Double Team Psychic Dream
By Michelle Tea and Jessica Lanyadoo
March
10-16
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You're in a really solid place right now, Aries, which is a relief after last week's shake-up. Use this downtime to focus on gaining clarity and experimenting with lofty concepts such as faith. We'd like to see your solidity keep its shape but soften a bit, to allow more room for growth.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus, you might be a little worried right now that you don't have the strength you need or the security you desire. We're here with the good news that whatever strength and security you may lack this week will be showing up in droves in the near future. As for now, you've got enough to scrape by.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
It's a very Buddhist week for you, Gemini. Your assignment is to make peace with the very fleeting nature of things and your profound inability to predict those crucial details. Yes, you have to sit tight with the understanding that you don't know what the hell is happening, or if it's even happening at all.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
There's no escapism this week, Cancer, but that doesn't mean there isn't a party. And why would you want to escape, anyhow? You're on top of your world: you're vibrant, you're hot, you're truly yourself and a beaming example of how to be abandoned to life without losing clarity.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
The best way to keep the nice energy flowing in your royal direction, Leo, is to have what they call "an attitude of gratitude." You don't have to know who "they" are; you only have to know how to approach your life with a light, relaxed air and be thankful for whatever floats your way.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Your life reads like a love story right now, Virgo. Or a love triangle: first you fell in love with yourself, and then you got so worked up about how great you are that you felt the urge to find another person to rub yourself on. It's a great week to get to know yourself through contact with others. Dirty contact.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Let us just tell you right off the bat that some really good things are coming toward you. Some of you Libras might need to hear that right now, but most of you won't give a crap what we say because the actual hands-on experience of being you is so incredibly perfect this week. Everything's rosy; enjoy.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
What in the world are you scared of, Scorpio? A tough scorpion like you, all that venom in your tail the other guy doesn't stand a chance. We think this week you're both openhearted enough and fearless enough to cut out the behavior patterns that were built for an older, more frightened version of yourself.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Lock your ego in a little metal box and let your more open-minded, big-hearted aspects make the moves this week, Sag. A great activity for you would be taking all the fabulous clarity you've gotten about your relationships and applying it toward your more platonic friendships.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
A choppy week, Capricorn, so we have some choppy instructions to help you ride the currents: Don't be overzealous. Everything is happening on its own time, and you don't need to jump ahead. The changes you're making are deep, and they're going to pay off big-time; have some patience and some trust.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Poor you, Aquarius. You're doing the right thing, and you're doing it the right way, but there's still a problem. It's called your brain. You're on a certain path, and it's in your best interest to just surrender to it. Analyzing and reanalyzing doesn't help you out; it just makes your path more painful.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
We know you want to have change that's emotionally compatible with who you are, Pisces, and we respect that. So this week we advise you not to make any rash moves and to look at every possibility before making your decision. We'd hate to see you grab onto something that won't go the distance.
Award-winning
writer Michelle Tea and intuitive counselor Jessica Lanyadoo have been
fraternizing with fate together for the past five years.
Call Lanyadoo for an astrology or tarot reading at (415) 336-8354. Write
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