November 17, 2009

star.gif Trash Lit: 'Nine Dragons' is trustworthy

Editors note: Bay Guardian Executive Editor Tim Redmond has a bad 30-year addiction to mystery/crime/thriller books. He's decided that he might as well put this terrible habit to productive use by writing about these sometimes awful, sometimes entertaining and -- on rare occasion -- significant works of mass-market literature. Read his last installment here.

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Nine Dragons
Michael Connelly
Little, Brow;, 374 pages, $27.99)

By Tim Redmond

Harry Bosch, Michael Connelly's fictional detective, is the best continuing-series character in the genre (well, there's Spenser, but he's a special case). Bosch lives in L.A., where he's a cop. He's a little bit tortured -- what can you say about a guy named Bosch whose dad thought it would be funny to name him Hieronymous? -- but not so bent that it takes over the storyline.

And there's always a good storyline. Connelly, a former newspaper reporter, knows how to work the real world into top-fight fiction, and his books give you a great feel both for the seedy side of Los Angeles and the world of a police detective. He doesn't glorify cops -- they come with plenty of warts, and some of them are sleazebags and some are thugs and some are crooks. And he doesn't make violence seem anything but ugly, pathetic and painful.

Nine Dragons takes on a scene that Connelly doesn't know that well -- Chinese gangs and the Hong Kong underworld -- but instead of pretending to be an expert, he works his learning curve into his hero's head. Bosch, after all these years, has never quite recovered from his time as a tunnel rat in Vietnam, and is painfully nervous that his attitude toward Asians remains colored by that experience. From the first chapter, he's having trouble with his partner, Detective Chu, someone he desperately needs but can't entirely trust.

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star.gif Need a "Twilight" burger to go with your "Twilight" car?

By Cheryl Eddy

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Twilight perfume: smells like money.

OF COURSE YOU DO!
There are plenty of logical forces at work here (Nordstrom, where many teenage girls happen to shop, is unleashing an entire New Moon-inspired clothing line.) But this vampire business is too hugely profitable to obey the laws of logic. Without further ado, I present the top three most inane tie-ins for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. (Know more? Do tell in the comments!!)

1) Burger King's New Moon campaign offers up such delights as the "Fan Pack," which, with the purchase of a "six-pack BK Burger Shots Value Meal" offers "collectible cards featuring stunning imagery from the film." They'll also be putting out a limited-edition New Moon version of their (famous?) cardboard crown. So what if vampires don't...eat?

2) The Volvo commercial. So cringeworthy. Please enjoy at your own risk.

3) Twilight Barbies. (With realistic vacant-face Bella and sparkly-skin Edward!)
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon opens Fri/20, like, everywhere.

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star.gif Shock and style roll out at the SF Bike Expo

By Caitlin Donohue

I make it a point to spend quailty time with my bike- you know, the daily commute/traffic battles, satisfying slogs up to Alamo Square Park, maybe an ill-advised wobble back from happy hour every now and then. But no matter how much qt they get with their parents, kids still need social time with their peer group.

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Andrew Taylor, host of the SF BIke Expo's dirt jump competition, gets high on the prettest darn bike I've ever seen

So because I love her, I’m making a play date for my bike with the San Francisco Bike Expo. The day-long event will be jam packed with kids that ride their bikes even more than I do- there’s a BMX stunt competition and a mountain bike dirt jump contest that seeks to replicate the pants-wetting good times of Evil Knievel’s Cow Palace appearance nearly 40 years ago. Plus, there will be a track stand show down, which is awesome if you’ve never seen a guy on a fixed gear stop for a traffic light (possible).

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star.gif OMG! "New Moon" actors speak! (And growl?)

By Louis Peitzman

When it comes to the actors in the Twilight franchise, Kellan Lutz puts it best: “We didn’t quite know what we were getting ourselves into.”
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Not pictured: Kellan Lutz or Ashley Greene.

To be fair, Lutz — who plays beefcake vampire Emmett Cullen — was referring to the change in directors between films. After Catherine Hardwicke’s succinctly titled Twilight (2008), Chris Weitz took over for — brace yourself — The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

“We didn’t know, switching directors, if they were going to embrace us,” co-star Ashley Greene elaborates.

But Lutz’ comment could be applied to Twilight as a whole. This is a series that has consistently defied expectations, from the absurdly popular books to the fandom of the film series. When I participated in a recent roundtable interview with Lutz and Greene, both noted that they’re not exactly the stars of New Moon. Still, they’re part of the Twilight machine and thus, just as likely to get mauled by fans wearing plastic fangs.

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star.gif Appetite: Dog drinks, cheesy prom spirit, pine nut tarts, and more

Every week, Virginia Miller of personalized itinerary service and monthly food, drink, and travel newsletter, www.theperfectspotsf.com, shares foodie news, events, and deals. View the last installment here.

