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Vol. 38 No. 33 - May 12, 2004 Bulletin Board Community Forum Employment Indoor/Outdoor Marketplace Real Estate for Sale Rentals Musician's Exchange/Rhythm Body and Soul Auto /Transportation Destinations (Travel)

Used Cars & Trucks

Groovy DOUBLE DECKER Bus. Gotta see this unique mobile! Sleeps 10+, full kitchen, shower, seats 12. Must sell! Call Joe 541-846-0284

Boats

Must sell apartment size ferrocement boat. (Recent life changes) Beautiful Oyster Point Marina. Herons/occasional seal. 15 minutes downtown. http://holdingbay.net/14; 415-468-5568; ocean1741@hotmail.com

Service Station

B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

Misc. Transportation

$$ SNOW CATS WANTED $$ Pay Cash. Any type or condition. Call for offer. We buy & sell throughout U.S. Snow operations training, Colorado. 800-485-7669. (Cal-SCAN) Back to Top

Acupuncture

ACTCM Acupuncture Clinic New Patient SpecialInitial Visit $20 (excludes herbs) expires 6/30/04Call 415-282-9603 www.ACTCM.EDU

Silver Springs Acupressure Center Grand Opening Free steam sauna, Therapeutic massage, Foot Reflexology. With this ad $5 off from 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. every day. (415) 682-8133. 1935 Lawton St. @ 25th ave.

Beauty

Zip Zap Salon - 245 Fillmore St. San Francisco, CA 94117. Open 7 days a week! (415) 621-1671.

Sixth Avenue Salon - Full Service Salon and Spa. For appointments call (415) 221-5214 or check out www.sixthavenuesalon.com. Back to Top

Certified Massage Therapy

$10 OFF1st Time Integrated, healthy and healing Shiatsu, Deep Tissue, Swedish or Tai massage. Pregnancy/ infant massage avail. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. CMT Lic. #337784. (415) 954-3632.

Relaxing & Nurturing Swedish Massage. Female CMT to soothe your body in a warm & caring atmosphere. Weekdays 9 am-noon, Weekends 10am-8pm. Strictly Non-Sexual. LeeAnn. (415) 238-2738.

#1 FrenchWoman'sMassage Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com

You deserve a massage fit for royalty. Pamper, pleasure, and relax with me. Certified and professional. Call (415) 339-8115 For photos info and map visit home.switchboard.com/cmt

Massagefor Men! Swedish hot oil/ Deep tissue. Relax and Let Go in a nurturing ambiance. 12yrs. exp. Adam CMT. (415) 552-6677.

Exqueeze Me! Have you ever felt my hands on your body? They bring you the ultimate friendship between your body & your mind.www.integratedbodywork.comLisa CMT, CHT, MA. (415) 759-0569

Art of Touch Massage7 years of experienceNational and International training.Outcall to hotel/'homesStudio appointments available 8 am to 8 pm.www.artoftouchmassage.comSandra LeivaNational Cert. # 152520-00 non-sexual(415) 577-1416Gift certificates availableSpring Special $55 Session

Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call if you wish to float away to paradise. Outcall, esp. Hotels. SF/East Bay. (415) 309-7511. Back to Top

Chiropractic

Valencia Chiropractic - Getting your back, back on track. 969 Valencia St. (415) 641-4288.

Counseling

Affordable Psychotherapy Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. Spanish Speaking & Gay & Lesbian interns available. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.

RelationshipCounseling Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.

HYPNOSIS - "Change from the inside out". Using the art and science of Hypnosis you can: Break compulsions, Dissolve blocks, Transform limiting beliefs, Regain emotional control, Live the life you deserve. Nina Glaser, C.H.T. Certified Master Hypnotherapist - Compassionate and caring. 415.516-2133. http://home.earthlink.net/~nglaser9

VIDA Recovery &Counseling Services We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment. Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale. Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797.

OVEREATING? When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.

HYPNOSIS Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)

Experiential Psychotherapy Individuals/Couples. The Deep Jouney Method releases core self negations, heals emotional wounds, develops empathic communications. Miles Murphy Phd, MFT, Lic. MFC 25058. (415) 921-2185 Back to Top

Dance

Your Dance Life Begins Here! Learn to Dance at Metronome Ballroom. Ballroom dancing, Salsa, Swing, and Argentine Tango. 1830 17th Street, (415) 252-9000. www.metronomeballroom.com

Dating Services

www.IMPACTDATE.com IMPACT DATESpeed Dating Parties in San Francisco & Palo Alto! Hot New Venues Weekly. Sun 5/16 Ages 30-45, Sun 5/23 Ages 27-39. www.IMPACTDATE.com (415) 378-2900

SINGLE?Your 1st Event FREE! Innovative Evenings of Conversation and Ice-Breakers: 10-Min. Dating * Dinners * Brunches * Hikes and More! Bay Area * Call for details: 415-864-3500. www.meetinggame.com Back to Top

Events

Viva La Divinistas! A weekend of oracular fun - DivinationFest 5/15 and Thoth-A-Palooza with Lon DuQuette 5/16 at the Unitarian Universalist Centre, SF. For info call 415-753-5041 or www.daughtersofdivination.com.

Family Services / Fertility

Family Fertility Center We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com

Be an Egg Donor! Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Center - Egg donor Agency is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.

Be Someone's Miracle Help an Infertile Couple Create a Family! Egg Donation $5,500 + costs - Surrogacy $22,000 + costs. Donors must be N/S/D, 21-30, and must call (415) 455-4626. Surrogates must be 24-39, N/S/D, and have delivered at least one child. Surrogates call (415) 485-1969.

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. TOLL FREE 24 hours a day866-921-0565. ONE TRUE GIFT ADOPTIONS. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Health

Free Yoga Every Wednesday at 6:30pm. All are welcome. Sivananda Yoga Vedanta Center, 1200 Arguello Blvd. at Frederick. (415) 681-2731. For details about our programs please visit www.sfyoga.com.

VIAGRA - $2.40/dose - CIALIS available Lowest price refill Guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Non Profit Organization Toll free: 1-866-887-7283 (AAN CAN)

HEALTHCARE FOR ENTIRE FAMILY, $99/monthly. No age restrictions, includes dental, Vision, pre-existing conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000+ doctors,800-718-8762, limited time offer. (AAN CAN)

Healthcare for entire family, $99.95 monthly. No age restrictions, includes dental, Vision, preexisting conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000 doctors, 800-718-8937, limited time offer. (AAN CAN)

Discount Prescription Drugs Phentermine, Soma, Tramadol, Ambien, Viagra. Get FedEx delivery direct to your home from a licensed U.S. Pharmacy. www.BayRx.com or 1-800-721-0648. (AAN CAN)

ABSOLUTELY NO COST to you!! New Power Wheelchairs, Scooters, heavily discounted prescriptions. Call toll free 1-800-843-9199 24 hours a day to see if you qualify. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Bodywork

Walnut Creek Massage* Deep Pressure* Stress Reduction* Pain Relief* Relax MassageShowers Available!Ten Times visited get 30 minutes FREE!1399 Ygnacio Valley Road /TampicoSuite #9 Walnut Creek925-933-3600

Holiday Acupressure Center: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road /Tampico Suite #9 Walnut Creek (925)933-3600

RELAX: Holiday Acupressure Center, Oakland(510)444-3888 Gold Star Acupressure Center, El Cerrito (510)233-3330

Fireside Massage Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.

Massage For Men FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.

