Who will take on the banks? asks Columnist Robert Scheer. Will Durst reports on the slap happy Democrats.
B3 note: Columnist Robert Scheer asked the correct question in his Jan. 23 op ed piece in the San Francisco Chronicle: "Who will take on the banks?" He noted that Clinton, Obama, and Edwards "lamely attempted to deal with the dire consequences of the banking meltdown without confronting the banks. They made all the proper concerned noises about millions of folks losing their retirement savings and homes, but none was willing to say what Kucinich would have: Bankers are crooks who will steal from the public unless the government holds them responsible."
Scheer rightly noted that deregulation became "the mantra covering corporate theft in both Republican and Democratic administrations, and it is amazing that not one of her interlocutors adt the South Carolina debate asked Hillary Clinton about her husband's signing of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act of l999, which permitted banks, stockbrokers and insurance companies to merge, overturning one of the major regulatory achievements of the New Deal." So who will take on the banks that brought on the mortgage crisis? B3 note: It is to the Chronicle's credit that they run Scheer's excellent political column, the column that was too liberal for the Los Angeles Times.
Meanwhile, Will Durst takes on the slap happy Democrats.
DEMOCRATIC SLAP FIGHT
By Will Durst
It’s like seeing an old friend. More exciting than
skydiving strippers with dissolving chutes. Having the Democrats revert to the famous fractious form they sported in the bad old days of the loonie left, I mean. Scratching at each other’s eyes like drowning meth addicts scrabbling for the last piece of driftwood visible on a heaving horizon. Kind of comforting to see them finally back to eating their young. A 60s dream. All the joys of an acid flashback with none of the messy chromosome damage.
For a while, they managed to throttle their self-
destructive tendencies and maintain the flimsy facade
of semi- civilization, what with the whole winning of
Congress dealie thing a couple years ago. But right
when you thought they might permanently shed their
propensity to commit ritual seppuku in public, their
two top Presidential Candidates dug deep into the
communal Party storage shed, pulled the Circular
Firing Squad Machine out from under the purple paisley
poncho and began shooting each other’s knees off at
the very first sight of a blinking red camera light.
And yes, I’m talking about the most recent televised
debate, or more accurately, candidate slap fight, that
preceded this weekend’s South Carolina Primary. What
some are calling “the Gurgle in Myrtle.” Admittedly,
that “some” consists mostly of me. But everyone does
heartily agree it was a slam- bang Smack Down with
gloves removed and swinging roundhouses weighted with
brass knuckles and clenched rolls of Sacagawea
dollars.
First Hillary Clinton accused Barack Obama of saying
nice things about Ronald Reagan, which is the most
heinous sin a Democrat could commit outside of peeing
on George Bush if he were on fire. Uncle Ron will
neither be forgotten, nor forgiven for busting a cap
into the electoral backside of Saint Jimmy thereby
plunging the Democratic Party into 12 years of
wandering in the wilderness of irrelevance. Flashing
an unknown mettle by responding in kind, the Junior
Senator from Illinois indicted Her Hillaryness for
serving on the corporate board of Wal- Mart, which for
any liberal worth their ACLU card, is like getting
sprayed with a fine patina of evil anti- union juice.
The two studiously ignored John Edwards like he was a
chip in the paint on the side of the limo that drove
them from the airport where their private jets idled
ready to take them to another city in a more important
state as soon as their face time was through here. But
the Not- So- Bashful- Breck- Boy shouldered his way
into the prime time act by kicking whichever of the
two front- runners he deemed to be down at the time.
This guy is such an opportunist, I wouldn’t be
surprised to find he has finagled the rights to a
series of snowball kiosks in hell. It’s on thing to be
a lawyer. It’s another thing to always act like one.
All this went down on the same day our country
celebrated the birthday of Martin Luther King Jr. You
know, the guy known for his big non- violence agenda?
This is how we honor the man who sacrificed his life
to preach peace and civility? Thank god there’s no
holiday to celebrate the birth of Gandhi, or they
might go on national television and beat each other
into submission with baseball bats fashioned out of
raw beef. Stay tuned, because it’s only a matter of
time before something just as wacky goes down.
