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FEB. 1-7

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Aries, get it together. Now is the time to start committing yourself and any resources at your disposal to creating or maintaining something you really want. Or someone you really want. It's like that this week. Time to get a job or spruce up your wardrobe or finally make a move on whomever you've been cruising.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Jesus, Taurus, why are you so frickin' anxious? There's only one way to find out. Well, actually there are three ways to learn the cause of your feelings: contemplation, introspection, and getting present with your emotions. Know what you need to change before you start making changes.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You're a distractible sort, Gemini, it's true. And this week you risk being distracted from your own strength and vitality. You might not even know you possess such noble qualities. And that would suck because there's a cloud of anxiety looming, and you're going to need that strength and vitality to shrug it off.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Cancer, it's all about you this week. Can you handle it? Can you get down with yourself and be with yourself and love yourself the way you get down with and be with and love other people? We've seen the brightness and positivity you can exude for the ones you love; we'd better see you basking in your own glow this week.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Let us save you some trouble, Leo. Don't make any major decisions this week. If someone tries to make you, tell them your astrologers said you're not allowed. If they think you're some New Age California person, tell them to go to hell. This is for real. The buying, selling, and signing of contracts is not OK for you this week.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Virgo, you seem confused, like the world just ended and you're wandering in circles thinking, what the fuck? You look disoriented, like a chunk of the sky came dislodged and whacked you on the head. Of course, the world, though possibly in its final throes, hasn't ended yet. And the sky looks OK too.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Libra, you can approach your life with your head this week, or you can come at it with your heart, but you just can't employ both. If you do, you will look like one of those damn unbalanced Libras and you will embarrass your sign and contribute to a worsening of your reputation. Trust us.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You look wiped out, Scorpio. You look like the power struggles you've been engaged in have gotten the best of you and you've become resigned to being resigned. That's no way for a spunky chicken like you to go out! Take a risk, change it up, do something different! The old ways aren't working no more.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

This week, Sagittarius, let your own personal history books – or herstory, for the ladies – be your guide. Your life has taught you a heck of a lot – why not put what you learned in the school of hard knocks to use? It will ground the great surges of optimism we see coming your way.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

It's all about your intentions this week, Capricorn. Your intentions are powerful, and the know-it-alls at Psychic Dream, Inc. believe you should direct your purposeful energy toward new investments. And please, do it with your eyes closed. Seriously. For a control sign like yourself, it's the radical shift that's needed.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Aquarius, you're not known for being stuck in the past. However, since you are known for being weird, we won't be too surprised at your reluctance to abandon your tired old ways this week. Now would be a great moment to make a shift, but we see a heavy dependence on routine and a dedication to freaking yourself out prevailing.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Your instructions this week, Pisces, while perhaps emotionally challenging, are pretty simple: Communicate honestly with someone you trust. You've got to talk, you've got to be real, and you've got to share it with someone who loves you. It'll help you stay grounded in the face of the turmoil coming at you, so do it.

Michelle Tea and Jessica Lanyadoo

Award-winning writer Michelle Tea and intuitive counselor Jessica Lanyadoo have been fraternizing with fate together for the past seven years. Call Lanyadoo for an astrology or tarot reading at (415) 336-8354. Write to Double Team at lovedoubleteam@hotmail.com.