Antioch MassageAll young, Chinese masseuses925-757-4660Great Massage!925-777-0333

Hayward Acupressure Center21915 Foot Hill BlvdHayward510-889-9999 Ample parking

Grand OpeningHealth AccupressureRelaxing MassageDeep Pressure 1892 B San Jose Ave.San Francisco(415) 333-6669

Grand Opening Relaxing Massage. Deep Pressure. Health Accupressure, 1892 B San Jose Ave., San Francisco(415) 333-6669

Goldstar Acupressure Center510-233-3330

Holiday Acupressure Center510-444-3888 Back to Top

Holistic Health Centers

NATURAL HEALING Emotional Realignment Therapy: Transforms emotional obstacles into tangible experience for clearance. Call Tiffany Schneider, PhD (415) 350-5015

Iwe'ology Therapy

African Underwater Massage; Suffering from frequent urination, maintaining erection, Enlarged prostate, groin injury, low back pain or stress? Nurture yourself with an African Alternative. Numbiya Aziz, Iwe'ologist/MBW 510 663-8106 Se Habla Espanol

Massage Therapy

Hollywood Acupressure Center(510) 595-7767

OCEAN ACUPRESSURE AND MASSAGE1949 Ocean Ave. SF(415)239-8928

TOUCH BODYWORK Intuitive massage therapy.415.269.1045 Ken CMT www.touchbodywork.net

Chinese Relaxation and Therapy Massage. 3651 Balboa Ave. 415-666-0588 Back to Top

Medical

Marina Dental Care - Personalized and Comfortable. (415) 440-9000. 1763 Union Street, between Octavia and Gough.

Dr. Claude Sidi - Dental Cleaning, exam and x-rays, plus a free toothbrush! 450 Sutter Street Suite 1819, (415) 982-4242.

HEALTHCARE FOR ENTIRE family, $99.95 monthly. No age restrictions, includes dental, Vision, pre-existing conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000 doctors, 800-718-8660, limited time offer. (Cal-SCAN) Back to Top

Metaphysics

Ancient Ways A Complete Metaphysical Store & Pagan Center. Find books, incense, oils, candles, magical tools, statues, jewelry, and more. Tarot Reading, Classes, Community. 4075 Telegraph Ave. (Near MacArthur BART). 510-653-3244. www.ancientways.com

Psychics

Spiritual Reader and Advisor Miss ST. Francis. Palm Tarot Card & Psychic Readings "Advice on all matters of life" Love, Business and Finances. Specializing in *Reuniting Loved Ones *Removing Negative Influences. Results within 72 hours! Call (510) 521-7758 35 years experience. House calls & private parties. $10 off readings if ad mentioned.

WITCHCRAFT VOODOO MAGICKI WILL REMOVE ALL SPELLS IN LESS THAN 1 HOUR GUARANTEED! ALL READINGS 100% ACCURATE. (623) 773-0563.

Anne Psychic Advisor On all problems. Specializes in reuniting the separated. Removes negative energy. Call 954-772-8678.

Male Witch. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get back the one you love. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Religion/ Spirituality

Jewish Living Guide Request a free guide to Jewish life in the Bay Area compliments of Jewish Community Information & Referral - (415) 777-4545, 877-777-524, or info@JewishNfo.org. www.JewishNfo.org.

Research Studies

Bereavement Study: Impact of a Child's Death on Parents Drs. Wendy Packman and Nigel Field of the PGSP Bereavement Research Center are seeking participation from adult parents who have lost a child (under 18 years of age) in the last 5 years. You will be asked to complete questionnaires and an interview. Call (650) 843-3596

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment. For more information call: (415) 476-7455

HEPATITIS C +/or HIV SUFFERERS If you have been diagnosed with the Hepatitis C virus and have taken Rebetron, you may qualify for a marketing research study that will pay you $50 for about 60 minutes of your time and opinions. For more information, please contact: McMillion Research 1-800-969-9235 Reference Number 14725045 Back to Top

Sex Therapy

Tantra Massage Services For Women & Couples Only By Beautiful Female Trained In Hawaii In G-spot Massage, Female Ejaculation and Male Ejaculation Control. loveswan@nyc.com

Sexuality

NOT A CONDOM Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test an experimental gel as birth control for 7 months. Up to $500 plus free supplies movie passes/ CDs/ video rentals. Call 1-800-300-5767. S.F. and East Bay locations available.

GIRLS NIGHT OUT LADIES ONLY. Private bridal or pleasure parties. (877) 551-7399 or visit WWW.RISQUEBIZ.COM Back to Top

Support Groups

RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808. www.recovery-inc.org. Back to Top

Bulletin Board

Work Injury? Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident? FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

Gay Sperm Donors Wanted by Lesbians (510) 521-7737. www.GaySpermBank.com

SMART IS SEXY! The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others! www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs Age 21-30, Generous Compen-sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

Divorce Assistance Child Support/Visitation/Restraining Orders. Free consultation. Melina Fullbright (415) 362-4343 Back to Top

Immigration Attorney Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

Women of all Races Be An Egg Donor! Pacific Fertility Center - Egg Donor Agency is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com

EGG DONORS $5.5K+Costs Create a family! Age 21-30, call 415-455-4626www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

Be Your Own Lawyer THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS.General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, 415-586-3066.

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7 Low Fees; 34 years experience Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085(510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com Back to Top

BLOW JOBS Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at... <*C>SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING <*J> Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore)(415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

BANKRUPTCY-LOW$ Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net

Sex Taking Over Your Life? Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!** at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

NOT A CONDOM. Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test an experimental gel as birth control for 7 months. Up to $500 plus free supplies movie passes/ CDs/ video rentals. Call 1-800-300-5767. S.F. and East Bay locations available.

"SAFE SEX - GET PAID" $1,000/wk! CASH! All Men/Races. FREE "BlackBook" Offer! (415) 267-3977 Prvt (510) 464-4650 (408) 984-4099. SafeSexGetPaid.com.

Seneca Smokes Tax Free Discount Cigarettes Cartons start at just $11.50! All major brands plus many value brands. Full line of chew, cigars, snuff and pipe tobacco. Call Toll Free - 1-877-234-2447 Or visit our website at: www.senecasmokes.com Back to Top

*** Perfect Event Space for Rent! *** Perfect 6,000 sq. ft. large space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties, and live music events. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! 1624 California @ Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

FREE Office Consultation Landlord/Tenant Disputes & Wrongful Termination/ Discrimination Law OfficesThomas G. Best 415-956-7654 400 Montgomery St San Francisco 94104 Bestlaw1@aol.com

GOT EGGS? Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. $5,500 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at (800) 314-9996.

Sperm Bank Needs Donors All Ethnic Groups. $60-80 Compensation. Apply online. www.pacrepro.com (415) 281-0741.

