'Word Wars'
Chairmen of the board
IF YOU'VE SPENT hours memorizing dictionaries and can pull
words like arenose (a synonym for "sandy"), sylvite
(an ore of potassium), and tup (don't ask!) out of your hat when
the chips are down, then you may have the chops to enter one of the
many official Scrabble tournaments held throughout the nation every
year. But make no mistake, neophytes: if you're going to go for the
gold at the granddaddy of lettered-tile throw-downs the National
Tournament, where the winner gets $25,000 and a spot on the Today
Show against the top-rated tile jockeys, you'd better bring
your A game. Better yet, make that your A-Zymosan (an insoluble, largely
polysaccharide fraction of yeast cell walls) game, as this documentary
following professional Scrabble players on the path to triple-word-score
glory in San Diego proves these warlords of words are a tough bunch
to out-verbalize. Haunting the park benches, bachelor pads, and hotel
convention centers where these word freaks vie for supremacy, Word
Wars focuses on a quartet with their eyes on the prize: Matt Graham,
a sloppy stand-up comedian with a penchant for gambling; "G.I."
Joel Sherman, a spindly New Yorker with major gastrointestinal maladies;
Joe Edley, a Zen obsessive who studies flash cards while he drives;
and Marlon Hill, a dreadlocked pot smoker who refers to himself as a
"pre-Mecca Malcolm playing motherfucking Scrabble!" Some tangential
asides contrast the tournament circuit to New York City's Washington
Square Park board hustlers and explore the social ramifications of removing
"offensive" words from Scrabble dictionaries, but directors
Eric Chaikin and Julian Petrillo wisely concentrate their kino-eyes
on personalizing the Fab Four of 15-letter-word fluency, offering up
a funny, fresh view of "the game" as both an alpha male chest-beating
and a refuge for brainiacs obsessed with mastering morphemes. (David
Fear)