By Jeremy Spitz
If I were Christopher Ablett -- who police say shot Frisco Hells Angels head Mark “Papa” Guardado on Sept. 2 in the Mission District -- I would seriously consider turning myself in to the police. If the 1500-2000 grieving bikers with their mile long chrome and leather procession didn’t send a clear enough message then surely the three pipe bombs detonated early this morning at the San Jose home of Mongols leader Robert Rios must have gotten their point across.
There is no proof that the Hells Angels were responsible for the attack, but if I were Ablett I would feel a lot safer in custody than facing retribution from the “filthy few,” the club’s fabled death-squad. No one was hurt when the bombs went off around 4 a.m. this morning, but authorities have begun to express fear that the attack may herald an “all out war” between the rival clubs.
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Comments (9)
Filty Few only mean they've killed for the club, it's not a hit squad. Also its a lot more dangerous in jail then the streets.
Posted by duh | September 19, 2008 09:47 AM
Probably the best way for Christopher Ablett to avoid being killed by the "filthy few" is to disguise himself. I would suggest he wear a pink spiked mohawk, pink leather thigh highs with 9 inch spiked heels, a pink jock strap and hide out in the Castro. Of course he'll have to sell his tail for burritos to make it all seem kosher. If you do happen to read this, Christopher, don't forget the 6 inch false eyelashes and the glitter eye shadow.
Posted by fuzzy | September 19, 2008 10:41 AM
Oh no, fuzzy! they'll think that I'm him then! Lemme tell you, these false eyebrows are like a jail unto themselves!
Posted by Marke B. | September 19, 2008 08:12 PM
H A's already got him... that's why the pigs can't find him. and lemme tell ya. they're gonna get a lot more before it's all said and done!
Posted by RJ | September 20, 2008 06:48 PM
I think its great that there is a club especially for mongoloids, however has anyone checked into whether it is really safe for them to be riding motorcycles? I'm all for rights for handicapped people, I love to see the goofy bastards working at mcdonald's and so forth, but having a large group of them riding motorcycles together seems a little dangerous to me. Does the state of california actually give them motorcycle license endorsements? Also what is the deal with the hells angels starting fights with these guys? just leave them alone already, as if they don't have enough challenges already.
Posted by Dwight | September 22, 2008 11:40 AM
I'm from Modesto and Ablett was legendary for his skateboarding gang called Helltown. Nobody within 30 miles of us would even consider messing with him or anyone who knew him. That was a ways back, but I still remember. I'm not saying he can stand up to 1000 Hell's Angels, but the guy is a myth from the late 80's and early 90's of the Central Valley.
Posted by Dude | September 29, 2008 05:07 PM
Albett can't be safe anywhere its a RED&WHITE WORLD!!
Posted by irish187 | October 5, 2008 06:43 PM
Well I never thought anyone I terrorized curbs and street terrain would do anything of the sort. The boy can definitely hold his own, but dayum he dun put himself in a bad predicament. Angels are everywhere even behind bars. Hardcore bra! Straight up nucking futts!!!
Posted by tales from the hunch | October 7, 2008 01:25 PM
THIS COMMENT IS FOR "DUDE" REGARDING WHAT HE WROTE ABOUT HELLTOWN. FIRST OF ALL BEING ONE OF THE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF HELLTOWN,WE ARE NOT A GANG. HELLTOWN DID NOT BY ANY MEANS BELONG TO CHRIS. IF YOU SLIGHTLY KNOW WHO WE ARE THEN YOU KNOW WHO I AM BY MY INITIALS "HTB". UNLIKE CHRIS I'M NOT IN JAIL. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER DISPUTES OVER WHAT HELLTOWN IS ABOUT I AM AVAILABLE. JUST ASK AND SOMEBODY WILL DIRECT YOU. FOR THE RECORD WE DON'T SUPPORT WHAT CHRIS HAS DONE OR WHO HE HAS CHOSEN TO RUN WITH.
Posted by HTB | November 18, 2008 11:42 AM