A R T I S T S Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

Sciatic Leg Pain For Less Than 3 Months? You may be eligible to participate in a clinical research trial. . Call (650) 985-7565 SpineCare Medical Group, Daly City www.spinecare.com

PASS ANY DRUG TEST Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429 www.ipassedmydrugtest.com Back to Top

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER** Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

**GOT ACNE??** New laser, no drgs, creams or side-effects. (415) 392-3333

GIRLS NIGHT OUT! In-home Pleasure/Bachlorette/Bridal parties. (877) 551-7399 or visit WWW.RISQUEBIZ.COM,

PAIN MEDS DEPOT Total pain care. Redwood Rehab. (510) 537-5333

Viva la Divinistas! A weekend of oracular fun - DivinationFest 5/15 and Thoth-A-Palooza with Lon DuQuette 5/16 at the Unitarian Universalist Centre, SF. For info call 415-753-5041 or www.daughtersofdivination.com,

OUTSOURCE GEORGE W. http://www.outsourcegeorgew.com Back to Top

HIV+ AND FOOT PAIN? HIV+ AND FOOT PAIN? Are you HIV+ and your doctor has said you have pain in both feet from trouble with the nerves that run down to your legs? Interested in participating in a UCSF drug research study? Must be 18 or older, good mental health, and very stable HIV. Earn up to $500. Call for details.Contact 415-502-5064

Wonderful Wedding Cakes Delicious, beautiful, yet inexpensive wedding or anniversary cakes. Call Melanie (415) 902-8763 exclusivedelights@sbcglobal.net

PIN-UP MODELS WITH ATTITUDE Female models with 40s flair wanted for nude pin-ups; Send photo/description to msxmodels@hotmail.com

PASS ANY DRUG TEST! Never worry about a drug test again. (800) 728-5360 www.howtopassyourdrugtest.com Back to Top

LEARN TO BARTEND! Free Class ! 1-888-262-5824 Guaranteed Lowest Tuition. www.abcbartending.com

American College of Traditional Chinese Medicine *New Patient Special* Initial Visit $20 (excludes herbs) expires 6/30/04Call 415-282-9603 www.ACTCM.EDU

WRONGFULLY TERMINATED? Job harassment, retaliation? Contact the employment law attorneysat (415) 561-7775 or go online to www.wellsandhopkins.com

ON ALL FOURS PET SITTINGSpecialty Care for your Special Pet (415)504-7116 www.onallfours.net

POLICE IMPOUNDS for SALE! HONDAS FROM $500! For Listings, call (800) 749-4260 x 2788 Back to Top

MAKE YOUR MOTHER PROUD! The HIV Research Section in the San Francisco Department of Public Health is conducting several new preventive HIV vaccine studies. We are looking for HIV negative men and women between the ages of 18 and 50 to participate. For more information, call 415-554-9068, or look at the website, www.sfaidsresearch.org.

We All Dream of the Forbidden.But some of us make those dreams come true.Nude pictures! Visit Gina's New Website: hotmatureblonde.com

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment. For more information call: (415) 476-7455

LEARN SPANISH NOW! New classes! One night weekly or WEEKEND half/full-day immersion workshop. Medical Spanish avail. or join us in Mexico! Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com Back to Top

HIV +/+ Partners... Recieve $50 and FREE drug resistance Tests in a UCSF study of HIV "reinfection." Contribute to the only study of its kind on HIV reinfection that can benefit you and others living with HIV. Call today: (415) 476-9296 ext. 361

Excessive Sleepiness? Bay Area Research Institute in Lafayette is currently seeking candidates for a research study for people ages 18 to 65 with: * Narcolepsy * Sleep Apnea on CPAP * Night-shift workers. Qualified recipients will receive investigational medication and study-related diagnostic tests, including labs and EKG, at no cost. There are no placebos in this study. Call Bay Area Research Institute at (925) 283-9006.

TVs & DVD Players from $10! Police Seized! For info:(800) 749-8101 ext P478

UCSF PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY RESEARCH LABORATORY Will be conducting a research study investigating the effects of methamphetamine and its interactions with the drug reserpine in humans. VOLUNTEER SUBJECTS NEEDED * Must be 21-45 years of age. * In good physical and mental health. * Have previous experience with methamphetamine but NOT addicted to methamphetamine. This study requires a 6 night/ 7 day stay in a UCSF hospital. This study is NOT a treatment program. $$ Reimbursement Offered $$ Call (415) 476-7471 for more info or (415) 476-7498 to leave a message.

HERPES GONE TODAY Permanent Solution. www.aviralyn.com

Huge Used Forklift Salecall 510-938-4115 Back to Top

General Services

Credit Card/ Personal Business

$5000 Credit Card or $30,000 Business Credit. Guaranteed approval. No Deposit Required. (888) 433-6933. (Code CP3)

Financial Services

QUICKBOOKS "PRO" Certified ProAdvisor comes to you. Customized set up, training and support. Your full-service QuickBooks resource. Mac & PC. Quick!Skills (415) 244-2815

$$CASH$$ Cash Now for Structured Settlements, Annuities, and Insurance Payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth.... J.G. Wentworth Means Cash Now For Structured Settlements. (AAN CAN)

$$CASH$$ Cash now for structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. J.G. Wentworth.... J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (CAL-SCAN)

CASH FOR STRUCTURED Settlement/ Annuity payments. It's your money! Get cash now when you need it most! Oldest/ best in the business. Settlement Purchasers. 1-877-MONEY-ME. (CAL-SCAN)

TOO MUCH DEBT? Don't choose the wrong way out. Our services have helped millions. Stick to a plan, get out of debt & save thousands. Free consultation. 1-866-410-6791. Freedompoint Financial. (CAL-SCAN)

IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Voice Messaging

Abe's Voicemail $13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

Appliances

Restaurant Nexelon Chrome Shelves 20 Shelves - 14 x 4812 Poles - 5'3"4 Poles - 8'2 Wardrobe poles $600.00 Contact # (415) 608-6192

Clothes

WWW.ZOOTSUITSTORE.COM World's largest selection of Carhartt clothing. 2366 Mission St. at 20th, SF (415) 824-7729. Siegel's Clothing Superstore. Back to Top

Pets

China, a 2 year female white AmStaff who would love to be your friend. She's fun and gorgeous and loves to go running, crate and potty trained. Call Reunion Rescue (415) 586-8229 or email doggirl1@earthlink.net for more information about China and other wonderful dogs.

See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA

Tickets/ Entertainment

TICKETS: Concerts, Sports, Theatre. Nationwide. Clapton, Madonna, Groban, Mclachlan, Corrs, Krall, Seinfeld, Lion King, Jumpers, Red Sox, Yankees, Cubs. www.ticketplace.com. We also BUY tickets. (800) 763 3502 (AAN CAN)

Misc. Marketplace

Online Gift Store Portion of sales goes to SF Teen Challenge.www.tonyandnelliesgiftshop.net over 3,000 items to shop from

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTTV SYSTEM INCLUDING INSTALLATION! 125+ channels, including locals, from $29.99/mo. Digital picture/sound. Limited offer, plusshipping. Restrictions Apply 1-800-877-1251. (AAN CAN)

ABSOLUTE AUCTION - JUNE 10, 11:00 a.m. Silver Zone Pass - 19 miles west of Wendover, Nevada Interstate 80 - 11,788+/- acres of Commercial/Residential Development Land. 1-800-558-5464. JP King Auction Co Inc; J. Craig King #354 (Cal-SCAN)

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV System including installation! 125+ channels, including locals, from $29.99/mo. Digital picture/sound. Limited offer. Plus shipping. Restrictions apply. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL-SCAN)

HIRING FOR 2004 Postal Positions. $16.00 - $48.00+/hr. Federal Hire w/Full Benefits/ Paid Training and Vacations. No exp. necessary. 1-866-317-0558 ext.131. (Cal-SCAN)

**NOW HIRING** For 2004 Postal Jobs. $16.20-$39.00/hr. Paid Training. Full Benefits. No Experience Necessary. Green Card OK. Call 1-866-399-5718 ext 3000. (Cal-SCAN)

NOW HIRING 2004 Postal Positions Federal, State & Local. $14.80/$48+/Hr. No experience necessary. Entry Levels. Full benefits. Paid training. Call 7 days for info. (888) 826-2513 x882. (Cal-SCAN) Back to Top

Career Education

BARTEND! Earn $100-$300 daily! 1 or 2 week training. Day or evening classes available. Financing available! Guaranteed lowest tuition. 15 locations. (800) 646-MIXX. (6499) www.nationalbartenders.com.

