financing. Low down payment! Call today toll-free 1-866-696-5263. *based on 20% down, 15 yr 6.95% vrm. (CAL-SCAN)

20 ACRE RANCHES. Near booming El Paso, Texas. Roads surveyed,. Pre-opening sale! $8,995. $95 down $89 monthly. (10%/216 months) Sunset Ranches. Free maps/pictures. 1-800-343-9444. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Roommate Services

ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit:www.Roommate.com. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Shared Housing, SF

NEED A ROOMMATE...... FAST? San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure 1-800-487-8050.www.roommateexpress.com

$575 + 1/3 utilities Potrero Hill (Dogpatch). Spacious sunny flat to share. Available April 1st for smoker over 30. More information at (415) 206-1003

$750 Inner Richmond - 3 private rooms in a quiet, well-lit house. Convenient location to shopping, transportation and a park. Kitchen with dishwasher, garage, hardwood floors, washer/dryer, utilities included. (415) 386-8764 or (415) 751-9828. Back to Top

$667-Balboa Park. Rm in near city college. Female only/sec. dep./ avail now/ 707-621-2535

$545 Treasure Island - Small room in quiet, clean, 3BR house with male. Washer/Dryer, dishwasher, free utilities, parking, 24/7 MUNI, backyard. No pets/ Smokers. (415) 296-8986.

$800 ALAMO SQUARE - Beautiful 10-room 2-story Victorian home. Open House 3/13 -3/14. Dual staircase. Furnished. Lrg. bedroom w/fireplace. (415) 819-0923 Back to Top

$600 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - (Filbert at Steiner) to share with a 24yo Straight Female and 3 others. (#37920) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

$650 NOE VALLEY - (Cesar Chavez at Castro) to share with a 32yo Gay Male and 2 others. Features: W/D, Deck, and Yard. Two rooms available. (#37932) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

$650-Silver Terrace. Share 3 BD Victorian. Large, sunny kitchen/dining w/laundry. New deck + beautiful garden. Partial trade for gardener. Utilities included (707) 845-4322 Back to Top

Rental Services

All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis. Back to Top

Rental Housing, SF

$1650. Haight. 1 bedroom apartment, hardwood, deck, yard, gas stove. 1348 Page St. Mike (415) 725-0801.

$1000. Haight. Studio on 3rd floor, facing yard, eat-in kitchen, hardwood, shared deck, gas stove. 1348 Page St. Mike (415) 725-0801.

2652 San Jose Ave: 3 bd, 2ba w/ 1 car garage, terraced bkyd, fireplace, eat-in kitchen, hwd. flrs; $2,400 per month; 650-755-2244 Back to Top

$950 OUTER RICHMOND - In-law, washer / dryer, private entrance and bath. No pets/smoking. Garden + patio, carpet, shelving, plenty of street parking . web2heads@ sbcglobal.net. (415) 387-7518.

$750 Mission Studio Comfortable and cozy. Near BART and bus. 2250 Mission St. Available now. (415) 370-9678 or (415) 864-2545

$1800 RUSSIAN HILL - Recently remodeled, sunny, top floor 2BR, 1.5BA Victorian flat with upgraded kitchen including DW, disposal; HW floors; spacious common areas; small dining nook. Small private deck with views. Great location across street from Ghirardelli Square; minutes from downtown, North Beach, the Marina. Cat okay! Details at MetroRent.com/379525, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most AVAILABLE listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches; FREE access to Premium Listings 24/7. Search now! www.MetroRent.com List Vacancies for FREE! Back to Top

$750 Nob Hill - Studio, 1 ba, Older Apartment, avail Now. No pets allowed, Street parking only, call RAY at (415) 775-5198, more info at: metrorent.com/378479.

$2350 Duboce Triangle - 2 br, 2 ba, Victorian Flat, avail Now. Yard, Pets Negotiable, Street parking only, call Valerie at (415) 647-7832, more info at: metrorent.com/379020.

$1375 Cole Valley - 1 br, 1 ba, Mediterranean Apartment, avail Now. Porch, Cat OK, Street parking only, call Isac at (415) 971-5177, more info at: metrorent.com/377681. Back to Top

$1900 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 2BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, Dishwasher, Yard, and Garden. (#96382) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1800 NOB HILL - 2BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: W/D, HW Floors, and View. (#96458) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1095 NOE VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: HW Floors and View. (#96475) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee! Back to Top

$1875 NORTH BEACH/TELEGRAPH HILL - 3BR, 2BA. (#96480) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1025 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: W/D, Deck, and View. (#96484) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$900 NOE VALLEY - Studio. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: W/D. (#96491) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee! Back to Top

$1210 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: W/D, Yard, and Deck. (#96496) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1250 NOE VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: Garage, HW Floors, Yard, and Deck. (#96498) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1150 NORTH BEACH/TELEGRAPH HILL - 1BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Deck. (#96499) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee! Back to Top

$1850 RUSSIAN HILL - 2BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Fireplace, W/D, HW Floors, Deck, and Views. (#96509) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1025 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - Studio. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Car Port and W/D. (#96523) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$800 NOB HILL - Studio. Apartment Features: Garage and Garden. (#96598) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee! Back to Top

$1025 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Studio. Apartment Features: HW Floors and Yard. (#96600) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$2400-Haight 3-4 BD/2.5BA newly painted, hardwood floors, some new carpet, Big community garden, W/D, good sunlight (415) 626-2657 Back to Top

Rental Housing, East Bay

$1495 ALAMEDA 3 bedroom home, 1 bath, new hardwood floor, large family room, washer / dryer included. (510) 521-9932

Unique Architcturally-designed - home high atop a Martinez Hillside, very secluded and private. 4BR, 3BA, approx. 3,582 sqft. Gorgeous HW floors, living and family with fireplaces. Surrounds courtyard/ pool. Info and pix at www.SteveTurnbloom.com

$925 West Oakland - 2 br, 1 ba, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Yard, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Kay at (510) 305-8122, more info at: metrorent.com/379421. Back to Top

Commercial Rentals

Artist Space in SF 650 square feet studio available ($650) or ($325) shared, nonliving, work spaces only. Professional Art Facility near BART/Muni and major hwy 415-469-8912

NEED SPACEto CREATE? Visit www.thecrucible.org or 510.444.0919 for info. on Artist Studios for Rent at The Crucible: A Nonprofit Educational Collaboration of Arts, Industry, and Community. Near BART and 880 in West Oakland. Back to Top