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Double Team Psychic Dream
By Michelle Tea and Jessica Lanyadoo
June 30-July 6 Aries (March 21-April 19)This is a week of hard-assed decision making. And those Rams not confronted with a choice will be mean-mugged by some unavoidable feelings. Our point is, no Aries avoids discomfort this week. The best you can do is rid yourself of anything that distracts you from the clarity you'll need to get through it. Taurus (April 20-May 20)Hello, soggy-bottom! Why's your seat so sloshy? Well, it's 'cause you planted your butt in the murky swamp of Other People's Needs, a scary bog full of water snakes and carnivorous plant life. Get your so-called friends' voices out of your head, Taurus! They're cramping your style – and dulling the magic of your recent innovations. Gemini (May 21-June 21)You're no stranger to internal tugs-of-war, Gemini, but this week's battle has a debaucherous flavor. Which twin do you want to gallivant with? The passionate twin whose tumult is glamorous? Or the secure one often mistaken for a stick-in-the-mud? Hmmm, we're not doing a good job of selling you the sensible door number two this week, are we? Cancer (June 22-July 22)Cancer, it's us, your psychic tutors. We're here with a memo, to remind you that you've been working overtime without pay on that long-term project of yours: making more self-appropriate personal investments. We're impressed with your clarity, and we urge you to hold your ground in the face of opposition this week. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)You're ferocious, Leo, but shouldering all you've taken on was still bound to leave you with a crick in your neck. It's clear you're overwhelmed; don't overreact by dissociating from your power. Instead develop a more proportioned attitude to what you can actually handle. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)This is your week to scheme, a prime Virgo activity if we do say so ourselves. Such classic Virgo occupations will be the perfect antidote to the jumpiness you may be feeling. For the record, you're solidly (and slowly) moving in the right direction. The moment is ripe for locating your course of action; wait until later to put it into motion. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Your theme song this week is that "you can't always get what you want" ditty. It's true, Libra, you're getting what you need. We see you're sad about this, as what you need is a bit different from what you want. Be mopey, but just don't forget that you're rock solid, you're powerful, and goddammit, people like you. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)Scorpio, did you ever think about how you could be out in the woods or deep in the guts of some booming metropolis, and still, the same old internal dialogue would keep running through your head? "You can run, but you can't hide" is the theme of your week. Take a look at your past – your family – to find clarity. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)To the untrained eye, it might look as if you were in quite a jam, Sag. But our eyes are trained, and we can see that the challenges before you are thrilling, as they push you to use the best of your energy and dare you to really be there for yourself. Sure, this simple and solid activity lacks the glamour of, say, skydiving, but trust us – the payoff rules. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Capricorn, you've been studying hard, and you've gotten your hands grimy, and it looks like you're ready to receive the love you've been training for. Do something risqué, such as dressing like a gigolo for a visit to your neighborhood pickup joint. You're graduating into the land of hot 'n' sexy XXX-style luv. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Aquarians are such individuals, it's sometimes hard for us to sum up what all of you are feeling, but this week we do see an overall theme of organic change that fortifies you and gives you the creative nudge you deserve. The best use of your energy right now is to dwell on whatever brings you joy. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)Like Barry Manilow sang, you "made it through the rain." Seriously,
fish: after a spell spent in deep internal investigation and reflection,
you've emerged into a pool of real clarity. Now that your head is clear,
we suggest you spend the week having open and honest communication with
your peeps.
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