A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com

Community Action Calendar

May 20, Thur. - Dine For A Change Dine for a Change to support survivors of sexual assault. On Thursday, May 20, 22 San Francisco restaurants will donate a portion of their proceeds to rape crisis center San Francisco Women Against Rape. Dine for a Change is a unique way for community members to support services including rape crisis counseling, teen education programs, and medical advocacy. For more information call 415/861-2024 ext. 301 or visit www.sfwar.org. Dine for a change: Together we can end sexual assault.

May 15, Sat. - The 6th Annual Funny Girlz: A Smorgasborg of Women's Humor Presented by Kung Pao Kosher Comedy, with Kathleen Madigan, Karen Williams, Page Hurwitz, Kitten on the Keys, Coco Lopez, and Lisa Geduldig. Partial proceeds benefit: National Center for Lesbian Rights (NCLR). May 15 at Herbst Theatre, 401 Van Ness Ave. and McAllisterhttp://www.koshercomedy.com

May 13-16, 3rd San Francisco Documentary Festival Because the truth is often stranger than fiction, the SF DocFest has been plying the waters of real life since the spring of 2001. Our motto back then: Reality Is Fun! Our mandate: No social issue docs. But reality seems quite a bit less fun since the fall of that year. All that frivolity seemed a bit, well, frivolous. So we took 2003 off to regroup. Now DocFest's back to stay, and we're not hiding from reality anymore. There's still plenty of fun, but with an added dose of the dark side, straight up. Just like life. Thus this year's motto: Nothing But The Truth...More or Less. May 13-16 at Roxie Theatre and Women's BuildingSFINDIE.COM

May 20, Thur. - San Francisco Bike Coalition's "Bike To Work Day" This annual event promotes cycling as a healthy, economical, practical, and eco-friendly form of transportation. Many people already use their bikes to commute to work, especially as conditions for cycling have improved in our city. But for many others BTWD will be a new experience, and one that will hopefully hook them on the idea. During the day we will have energizer stations sprinkled throughout the city where you can load up on free coffee, treats, and even a few pats on the back for choosing bike commuting. You'll also find lots of free information on getting around the Bay Area by bike. May 20 at the streets of San FranciscoSFBIKE.ORG

May 15, Saturday - 3rd Annual Interfaith Pagan Pride Parade & Celebration With this event, "Divine Feminine," we bring together brothers and sisters of ALL indigenous, Earth-based, and nature centered polytheistic beliefs in pride and celebration, as well as those who support arts, music, ceremony, theater and dance within the Interfaith Pagan Community. In doing so, we unite in our message to the world that we must live together in love and tolerance, as opposed to fear and misunderstanding, as voices in the great choir of Spirit. We encourage diversity, tolerance, safety, and respect for all participants and audience members. This is a family-friendly event, and children are encouraged to participate. May 15 at Civic Park, Berkeley PAGANPARADE.ORG

May 14 and 15 - Carlos Mena: Hip Hop Meditations Join these record release parties/multicultural events that explore the relationship between Hip-Hop and Spirituality, at two of the Bay Area's most popular and eclectic venues: the Last Day Saloon (SF) and the Oakland Box Theater. Both nights feature some of the genre's most exciting performers, including Speech (Arrested Development), Tre Hardson (Pharcyde) and Afro-Cuban legend, Lazaro "El Maestro" Galarraga; plus Sparlha Swa, Michael Spiro, DJs Kevvy Kev, David Paul, and Jeff "DJ Zen" Chang (Solesides). Saturday's show in Oakland will also welcome Aya de Leon! May 14 at Last Day Saloon, 406 Clement at 5th Ave. May 15 at Oakland Box Theater, 1928 Telegraph Ave. CASAMENA.COM

June 4 and 5 - Episcopal Church of the Incarnation's Giant Book Sale Book Sale with a great inventory, low prices, and a CAFE on the premises. Takes place at the Episcopal Church of the Incarnation located at 1750 29th Ave. at Noriega from 10am - 2pm on Fri. and Sat. Call (415) 564-2324 for more details.

May 19, 21, and 28 - GAWK Friday Meetings Gay Artists and Writers Kollective (GAWK) meets Friday nights at Trax in the Haight in San Franisco on May 19th, 21st, and 28th from 9pm on. Jon Sugar spins 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's rock, funky house, soul, eclectia. Absolutely free!!! Back to Top

Announcements

T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.

Do you write well? I have great stories w/research. Need someone to help craft them. Work together? Have complete ms and interested agent. madhart00@xprs.net

ANDY KAUFMAN It's been 20 years Andy! Your friends will be waiting for you, May 16th at The House Of Blues in Hollywood, CA. Hope to see you soon.

ATTENTION ARTISTS AND INDEPENDENT FILMMAKERS: This is your venue! Independent, Art and Film dedicated TV station is giving unprecedented exposure to artists. Visit www.NewScreenBroadcasting.com (AAN CAN)

Weddings

Wonderful Wedding Cakes Delicious, beautiful, yet inexpensive wedding or anniversary cakes. Call Melanie (415) 902-8763

Travel Services

Hawaii $129 OWairtech.com Book Online - Mexico/ Caribbean $125 each way, taxes included. Europe $239 one way. (212) 219-7000.

LATIN AMERICA - "We are ...Numero Uno to Latin America! STUDENT FAIRES AVAILABLE! Lowest Airfares to South America and Central America. Bogota - $555, Buenos Aires - $645, Caracas - $525, Guayaquil/ Quito - $635, La Paz, Bolivia - $799 Lima, Peru - $495, Montevideo - $725, Rio/ Sau, Palo - $645, Santiago - $675, Chile - $695, Belize - $510, Costa Rica - $312, Guatemala - $430, Honduras - $545, Nicaragua - $495, Panama - $530, Guadalajara - $395, Mexico City - $335, Oaxaca - $575. Americas Travel - (415) 703-9955, 348 Hayes St., SF. www.americastravel.net CST - 2064111-40.

Ticket Planner! WE WILL BEAT ANY PRICE! Business Class 40 - 70% Off, International and Domestic Tickets. The Cheapest Way to Fly! Asia - $610+, Africa - $1075+, Australia - $933+, Central & S. America - $650+, Europe - $570+, Nepal & India - $990+. AROUND THE WORLD - $1399+. Book Now for Europe in June or July...Before it's too late! 1095 Market Street, Ste. 410, SF, CA 94111. (415) 551-0000, Wknd: (415) 310-9267, ticketplanner@aol.com. CST2066939.

Rio De Janeiro wants you Come and experience one of the world jewels. Your travel dollars will benefit the poor. (415) 990-0820 Be a World Citizen!

