By Justin Juul
So I ran into this really interesting guy at the One Year Anniversary of The Mission Indie Mart at 12 Galaxies the other day…
SFBG: Hey, aren’t you the guy who hangs out on the corner of Market and Sixth with the sign? I pass you everyday on my way to work. What’s your name?
Frank Chu: Yeah, I protest down there. My name is Frank Chu and I was published by the San Jose Mercury news with Dan Greene and also with Tom Brokaw on NBC Nightly News. I was also filmed by some populations of The 12 Galaxies. They are guilty with Bush and Cheney, which gives you a sense of the millions of populations I’m dealing with.
SFBG: Nice! So do you hang out here at The 12 Galaxies a lot?
Chu: Yes. I was a TV Star and a movie star, so they named the nightclub after me. They call it 12 Galaxies and they give me complimentary drinks and free admission to events. So I didn’t have to pay when I met Mark Hamill from Star Wars. I also met Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, and Dennis Kucinich. I told them about my campaign.
SFBG: What’s your campaign about?
Chu: Well, it’s about rocket societies, flying saucers, and space vacations.
SFBG: I don’t get it. How does that all tie in together?
Chu: It’s about the 12 Galaxies that are friends with the White House who are guilty of attempts of murdering the other thousand galaxies.
SFBG: Oh, I see. Your campaign is about aliens and stuff then. I always thought you were one of those God people.
Chu: Well, the 12 Galaxies are advanced populations. They are more advanced than humans and they are friends with The Bush and The Clinton.
SFBG: Are they friends with Barack Obama too?
Chu: He’s probably one of their enemies.
SFBG: What about McCain?
Chu: McCain is guilty of embezzling my money from when I was a movie star and a TV star. Channel 7 and Channel 5 and Channel 4 all know this about him. I’m trying to get the impeachments in Washington DC going. I need them to know that I never got paid for being a movie star and a TV star.
SFBG: That sucks. Can you walk us through your sign there? What exactly does it mean?
Chu: Oh, sure. At the top you have the former governor who is involved with The George Washingtons and the The Thomas Jeffersons, and The Clintons. All of these people are involved with the 12 Galaxies that are guilty of attempting murder cases on billions of galaxies.
SFBG: I see.
Chu: NBC news covered the other populations and the other societies, like the Stratrodrenol society you see here on the sign.
SFBG: I’ve never heard of them before.
Chu: They’re an advanced society. They build rocket stations and go on space vacations. The rest of the sign is about advanced populations and other galaxies. I’m trying to get it all to Washington DC in 2009.
SFBG: Wow, How long have you been doing this?
Chu: I’ve been doing this for over 20 years because they never paid me for being a movie star. The CIA embezzled the money.
SFBG: What movie were you in?
Chu: I was in a movie called The Richest Family because my dad was the emperor of China. The movie was filmed during the Bush/Cleveland administration. It was filmed by the CIA with hidden cameras.
SFBG: I never saw it, but good luck getting your money.
Chu: Thanks. It was nice to meet you.
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Comments (4)
Should someone who doesn't know the basics about one of the most prolific people in this city be blogging about it?
Should someone who is a 'reporter' for said local paper be writing when they've never thought to google the phrase that they 'see every day on Market and 6th'?
Wikipedia has you scooped by light-years.
Next, you'll hopefully explain what that big red bridge is called...
Posted by mcas | May 1, 2008 12:53 AM
@ mcas: at least they published your comment. too cowardly too publish what i left last nite after this rookie piece of garbage post made its way into my reader.
Editors,
seriously, this is offensive to anyone who has met, seen, or talked to Frank. he is a nice fellow and folks like the writer of this article should be ashamed for sensationalizing him and MAKING UP phrases that Frank would never say such as: "flying saucers, and space vacations." what a rookie move.
if you'd like to learn how to write an article, respectfully about Frank...maybe start with this: http://whatimseeing.com/2007/11/letter-to-frank-chu.html
regards,
Plug1 (on behalf of my friend Frank Chu)
Posted by plug1 | May 1, 2008 06:49 AM
and pls take that colorized green faced pic down.
seriously.
a quick google/flickr image search would serve you well.
Posted by plug1 | May 1, 2008 06:55 AM
Sorry guys. I didn’t think a thoroughly researched character profile on Mr. Chu was necessary because, as you mentioned, everyone already knows who he is. I included a link to Mr Chu’s Wikipedia entry so people could read his back-story if they weren’t familiar with it.
I really wasn’t trying to offend anyone or to disrespect Mr. Chu. I just asked him questions and wrote down what he said. Everything he talked about had to do with space vacations, rocket societies, the CIA, and money. Is that my fault?
Posted by Justin | May 1, 2008 09:47 AM