Comic, actor, writer, Will Durst, blames the writer’s
strike for all of this.
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Comments (1)
To B3 From The Aging Hippie
Can we talk about the economy for a few paragraphs?
Too little, too late the Whitehouse is talking about giving some money back to the poor and middle class. They’re only doing this because capitalist predatory practices are now backfiring, cutting into their profits.
The profit takers have slowly but surly killed the bottom of the economic food chain. Now the financial nourishment percentage they desire is not flowing up to them as planed.
I have been writing for years about the disaster that a trickle down economy will create when the rich finally end up with all the money and no one to buy their junk.
Conservative administrations always tout the strong economy that exists when they are in power. Of course, they mean that it is robust for all their buddies who make hundreds of thousands a year. Everyone else is struggling.
It is easy to appreciate an economy where you get a dollar every time a working person starts their car, or turns on a light or uses their credit card. It is a bit more depressing if you have to pay the bill for that fuel, electricity or toothpaste from a deflated salary.
The wealthy have lived for years without being inconvenienced in their bank accounts by the low wages paid to most workers in this country. Somehow, the workers have been able to spend enough money to give the capitalists their profits. But more and more of the money that common people are spending is borrowed, because of diminishing salaries and wages in this country.
Well, guess what? The wealthy minority just got a little glimpse of what it is like to be in the red for a change. If for no other reason than to wake up the rich, the housing loan “crisis” is a good thing. What are they going to do when no one has any money to buy their cheap stuff and pay loans and credit card debt?
For a democratic and vigorous economy to exist, money must flow through the poor and middle classes, or else we are back to the feudal system of the “old country” that we left in order to create democratic America.
The first American Revolution in 1776 happened because of exactly what is going on in this country right now, today, in 2008. Taxation without representation and a feudal system; we call it capitalism, which has produced a greedy indulgent class and a lower class in hopeless servitude who work for them.
Our founding fathers were by far the most insightful government leaders this world has ever known. Our constitution and bill of rights are the best foundations for a peaceful and profitable population on this earth. But we are not following the leadership of great men right now.
The formulative idea of democracy is that whatever is best for the majority of the people will be better for everyone in the long run. Greedy people say, “To hell with that! I’m getting everything I want now and let everyone else suffer the consequences.” That is poor fiscal planning for this country and the world.
Perhaps that mentality was acceptable when we lived in a kill-or-be-killed jungle. Now, cooperation among people is more responsible and even more expedient. Allowing the working class to flourish is not just a moral issue, though it is that, it is also a common sense answer to a number of problems in our society.
Until the Constitution of the United States and The Bill of Rights were written, all previous governments were created as a means to control people and resources under the power of a few leaders or kings. The idea of American Democracy was a unique and inspired concept.
Giving the populous control over their own lives and a role in their own governing was genius, not merely as a benevolent concept, but as a practical solution to the continual revolutions and wars that had raged for millennia over man’s basic desire to be free. Here was the true answer to human rebellion. Give mankind no reason to rebel. Give mankind its Freedom.
The economy of human society is like a food chain. There are predators and prey.
The present U.S. economic practice of giving all the advantage to the wealthy and ignoring the needs of the poor and middle class--the trickle down economy--is destructive to maintaining a democracy. It is very effective in creating unrest and revolution.
It makes more democratic sense to have all money enter the economy through the bottom of the economic food chain. In nature, the nutrients for the entire food chain enter members of the chain from the bottom, thereby nourishing all creatures upward and giving them a purpose to live. They live, they succeed as creations, and then die as food for the stronger and/or greedier.
Not everyone wants to become, nor are they capable of being, a capitalist. They just want to live a productive life.
Trickle-down economy works like this:
Give a dollar to a rich man, and most of goes into entitlements and foreign luxuries. Only a small percentage goes back into The System.
Give a poor man a dollar, and it all goes right back into the system. Don’t worry, rich people, it will be back in your pocket by tomorrow night.
John McCleary, author of The Hippie Dictionary
From his next book, Common Sense Again
Posted by John McCleary | January 31, 2008 04:26 PM