Discover Europe!STA TravelSpecials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40.(415) 391-8407 36 Geary St.(650) 322-4790 267 University Ave.www.statravel.com Back to Top

Low cost airfares for departure out of San Francisco.Sito's Tours & Travel 50 1st Street, Suite 301 San Francisco, CA 94105 (415) 972-8188 (877) 261-6899E-mail sales@sitotravel.com CST #2068672-40

Wholesale Fares, IncBuy directly from the source Amsterdam $375.00 Costa Rica $410.00 Johannesburg $833.00 Hong Kong $445.00 Athens 385.00 Puerto Rico 245.00 Accra 935.00 Bangkok 525.00Frankfurt 415.00 Lima 445.00 Lagos 995.00 Tokyo 435.00Paris 337.00 Panama 344.00 Nairobi 995.00 Manila 545.00London 295.00 Rio de Janeiro 555.00 Casablanca 495.00 Bombay 886.00Madrid 415.00 Mexico City 274.00 Sydney 905.00 Tel Aviv 675.00 Rome 405.00 Santiago 645.00 Beijing 475.00 Moscow 505.00Taxes and surcharges/Fuel Surcharges not included. Fares are seasonable and based on availability. Weekday travel rates. Departure cities vary. Tickets are non refundable not exchangeable. Fares are not guaranteed until ticketedPlease call for our lowest fares to any destinationTall free 877-253-3800

Thistle Dew Inn171 W. Spain St.Sonoma, CA 95476www.thistledew.com 707-938-2909800-382-7895One-half-block off the historic Sonoma Plaza. Rooms with fireplaces, whirlpool tubs, private decksWalk to many fine restaurants, historical sites and winetastingJan Rafiq & Gregg Percival, Proprietors

Air N'Travel. 10 days Eurospecial. 415-292-1833.

LATINDISCOUNTERS LOWEST FARES TO EUROPE, MEXICO, CENTRAL AND SOUTHAMERICA FROM ANYWHERE IN US. CALL US OR BOOK ONLINE. WWW.LATINDISCOUNTERS.COM (415) 467-9130 OR 1-877-426-8676.

ROCKBOTTOM FARES -Call for details for the lowest fares! (800) 569-5946

www.holidayadventure.com-Last minute specialist (800) 559-5513 or (415) 956-3900 email:sales@holidayadventuretravel.com 500 Sutter street, suite 211, San Francisco, CA 94102

CHINA TRAVEL SPECIALS. Beijing 5-day only $249! China 12-day highlight $999 14-day Yangtze River Cruise $1299! More great deals atwww.chinaplanner.com or 800-779-2856. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Rentals

RUSSIAN RIVER VACATION Homes. Cozy cabins nestled in the redwoods to luxury homes on the Golf Course. Pets ok. 1-800-310-0804

Salt Spring Island, BC. Deluxe 2 bdrm, furnished, self catering, guest suite, ocean view, fireplace. 1-888-537-9897. www.saltspringislandaquariusrising.com

General Travel

HISWhy pay more?Special rates.1-800-573-6447 Back to Top

A OK Put your computer to work up to $5500+/mo FREE BOOKLET Call 800-236-3055 /24hr www.dacthomebiz.com

Business Opportunities

Invitation to making a difference. Looking for business developers for health and planetary balance. Listen to 16min. business overview at (212) 990-3677. If intrigued call 1-800-333-3731.

COFFEEHOUSE OPPORTUNITYOwn a successful coffeehouse in downtown Sonora CA! If you love coffee & community, read about our contest . . . www.coffeehousedream.comIf you can imagine it . . . it can happen.

eBAY WHOLESALERS Needed! Distribute Merchandise on eBay. No Experience Required. Call Online Supplier Toady for More Information.1-(866) 621-2335, Ext. 5622. (AAN CAN)

General GET PAID TO SHOP! Mystery shoppers needed to pose as customers in local establishments. Must have Internet access. PT and FT available. Call toll free 800-417-8067. (AAN CAN)

WANTED 29 serious people to Work From Home. Earn up to $1500-$7500 PT/FT Step by step training, Call for FREE info kit 800-713-0583. (AAN CAN)

A $250K+ 1st Year Income Opportunity. Home based. No selling. Not MLM! Call 1-877-347-3745 * 24 hrs. Training & Support Provided. (AAN CAN)

TIRED OF MAKING SOMEONE ELSE RICH? Earn what youÞre REALLY worth. $250K First year income potential. No selling. Not MLM! 800-515-3248. (AANCAN)

General ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 Machines and Candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN)

1.800.VENDING. 90 Machines - $9,120. The Best Locations. 1-800-836-3464 24/Hrs. (CAL-SCAN)

ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. MultiVend, LLC 880 Grand Blvd., Deer Park, NY 11729. 1-800-814-6047. (CAL-SCAN)

ARE YOU MAKING $1,000 per week? All cash vending routes with prime locations available now! Under $9,000 investment required. Call Toll Free (24-7) 800-963-2654(CAL-SCAN)

SECRET SHOPPERS NEEDED. Pose as customers for store evaluations. Get paid to shop local stores, restaurants, theaters. Flexible hours. Email Required. 1-800-585-9024 ext. 6048. (Cal-SCAN)

SECRET SHOPPERS NEEDED. Pose as customers for store evaluations. Get paid to shop local stores, restaurants, theaters. Flexible hours. Email Required. 1-800-585-9024 ext. 6048. (Cal-SCAN)

$$Make a Fortune$$ from the comfort of your home! Easy Assembly work!! Send SASE w/ $5.00 to Julie Braunsten, 4131 SW Alice, Portland, OR 97219 Back to Top

Modeling/ Casting Calls

Female Models Female Glamour models wanted - $400. 18-26yo, tall, curvaceous a plus - for pony-riding videos. No implants/ tattoos, etc. Non sexual. (415) 383-8099.

"Movie Extras" $200-$600/day. All looks, types & ages. No experience required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260-3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN)

General Employment

FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org

activism Forests Forever Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 or email: employment@forestsforever.org. www.forestsforever.org (See our display ad for more info).

NO NEW NUKES! JOBS building the movement for peace. Paid training, benefits, feminist, diverse work place. Bilingual encouraged. F/T: Call Ryan (510) 849-2272 ext. 306 - P/T: Call Laura (510) 849-2272 ext. 605. Berkeley location close to BART. CA Peace Action - 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org

Anyone with Drive, Desire and Integrity has a $100 grand potential per year. Call 888-568-6727

Work From Home PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. earn $4/envlp. Guaranteed! 100% legitwww.envelopesfromhome.com

Restaurant/Bar/Club Acrobat Staffing Hiring Acrobat Staffing Food Service & Hospitality Staffing. Experienced banquet servers preps/cooks/pantry/grille, chefs, dietary workers, Barrista. SF/EastBay/Peninsula. Toll free 1-877-904-2854. Fax (415)431-1580.resume@acrobatstaffing.com

Administrative EARN UP TO $550 WEEKLY Working through the government part-time. No experience. A lot of opportunities. (800) 493-3688 code Z31.

Clerical Church Hiring Clerical workers FT evenings and weekends. Call (415) 864-3940 after 7pm M-F and 10am Sat. and Sun. Ask for Carole.

