Feb. 1521ARIESMarch 21April 19 Shyness is nice, Aries. But, as Morrissey sang, shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to. We don't know of any comparable Smiths lyrics to summarize how anxiety could prevent you from taking cool risks, but it could. Shake yourself out of any shyness- or anxiety-induced paralysis. TAURUSApril 20May 20 Taurus, now is the time to start busting your ass to make the changes you've been dying to make in your relationships or, really, in any area of your life where you're personally invested. Springtime promises to be chock-full of surprising shifts and turns; we suggest you start creating some positive foundations for your future. GEMINIMay 21June 21 Are you going to be yourself this week, Gemini? Or are you going to be some less-than-authentic version of yourself, someone you think others in your life would prefer you to be? Though the urge to be all things to all people may feel strong right now, the universe totally supports you being nobody but your perfectly imperfect self. CANCERJune 22July 22 It's a confusing week for you, Cancer. But that doesn't mean it's not an important week too. No siree, all psychic signs point to the next seven days being pretty monumental for the crabs. If you humbly accept that you're totally out of control of your surroundings, you'll get the most out of them. LEOJuly 23Aug. 22 Leo, it's like your life is a big tree. And a hurricane has come to shake up all your lovely branches. Do yourself a favor don't try to control the movement. Just hope with your famously large heart that all that shakin' has scattered some seeds, from which some excellent new saplings will take root. Not to be a hippie about it. VIRGOAug. 23Sept. 22 Virgo, we see you wishing that there was a bit more positivity in your sphere. Some good vibes and whatnot. But you're acting like you don't have it in you to dredge up the required brightness. If you're looking for change, try bathing the things you care about in supple rays of optimism. LIBRASept. 23Oct 22 Libra, we want you to love your favorite person or peoples as much as you can. "No problem!" say the Libras. But how about this: You gotta love yourself as much as the folks you're writing all those love poems for, OK? Spend some time doing whatever your significant other doesn't like to do alone. SCORPIOOct. 23Nov. 21 Scorpio, we see you putting a lot of energy into shit that might actually pan out. And that's great! That's what you're supposed to be doing. Not even we, your Psychic Eyes, can tell you if everything will go your way but do what you gotta do, regardless of the outcome. SAGITTARIUSNov. 22Dec. 21 OK, Sagittarius: You're a big frigging smarty pants. You're King of the Know-It-Alls, and everybody is aware of your genius. Seriously! But despite your stellar savoir-faire, it looks like you've taken on a bit more than you can actually handle. Set aside some time to redistribute your load. CAPRICORNDec. 22Jan.19 You've worked so darn hard to get to the place where you actually allow yourself to be yourself, Capricorn. Now, do that fabulous self a favor and take some personal risks. Invest in your wildest, craziest dreams, and not some oh-so-practical, cut-rate, Wal-Mart version of your future. AQUARIUSJan. 20Feb. 18 Oh, Aquarius. It's so deep. Your life! We see that you're struggling on some very real levels to get a better handle on your emotional baggage. We're just so happy you've acknowledged you have some, enlightened one. Now try to figure out how it operates in your actual life. PISCESFeb. 19March 20 Pisces, we're concerned. Don't you have a killer headache? You've been banging your skull on that one stupid wall, and still it just won't give. This is not a good week to try to change the world, fishy. Instead, ground into your body and discover what needs to change in you. *
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