You're all healed
offers reasons to believe
... in teen movies.
By Lynn Rapoport
Saved!
SOMEWHERE IN SUBURBAN America, in a sector of the world where
a woman might find pleasure in being named her community's "number-one
Christian interior decorator" a sector I understand intellectually
includes large swaths of the country but still have trouble believing
in school is in session and the students are all praying for
your immortal soul. Especially if you're gay. Or pregnant. Or Jewish.
Welcome to American Eagle Christian High School and welcome to Saved!,
Brian Dannelly's sweet-natured social satire about the kids of Christian
America.
At American Eagle, colorful decorations advertising the wonders of
creationism hang on the classroom walls. The most popular kids in the
senior class lead after-school prayer groups and don't get beat up for
it. The principal, a high-energy youth group-leader type named
Pastor Skip (Martin Donovan), uses phrases like "Let's get our
Christ on!" and "Who's down with the G-O-D?" to reach
the kids, and he doesn't get beat up either. In this particular community,
appearances suggest his approach is working.
That's because at American Eagle, to be Christian is cool, perhaps
even cutting edge. No one swears, the kids enjoy getting saved in front
of their peers at assembly, and when the pastor is forced by the state
to work a little sex ed into the health-class curriculum and tells his
students, "It's all about populating the planet, and good Christians
don't get jiggy with it until they're married," they mostly seem
to take it on faith.
At the center of Saved! are the lost and found souls who don't,
for one reason or another, take much on faith and who find certain aspects
of the lifestyle repellent or indefensible. The film revolves around
the spiritual, physical, and emotional turmoil of a popular girl named,
yup, Mary (Jena Malone) who eventually finds herself cast out by her
peers, the sweetly despotic Christian Jewels, earnestly described by
Mary narrating over a shot of them protesting an abortion clinic
as something like "a girl gang for Jesus." Mary's fall
from grace, or at least her friends' favor, begins when she learns her
ice-skater-for-Jesus boyfriend, Dean, has been cursed with a
certain "spiritually toxic affliction" that involves cadging
leather-man skin mags under one's bed. Turning to J.C. for guidance,
she ends up in a family way in a community that regularly turns its
kids over to a place called Mercy House for deprogramming.
Numbering among Mary's fellow outcasts are a sexy, belligerent loner
named Cassandra the school's sole Jew and number-one target of
peer proselytization whose bumper sticker reads, "Jesus
Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole," and Cassandra's
object of flirtation, wheelchair-bound Roland (Macaulay Culkin), whose
most obvious cross to bear is overshadowed by his Christian-from-hell
sister, the glossy, annoyingly ardent Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore). Then
there's the pastor's son, Patrick (Patrick Fugit), whose grip on the
situation suggests that the director has chosen an adorable, crushed-out,
Vespa-riding 16-year-old skater boy as a vessel for communicating his
message.
That message isn't so much a call to burn down the evangelist churches
and rehabilitate the youth group leaders as it is a down-to-earth plea
for tolerance among those of the faith. Pastor Skip a somewhat
uneven character who starts off in two dimensions but gradually proves
himself capable of subtlety and spiritual struggle pushes the
notion that where certain transgressions are concerned, there's "no
room for moral ambiguity." And yet Saved! seems quietly
certain there's plenty.
No Alexander Payne film, Saved! comes across like a less brittle
But I'm a Cheerleader, a kinder, gentler, more literally irreverent
Mean Girls with a message the son of G-O-D might actually
have approved and problematic characters who seem capable of redemption.
But no matter how kind or gentle, Saved! has in its sights Christianity
as it's practiced and preached, a natural cue for picket lines outside
Cineplexes across the land. Which is probably why, in advance of the
film's opening, a "Saved! Study Guide" for youths was
generated, as if to draw Christian viewers into the flock, or at least
off the sidewalk.
Packed with discussion questions "carefully prepared," according
to the parental release form in back, "to direct [kids] back to
Scripture" e.g., "Can a person love others without
condoning their actions? Why or why not?" and "Does tolerance
mean there are no standards for conduct?" the study guide
shadows the film with another, more unsettling ambiguity and suggests
the makers may have wanted to have it as many ways as possible. There's
no harm in a little outreach, I guess, but it's unclear what's meant
to happen after the lights go up and the youth groups head off to Denny's
to brainstorm around jaw-dropping questions like "Why does Paul
[see Romans 1:20-32] lump things like greed, gossip and disobeying parents
in with murder, homosexuality and haters of God?" The film is over,
the Bibles are open, and in some cases, the answers themselves might
be a little hard to tolerate.
'Saved!' opens May 28 in Bay Area theaters. See Movie Clock,
in Film listings, for show times.