Accounting Credit & CollectionsSpecialist The San Francisco Bay Guardian is currently seeking a Credit and Collections Specialist. The ideal candidate has comprehensive knowledge of collections and a minimum of 2 years of credit and collection experience. Applicants must have strong computer and communication skills and the ability to maintain collection calls on a daily basis. This 20-hour workweek, part time position is an integral part of a progressive accounting team in a casual work setting. If this employment opportunity is what you have been searching for please fax resume and cover to (415) 437-3960 or email to hr@sfbg.com (text only, no attachments) or send Credit/HR, 135 Mississippi Street, San Francisco, CA 94107. No phone calls please. Salary will commensurate with experience. EOE

Activism SUMMER JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENTwith the SIERRA CLUBand OTHER Groups $3000-$5000/Summer* Work to Protect the Environment.SF Call Bobby at (415) 622-0064 Back to Top

Activism SUMMER JOBS for the ENVIRONMENT$3000-$5000/Summer* Protect California's Coast* Work With Great People!* Make a Difference!Join California's leading environmental group! Career opportunities and benefits available. Call Mari at 1-800-75-EARTH

Prospecting/Appointment SettingB2B Sales Lead Generation Do you have an engaging phone presence? Are you looking for a new opportunity and an easy commute? Or are you a recent college graduate looking to jumpstart your career?We generate high quality sales leads and set appointments on behalf of top manufacturers of computer hardware and software in the U.S. If you want to get great sales experience calling for our clients, then come an explore opportunities with CAS Systems. Come and work with great people at our convenient downtown Oakland office, located right off the 12th street BART station.CAS Systems, Inc. www.cassys.com ++Starting pay $12-$14/hour (DOE)++Opportunity for incentive pay++Learn about a variety of technology solutions, working with key players within some of the world's most successful IT Corporations.++Flexible work schedules++Part-time schedules are negotiable. REQUIREMENTS:++Strong telephone presentation skills.++Ability to grasp technology solutions.++Be self motivated, and results-driven. Julianne W. Sterling, PHRHuman Resources ManagerCAS Systems, Inc.www.cassys.com 510-285-3827.

Dish Network a leader in satellite television, is experiencing amazing growth in the Bay area. We are looking for:SATELLITE INSTALLERS DISPATCHING SPECIALISTSFIELD SERVICE MANAGERS

Retail Sales NURSERY PERSON The premier retail garden center is now hiring for several positions for RETAIL NURSERY PERSON in our SF locations. Weekend availability a must! Looking for energetic, enthusiastic, hardworking individuals who aren't afraid of lots of physical work, lots of customer interaction and a fast pace. Drug screening and physical required. Contact Lora at (415) 332-0657 x114, or fax: (415) 332-1009 or email jobs@sloatgardens.com Please no Drop-ins.www.sloatgardens.com

General Interested in Political Careers? Learn from professionals. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through theDemocratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888-922-1008. (AAN CAN)

Travel COOL TRAVEL JOB. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. TOLL FREE 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

General Need regional or national recruitment exposure? Hiring now for summer help? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN)

Driver Drivers & Helper Moving company needs drivers & helpers. Immediate F/T positions available. Experienced & responsible only. M-F 10a-4pm. 1525 Galvez Ave. (415) 821-4755.

Retail COOL TRAVEL JOB. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll Free 1-877-646-5050. (CAL-SCAN)

Army JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL-SCAN)

General PIPE FITTER/WELDER Trainees. Accepting applications from H.S. Grads under age 34. Paid relocations plus benefits. Call 1-800-345-6289. (Cal-SCAN)

Driver CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. No credit checks. Classes starting soon! Also hiring experienced OR drivers. 1-800-781-2778. (CAL-SCAN)

Driver DRIVER - COVENANT TRANSPORT. Teams and Solos check out our new pay plan. Owner Operators, Experienced Drivers, Solos, Teams and Graduate Students. Call 1-888-MORE PAY (1-888-667-3729) (CAL-SCAN)

Driver DRIVER - DRIVE REGIONAL! Over-the-Road - lots of miles. Great company & benefits. www.primeinc.com 1-800-771-6318. (CAL-SCAN)

Driver DRIVERS...NEW SPEED - 65 mph! $2500 Exp'd Driver Sign On Bonus! New Trainee Pay! Van, Flatbed, Autohaul, CDL Training Available. Swift Transportation 1-866-333-8801 www.swifttruckingjobs.com (CAL-SCAN)

Sales LEADING MARKET MAKER hiring Institutional Sales Traders for California offices. Candidates possess strong buy side relationships and established book. Excellent compensation/benefits. Contact Ray 1-646-293-7147. (Cal-SCAN)

Sales SALES. $5,500 Weekly Goal Potential! If someone did It so can you! 2-3 confirmed appointments daily! Benefits available. Call Catherine McFarland, 888-543-1788. (CAL-SCAN)

postal ANNOUNCEMENT: NOW HIRING 2004 Postal Positions. $14.80/$38+/Hr. No experience necessary. Entry Level with full benefits. Paid training. Call 7 days for info. (888) 826-2513 x676. (CAL-SCAN)

City & County of San FranciscoPublic Safety Communications 911 DispatcherSalary Approx.: $48,802-$62,166Req: 2 yrs Stressful Public Contact exp.;H.S. Diploma/GED; ability to type 40 wpm (net);No Felonies. EOE. Call: (415) 558-3850 or www.sfgov.org/dhr

Retail Buffalo Exchange Seeks Responsible, Energetic, Hardworking Individual for: ASSISTANT STORE MANAGER - $30K/yr. with benefits. Must have strong fashion knowledge with retail manager experience. Apply in person at 1800 Polk St. store. www.buffaloexchange.com

BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing company Now Hiring for ASSISTANT STORE MANAGER - $30,000/yr. with benefits. Must have strong fashion knowledge with retail manager experience. Apply in person at: 1800 Polk St. store. www.buffaloexchange.com

Retail Buffalo Exchange Is looking for responsible, energetic, hardworking individuals. Now hiring for P/T Buyers, pay starts at $8.50/hr. with benefits. Have excellent customer service skills and a love of fashion? Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com

Retail BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing company seeks Responsible, Energetic, Hardworking Individuals. Now Hiring For: P/T BUYER - Pay starts at $8.50/hr. plus benefits. Have excellent customer service skills and a love of fashion? Apply in person at 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com

General Blue Bear School of Music is looking for someone who is detail-oriented, Mac proficient, loves music and people, and can work gracefully under pressure. The job will be 30-35 hours / week. Mon-Thu afternoon and evening, and Sat daytime. $12 / hr plus benefits after training. Bring resumes to a Q&A meeting on Wed, May 19th, 8:30-9:15 PM at Blue Bear, Bldg D, 2nd Floor, Fort Mason Center, SF. Direct inquires to: bluebearmusic@earthlink.net Back to Top

Volunteers

TEACH IN MOZAMBIQUE - Future preschool teachers need training in life skills, academic subjects, art. INFO MEETING IN SF MAY 22ND. No experience needed. 14-20 months volunteer work. Fees apply/scholarships available. claire@iicd-volunteer.org call 413-884-4272, www.iicd-volunteer.org. Back to Top

Trucking/ Hauling

2 Men, 1 Clean Truck! Cheap, Fast, Reliable! 24hr. Bay Wide! We reuse and recycle. Call Louis C:(415) 902-3229.

2 BIG GUYS 1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All, Weekly 2 L.A. & Palm Springs, Serving you faithfully since 1972! 24hrs/364 days! (415)764-7333

BEASTS OF BURDEN Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

Last minute jobs welcome!Ask about our Student Discount!No job too small or bigLoading and unloading of rental trucksFast, friendly, reliable service available 7 days a week!Free on-site estimateTom's Hauling (415) 642-0399(415) 377-0662

Student Discount! If you need to move RIGHT NOW, call Tom's Hauling. Last minute jobs welcome! No job too small or big. Loading and unloading of rental trucks. Fast, friendly, reliable service. (415) 642-0399 (415) 377-0662.

