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Welcome to the Guardian's new Pixel Vision blog -- our day-to-day guide to the Bay's best film, art. theatre, food, fashion, cultural, and goodness-knows-what-all happenings. If you're a bleeding heart liberal like us, you'll want to check back here often for the most organic, free range, fair trade, meatless news and views about our fair City's goings-ons. But hey, we can't tell you what to do -- we're not the government... yet. We just want to get the word out that you don't have to waste much blood-for-oil fossil fuel or tap Big Pharma to get a healthy dose of culture -- it's all right here under your unbobbed nose. Cheers!

First off, what the frig’s up with Schwarzenegger’s hair? It’s like all day-glo puke-brown and shit. It looks like someone yodelled beef stew on his coif. Just sayin’.… Secondly, the Alternative Press Expo may have come and gone, but curator-cartoonist Justin Hall’s double whammy of gallery shows, featuring classic queer cartoonists at one and hot-hot Bay Area doodlers at the other, are still going strong -- and you should really check ‘em out.

Cool stuff from Lark Pien, at "APE$#!T"

“No Straight Lines” is at the Cartoon Art Museum, and it’s a mad dash through all the wacky, wonderful gay comics we wymynhandled when we were younger. Alison Bechdel of Dykes To Watch Out For and Howard Cruse of Wendel get a spotlight, and there’s even a vitrine full of the complete Gay Comix series. We’re finally under glass -- eek The whole thing’s a wayback freakout for those of us who huddled under the blankets with such things, and actually brought a tear to my one good eye about how actually great (and, alas, perhaps, topical) the stuff still looks. The show benefits the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

“APE$#!T” is Hall’s collaboration with Bay wunderkind Jesse Reklaw, at Space 743 in S.F., and features some of my ultrafaves – Lark Pien, Paul Madonna, Mats!?, Hsaio-chen Tsai, and others, as well as Hall and Reklaw themselves. Hall’s gotten pretty famous for his “True Travel Tales” and “Glamazonia” comics (I wrote about him last year here) and my bf has a yummy Reklaw hanging in his bedroom, so please buy more of his stuff so the value goes up. Mama needs some rent, baby. Just kidding.