America's Next Top Supervisor

Eleven began the competition, but after last week's spectacular fiasco involving Ross Mirkarimi and a ring-tailed lemur, only five finalists are left to face our panel of sublebrity judges, who reviewed their looks, poise, style, and grace during a session of drunken Googling (Droogling). Which one will receive a $100 modeling contract with Board Babes and a seven-slide spread on HuffPo? Who's gonna be on top?

THE JUDGES:

Nicole Markoff of local label Nicacelly (www.nicacelly.com), fashion goddess

Anna Conda of clubs Charlie Horse (myspace.com/charliehorsecinch) and Herr-A-Chick, merciless queen

Marke B. of SFBG, noted closet case

THE HOPEFULS:

MICHELA ALIOTO-PIER

Nicole Oh, you round-the-way girl. Peek-a-boo lacey undergarments haven't looked this good since Jody Watley. As for your slimmed-down bamboo hoops — nice touch! We know you're feeling underground, all gold chains and sweet blue eyes. Represent!

Anna You're a beautiful woman with great eyes and hair, but would a little color — just to break up the funeral gray — kill you?

Marke She's definitely working the "sweet as apple pie," all-American look. But you know that within that pie lurks a coiled python as pink and sweaty as any hot dog, and that's what brought down the auto industry.

CHRIS DALY

Nicole C-Diddy, you're pushing up on some Sarah Palin eyewear, but I'm not hating. I'm feeling your approach and evolution, running from the "Didn't we meet at Pops a couple years ago?" 5 o'clock-smudged hipster through proud beard-papa.

Anna Wha ... hunh? Oh, I'm sorry. Just a little nap.

Marke I thought Chris was really going to blow it on the Bollywood challenge, but he barely edged out Jaslene by last-minute waxing his thighs with some packing tape and break dancing right through the herd of elephants. Who's sari now, Jaslene?

BEVAN DUFTY

Nicole Another daddy! The finest accessory a man can have is a little girl — sweet. The salt-and-pepper is working for me, as are the casual chambray shirts with contrast collar and plackets. Has Huf gotten up on a Politico line inspired by our fine politicians yet?

Anna The plain fact of having a child doesn't open your wardrobe to a crazy mix of all kinds of patterns — or grant forgiveness for just rushing out the door in whatever. May I suggest a strict pattern curfew at two per outfit, and please check your inner soccer mom at the Wal-Mart entrance.

Marke If I told you I accidentally saw him in his underwear once, could I be disqualified and excused? I really need a cosmo.

DAVID CHIU

Nicole David, I trust you. I trust you in those perfectly coordinated ties and slick suits on the 007 tip. Your flyness carries you from Gavin's table to public access — and right to the streets with the likes of your grandmama. Go on with your bad self.

Anna Great use of color and ideas, and you always look great. So there.

Marke A disturbance in the spirit world indicates much turmoil over your hairstyle choices. Great ships moving through the void project new public images daily onto the screen of your deepest desires. The shadow of a hawk passes. Slowly, your look comes together.

SOPHIE MAXWELL

Nicole Takes the cakes! Nuff respect to the lady who wears classic matching vintage jewelry mashed up with hand-painted silk wraps and earthy blazers. Her iconographic California style says this lassie has mad class. This is a Nicacelly lass as far as I'm concerned. I aspire ...

Anna You take risks and chances and they pay off for you — you show how a woman can be herself and shine from the word go.

Marke I am always afraid that I am the smallest goji berry in the world and that she is going to nibble me to nothingness! Then how would I ever find the eightfold path back to my ancestral home in the Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region?

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Who will take home the ultimate prize? Tune in November 2010 for the results!