BAY'S BEST HAULER - FROM $15/hr. Also offers yard, garage cleanup, tree care, and dump runs. Yoel's Hauling (415) 282-2023, page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.

1, 2, 3 BIG MEN 1, 2, 3 BIG CLEAN TRUCKS. Hauling, Demo, Home, Basement, Office, Yard. Careful furniture and piano handling. No job too big or too small. Pick/Delivery. Weekly to L.A., San Diego, Palm Springs. (415) 572-0054 Back to Top

Home Services

Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call Mon-Wed and Sat 7am-12noon, Thursday and Friday 7am-1pm to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

AC Hardwood Flooring 18 yrs. exp. Honest work. High quality. Refinish. Repair. Recoat. Install new floors, stairs, rails. Big or small jobs. Low Rates! Call Alex (415) 218-5679.

Handyman For Hire Reasonable rates, professional results, any size project. Carpentry, painting, kitchen remodels, demolition, decks, fences, much more. Call Joe at (415) 377-0213. Back to Top

Remodeling

Stairs, Decks, Kitchens, Bathrooms. Design / Build. Lic #831915 www.McGinleyBuilding.com (415) 515-7069

Misc. Service

Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program!We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: Call Mon-Wed and Sat 7am-12noon, Thursday and Friday 7am-1pm. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr.Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers. Back to Top

Legal Notices

Free advertising for new businesses!Publish your Fictitious Business Name Stement for $100 and get $100 worth of Bay Guardian advertising for your new business FREE! Marketing consultation included. For more information, contact Alex (415) 487-2517 or alex@sfbg.com

Musicians Wanted

The Unauthorized Rolling Stones looking for sub-musicians. Must be able to travel, know Stones material, and look as close to Stones as possible. All positions. (415) 497-7928

Female Vocalist Wanted For Studio work, New Age and Hare Krishna Music. For Soulful New Age Group. call Dennis at 916-955-0661.

Manager/Booking Agent Needed. Newcomers to the business welcome. Blues artist from New Orleans, new to the city, seeks help into Bay Area scene and beyond. Call Jack(504)931-2067 or email saucyjay@yahoo.com

Bass player available. I'm solid, funky and can rock n roll. Don't care about age or what your into as long as you're good. Random 415 425 4215 or email me at randomstrat69@yahoo.com

Bass & Drums wanted for Rockin' Blues covers and originals. Guitarist/vocalist wants to form or join band. Gary (415)665-2082 Back to Top

Rehearsal Space

MARVELOUS SHOWREHEARSAL STUDIOSAN FRANCISO/BUSH/POLK Close to EverythingParking, Restaurants, Coffee, Buses$475.00 up/month Call 415-601-1019

Music Studio

Recording Studio 2100 sq ft.Ultra modern 36 track Sony / MCI. CD MASTERING. CD DUPLICATION. 5 song demo deal 350.00 dollars with 100 CDs included. (510)792-6000 or visit www.SongWritersStudio.net

Music Services

PIANO LESSONS Concert pianist with degree from Juilliard has openings now for students of piano and music theory <*C>(415) 587-2852 robetl@sfcamerata.org

Singing Technique Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.

SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.

WWW.ZOOTSUITSTORE.COM World's largest selection of Carhartt clothing. 2366 Mission St. at 20th, SF (415) 824-7729. Siegel's Clothing Superstore.

PRIVATE BASS GUITAR LESSONS with Jerry Mark. 4, 5, 6 string electric. 30 yrs. exp. Fun, affordable, learn at your own pace. Technique, Theory, Equipment, Recording. First Lesson FREE! 415-661-6676

Huge Pile of Guitar Amps! = www.fatdawg.com/amps.html. Winner of Best of the Bay 2003!!! 510-526-9695

DJ Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! Listen to mixes at: www.djsly.com

Vibo Music CenterDiscover the Musician in YouSummer Music Camp415-225-1107

Guitar LessonsBlues-Jazz-Country-RockAll levels welcome. Develop ear training, improvisation and compositional skills.15 years of instruction at same location. Experience in band leading, recording and arranging. B.A. degree Berklee school of music. Central S.F. location.Call Dave (415) 776-3755

GREAT VOICES!!! ARE MADE NOT BORN.Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 928-SING (7464) www.greatvoices.tk

CD & DVD DUPLICATIONLow prices, No minimums, Fast turnaround. Replication available, call for pricing. (510) 430-2582 / (415) 902-4717 www.pacificoptimedia.com

Pianist and guitarist duet known as M-Pulse seeks work, also booking agent. Call (510) 268-3251 or (510) 832-4535. Back to Top

Music Equipment for Sale

Portable soundbooth 7 x 4 x 4 for $290. Great for recording demos. (888) 777-7808

Bass Upright. Exceptional Tone with new bag $695. Violin, accoustic/electric, case and bow $195 Cello, beautiful tone, hand-carved, figured wood, hard-case $1450 (415) 596-4277 Back to Top

Home Buyer Services

Buy! Don't Rent! Start the process now! With low interested rates, easy qualifying for loans! Call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor (510) 913-8128 Providing courteous service to first time buyers. Do a "property search" at www.kathyclose.com Prudential California Realty. Work with an award winning agent!

Vacancies? Stagnant sales? Get the response you need!! Call for all your Real Estate sales and rental advertising needs. Lauren (415) 487-4671

Homes for Sale, Other

$390,000 Pescadero get away home in Redwoods. One hour south of SF. 7 miles from beach. Close by mountain hiking. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, fireplace, large deck w/hot tub, sep. dining room, 7 skylights, office, creek and tree views. Open House 12-4pm Sun. 5/16. Gail Hafelfinger. Remax Dolphin Real Estate. 650-216-3332. ghafelfinger@dolphinrealestate.com

Commercial for Sale

Lake County lake front property. Investors! 200ft. on the lake. Level land. Restaurant. Joan or Bob CI63 (707)263-6911.

Property for Sale

A FREE LIST of AZ, NM, & CO land bargains. 30-160 acres. Lowest prices. EZ terms. Call 1-888-541-5263. (CAL-SCAN)

NORTHERN NEW MEXICO - Ponderosa Country. Spectacular 140 acre high country ranch. Mature Ponderosa, scenic mountain meadows, good water, gorgeous views, abundant elk & deer. Year round access, subdividable. Recent survey, title insurance, priced to sell @ $229,900. Will finance. Must see! Call owner @NMLR 1-866-317-5263. (CAL-SCAN)

RUIDOSO NEW MEXICO 140 Acres only $49,900. Adjacent to National Forest, Elk, deer, small game. Abutting Ranch Preserve for added permanent open space. Great Sportsmen area. Absolutely Beautiful setting and land. Remote & private but with year round road access and still an EZ drive to exciting Ruidoso. Best Financing ever... 1-888-292-9711. (CAL-SCAN)

SO. COLORADO RANCH Sale. 60 AC $29,900 only $47 wk**. Save money now and own some of Colorado's best land. Spectacular views of the Rockies. Access to 6000 ac BLM Rec Area. Year round access, elec/tel included. Excellent financing. Low down payment! Call today toll-free 1-866-696-5263. *based on 20% down, 15 yr. 6.95% vrm. (CAL-SCAN)

ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $34,900. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL-SCAN) Back to Top

Vacation Property

AMERICA'S OLDEST & LARGEST Timeshare/Campground Clearinghouse. Selling * Buying * Renting. Best in Sales, Service & Satisfaction. Bringing Buyers & Sellers Together. Call RSI at 1-800-423-5967. (Cal-SCAN)

Roommate Services

ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit:www.Roommate.com. (AAN CAN) Back to Top

Shared Housing, SF

NEED A ROOMMATE?1-800-487-8050 San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure. Call or visit our website www.roommateexpress.com

$600 Lower Pacific Heights - Highbrow female composer/ classical guitarist/ poet/ song writer/ pianist who also plays gibson....looking to meet with an individual of similar criteria. Must be over 30 and very mature. Barter of some kind is welcome. Will even negotiate the price for the right person only. Call (415) 775 9607

$650-Silver Terrace. Share 3 BD Victorian. Large, sunny kitchen/dining w/laundry. New deck + beautiful garden. Partial trade for gardener. Utilities included (707) 845-4322

$750, Alamo Square - Master Bedroom in Victorian home. All are welcome. 415-345-9502

$650 North Panhandle- Medium room with deck. Free cable tv and high speed Internet access. Located in quiet, sunny carriage house. Gray hair preferred. 415-563-1170.

