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By Nicole Gluckstern

For reasons I shall never quite fathom, the majority of the year’s horror films will inevitably be released closer to Christmas than to All Hallows Eve, thwarting my autumnal desire to have the holy bejeebus scared out of me over popcorn and stale nachos. Fortunately for my seasonal predilection, a number of Bay Area theatre companies are staging live performances of creepshow classics, serving up shock, splatter, and suspense -- though probably not nachos – for the rest of October (and beyond).

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Zombie Town

Zombies run amok at the EXIT Theatre! “Zombie Town” and “Zombie: A New Musical”. SF Fringe favorites Sleepwalkers Theatre present “Zombie Town”—”a documentary play”—by Tim Bauer directly across the hall of the EXIT Theatreplex from Anthony R. Miller’s Heavy Metal Zombie musical extravaganza. How can you possible go wrong? Flip a coin, or heck, go two nights in a row. “Zombie Town” ($14-$20) plays through Nov 7, “Zombie: A New Musical” ($15) will close Halloween Night. It’s Zombieriffic! EXIT Theatre, 8 p.m., 156 Eddy, SF, www.sffringe.org.

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Brain-Dead Alive

Primitive Screwheads: “Brain-Dead Alive.” Wear your oldest clothes to this performance, the Primitive Screwheads are firm believers in blood, lots and lots of blood. Buckets of it. All over the place, themselves, you. It’s a beautiful thing. This year’s adaptation of Peter Jackson’s “Dead Alive” promises blood, flying limbs, horror, hilarity, more blood, and a bonus lineup of spooky opening bands, including a rare performance by Fringe Festival favorites and “Mortified” house band LIVE EVIL who play on Halloween Night. Now that’s entertainment! Through October 31, 7:30 p.m., Great Star Theatre, 636 Jackson, SF, $20, www.primitivescrewheads.com.

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The Torture Garden

Thrillpeddler’s Shocktoberfest: “The Torture Garden”. Shockingly naturalistic, turn-of-the-previous-century, Grand Guignol theatre was the great-grandparent of slasher flicks and racy peepshow farces, and San Francisco’s premiere Grand Guignol devotees, the Thrillpeddlers, have been dishing up both every Halloween for ten years strong. This year they’re presenting a brand new translation of Grand Guignol master playwright Andre de Lorde’s “The Torture Garden,” plus another modern original, “The Phantom Limb,” penned by Thrillpeddler’s regular Rob O’Keefe. An up close and all too personal intermission demonstration of their working model of an 18’th century guillotine will give you more bang for your buck than any snoozy Friday the Thirteenth marathon ever will. Thursdays and Fridays through Nov 20. 8 p.m. The Hypnodrome, 575 10th St, SF. $25, www.thrillpeddlers.com

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Speaking of blood, not to mention Fringe Festival favorites, “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Musical” is enjoying a run across at the Willows Campbell Theatre, in Martinez, who are allowing them the privilege of a “Splatterzone” and everything. Not an adaptation of the movie so much as a fictional examination of the origin of real life Leatherface prototype Ed Gein, TCM promises not to get all bogged down in boring history, but rather revel in the bloody-minded inappropriateness of it all. All this, plus showtunes! Through October 31, 8 p.m., Willows Campbell Theatre, 636 Ward, Martinez, $25-$30, (925) 798-1300, www.texaschainsawmusical.com.

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Remember “Tales from the Darkside”? The Dark Room Theatre’s “Tales from the Dark Room” may lack the foreboding voiceover (“the dark side is always there, waiting for us to enter, waiting to enter us…”) but the set-up, two dark tales per evening plus “commercial breaks,” is one familiar to fans of both the tv show and of the Dark Room. Featuring a slew of local talent, some creepy surprises, and (as always) some of the best black box theatre sound design around. Still no nachos, though, dammit. Through October 24, 8 p.m., The Dark Room, 2263 Mission, SF, $20, www.darkroomsf.com.

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And on the subject of black boxes, Trevor Allen’s Black Box Theatre is finally premiering his long-anticipated re-imagining of Frankenstein: “The Creature.” Directed by Cutting Ball’s Rob Melrose, designed by a top-notch team of local theatre professionals, and starring veteran Bay Area actor James Carpenter, this timeless fable told through the eyes of the perennial outsider will doubtlessly prove the most artistically accomplished of this season’s creature features. Over three years in development, it seems a shame that it’s only scheduled for a three-week run—but that’s all the more reason to catch it while you can. October 23-November 7, 8 p.m., The Thick House, 1695 18th St, SF, $20-$30, www.thickhouse.org, www.blackboxtheatre.com.

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Horrifyingly hot: Barbarella

Attack of the Killer B Movies: “Barbarella” (through Nov 7). You’re too late to see the first installment of this year’s Foulplay presentation: “Blue Velvet,” and the second, “Bride of Frankenstein”—staged in living black-and-white. When I saw “Bride,” the tech nerd in me thrilled to see such creative use of white light, green greasepaint, shadow play, Balinese-style shadow puppets, strobes, and a real Jacob’s Ladder along with some really standout characters including the eeeeeevil Dr. Pretorius (Jim Jeske), suspicious housemaid Minnie (Gerri Lawlor), and the misunderstood monster in search of a bride (Fennel Skellyman. No, really). Don’t miss out when “Barbarella” hits the boards this weekend, a monster of an entirely different lurex stripe. Stagewerx, 8 p.m., 533 Sutter, SF, $25, www.stagewerx.org, www.foulplaysf.com.

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Actually, the Willows has nachos. Sometimes. And great drinks with names like "Dirty Little Sergeant", "Very Bloody Mary", and "Chainsaw Juice". Hiccup. Just cover your martini in the Splatter Zone and enjoy a romping good time!

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