$495/month (plus $550 deposit) 8th Ave and Irving -- great location half block from Golden Gate Park, easy access to shopping, restaurants, public transportation and conveniences. Spacious 1BR in a 2BR house, dining room, kitchen, living room, parking. No pets. Internet equipped. Available now! (415) 681-4936.

$550- SF 15X15 room available now in Victorian flat,m-to-m,parking,muni,garden,wash/dry,free cable,DSL,full kitchen. (415) 822-1126

$575, Pacific Heights - Furnished room with sunny view. Clean, close to public transp., W/D access, parking avail. Female preferred. (415) 377-0800

$500 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (20th St at Collingwood St) to share with a 49yo Gay Male. Features: W/D. Rent includes all utilities. Room has private balcony with view of the city. (#38104) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

$600 RUSSIAN HILL - (Polk ST at Union ST) to share with a 40yo Straight Female. Features: Dishwasher, Fireplace, Yard, and HW Floors. (#38099) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

$825 RUSSIAN HILL - (Jackson at Larkin) to share with a 25yo Straight Female and 2 others. Features: W/D and HW Floors. (#38110) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee. Back to Top

Shared Housing, East Bay

$515, $445. BERKELEY - 2 Charming rooms available May 15 and June 1. Seeking mature, outgoing lesbians or straight celibate women. No smokers/pets. (510) 843-0680

Sublets

$1,495 SUNSET June Sublet. Lovely 2 Bedroom home, garden, decks, ocean view. GG Park/ Transportation, All Amenities, HBO/satellite (415) 759-6512

Rental Services

All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis. Back to Top

Rental Housing, SF

$1650. Haight. 1 bedroom apartment, hardwood, deck, yard, gas stove. 1438 Page St. Mike (415) 725-0801.

$2400 Lower Haight 853 Haight St., cross Divisadero. 3 -4 bdrm, 2 bath, lg kitchen, pantry, hardwood floors, fireplace, lg garden. Available now. Mike (415) 725-0801.

Clean private rooms with kitchenette, ceiling fan, laundry. Bus access, Potrero location. $600/month. Mike (415) 725-0801. Call 10am-6pm.

$2600 OCEANVIEW - Open to Section 8, beautiful view, spacious large garage, contact Deborah at (415) 585-5344.

$2600-Walk to City College/State University. 3 story house, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, Dining room, Living Room, Fireplace, Yard, Garage. Great View, storeroom, Section 8 OK. Call (650) 878-5614.

$950 OUTER RICHMOND - In-law, washer / dryer, private entrance and bath. No pets/smoking. Garden + patio, carpet, shelving, plenty of street parking. For 1 person. (415) 387-7518

$3000 Glen Park - 3 br, 1 ba, 1940's House, avail Now. Garden, Pets Negotiable, Private garage, call ROBERT at (707) 823-6959, more info at: metrorent.com/384126.

$1295 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, Yard, & View. (#98216) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$995 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - Studio. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Dishwasher and Disposal. (#98235) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1295 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: HW Floors and Garden. (#98244) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1295 NOE VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: HW Floors. (#98274) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1280 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - Studio. Apartment Features: W/D, HW Floors, and View. (#98283) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1045 RUSSIAN HILL - Studio. Apartment Features: W/D and HW Floors. (#98311) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$900 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Studio. Apartment Features: W/D. (#98314) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1850 NORTH BEACH/TELEGRAPH HILL - 2BR 1BA. Flat Features: HW Floors, Deck, and View. (#98358) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1345 NOE VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Garage($100), Disposal, and View. (#98389) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee! Back to Top

$795 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Studio. Apartment Features: W/D. (#98392) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1595 NOE VALLEY - 2BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Car Port, W/D, and HW Floors. (#98394) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1095 NOE VALLEY - Studio. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Fireplace, W/D, Deck, and Views. (#98395) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1700 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Apartment Features: Disposal, HW Floors, and Deck. (#98408) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1700 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - 2BR 1BA. Apartment Features: Garage($250), W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, and HW Floors. (#98434) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$950 NOE VALLEY - 1BR 1BA. Apartment Features: W/D, Disposal, Garden, and Views. (#98464) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1800 COLE VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, Disposal, HW Floors, and View. (#98472) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee!

$1600 NOE VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Cat Ok. Flat Features: Fireplace, HW Floors, and Deck. (#98256) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2100 vacancies in San Francisco (45 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing thru us we offer a money-back guarantee! Back to Top

Rental Housing, East Bay

$1550 Oakland - Musicians live/work space. 1250 sq. ft. Fully converted warehouse with private bathroom, living room area, food kitchen. 2 bedrooms, each w/private entrances. Soundproof rehearsal space. Off street parking. South of Fruitvale. Jeremy (510) 325-2496.

$1750 Albany - 2 br, 2 ba, Contemporary Apartment, avail Now. Yard, Pets Negotiable, Private Parking Space, call Noreen at (510) 528-2200, more info at: metrorent.com/384922.

$895 Lafayette - 1 br, 1 ba, 1960's Apartment, avail Now. Cat OK, Off-street parking, call Jack at (866) 316-0966, more info at: metrorent.com/378951.

$2750 Rockridge - 3 brk, 2 ba, 1920's House, avail 6/15/04. Yard/Deck, Cat OK, Private garage, call Marc at (510) 547-6320, more info at: metrorent.com/385191.

$950-$1200 Vallejo Near Ferry. 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath, Bay View. Taking applications. Water Garbage Incl. (707) 552-7646

Rental Housing, Other

$1300 Hercules 2BD/2BTH Hercules upper unit Condo. Frplce, A/C, W/D, Covered Prkng, Water/Garbage Paid, Pool, Near Trans/shops/scools. New carpets/paint. Clean. $1300 Rent. $1500 Deposit. 2202 Forest Run. 510-222-6311

$1900-Sausalito Beatuiful 1 BD, dining room, deck, backyard, W/D, parking. Walk to downtown Sausalito. (415) 456-8141

Commercial Rentals

Artist Space in SF 645 square feet studio available ($645) or ($325) shared, nonliving, work spaces only. Professional Art Facility near BART/Muni and major hwy 415-469-8912

Vacation Rentals

SAN DIEGO, Encinitas, walk to beach, 3 BR, $2500/mo., avail. 6/13-7/30. (760) 943-1312, abrysk@uci.edu.