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Come drink up at Heaven's Dog

Heaven's Dog $5 drinks during November
There's only a couple weeks left to sip Heaven's Dog's cocktails for a mere $5. Any regular knows this is a steal for artisan, high-quality cocktails from a revolving list of specials... it could be Satan's Whiskers (a gin, sweet and dry vermouth, orange concoction) or a Tiger's Milk No. II (Spanish brandy, rum, sugar, cream, and nutmeg). By the way, it's still worth coming at full price.
Through Dec. 1, 4:30-6:30pm, Mon-Fri
1160 Mission, SF
415-863-6008

www.heavensdog.com

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A view from St. George's

11/21 - St. George Spirits Holiday Open House “A Winter Wonderland” - prom wear recommended!
Pull out your crazy, cheesy prom wear for a holiday open house at our beloved local distillery, St. George. If you've ever been to a St. George party, you know they're a crazy bunch who rock out with attitude, music and world class spirits... all in a former naval air station hangar. With live music by John Clarke and Farewell Typewriter, take in distillation demos, photo booth, cocktail sipping and food from many of La Cocina's best (like Estrellitas Snacks, Botanas Felicitas, Kika’s Treats, Neo Cocoa), as well as El Huarache Loco, Pacific Fine Foods, Gelateria Naia and Recchiuti Confections. St. George does one better with a Cali Party Bus, transporting people for free from West Oakland Bart station 12:30-5pm (to and from the distillery every half hour), with stops at the Alameda Ferry Terminal around 1:30 and 4:05pm.
1-6pm
$40 advance/$50 at door
2601 Monarch, Alameda
510-864-0635

www.stgeorgespirits.com

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A course from Chef Axelrod

11/22 - Navarro Winery Harvest Dinner
California Table Sunday Supper throws a Sunday Supper Series from Chefs Liz Bills and Melissa Axelrod (who's dinners I wrote about in an August The Perfect Spot issue), this time teaming with Sarah Bennett of Anderson Valley’s Navarro winery. Celebrating the end of harvest season with five to six Navarro wines (including some new releases) and a five-course meal from Bills and Axelrod. Yes, it's a 'pop-up dinner', warm, communal and unique, like a friend's dinner party but held in a Mexican cantina down a charming FiDi alley. The menu includes risotto cooked in a parmesan broth with Bellwether Farms Crescenza & wild mushrooms, slow-roasted leg of Sonoma lamb rubbed with lavender and honey, and a pine nut tart with baked apple ice cream.
11/22, 5pm, $85 (all inclusive)
Mercedes Hair of the Dog Cantina, 653 Commercial, SF
http://californiatable.net/events/index.html
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/88196

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star.gif Street Threads: Look of the Day

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today's Look: Megan, Stockton and Green

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Tell us about your look: "It's all Louis Vuitton and I'm loving leggings right now!"

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November 16, 2009

star.gif Dive In: A case of the Mondays

Bar reviewer Kristen Haney seeks to separate hipster wannabes from real-life dives in this weekly column. Check out her last installment here.

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Mondays, frequently described as manic or met with a response of expletives, are seldom associated with happy thoughts of relaxation and general joviality. But it doesn’t have to be like that. A number of bars are doing their best to help you banish that beginning of the week gloom and give Mondays a better name. These are the best dives to grab a drink at the start of your week, when that first workday has you already asking, “is it Friday yet?”

The Saloon

This bar is older than dirt and looks the part. It may smell like piss, but no one will notice you reek of hangover from your previous weekend of debauchery, and neither will you after a few of their stiff drinks. If you can bear to part with your dear old friend Abe, hand over $5 on Mondays to drink away your blues to the sound of the blues and jazz band that plays.

1232 Grant, SF.
(415) 989-7666

Pop’s Bar

Let the bright neon glow of the sign outside transfix your eyeballs as your feet carry you into Pop’s for free Monday-night bacon. No, really. After bringing home the bacon, you can enjoy some real fried pork fat for free. You can even take your new bacon friend over to the graffiti covered photo booth and ham it up for a few snapshots. Just make sure to avoid the judgmental looks of the other patrons, who’d rather discuss sustainability and Bukowski poems with their pork pals.

2800 24th St, SF
(415) 401-7677

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November 13, 2009

star.gif Throwbacks need not attack

By Spencer Young

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Detail from collage by Bjorn Copeland at Jack Hanley Gallery. All photos by Spencer Young.

Black Dice member and visual artist Bjorn Copeland is currently showing a collage of found objects at Jack Hanley Gallery. “Hope It Works” is akin to the nauseating aesthetic of electronic collagists Paper Rad and Dan Deacon. The origins of this aesthetic are typically culled from the prepubescent technologies and pop culture of the 1980s and 1990s: cassette tapes, VCRs, CDs, TV, Nintendo, workout machines, leotards, too much hairspray, you name it. It’s nauseating because the color palette of this era was of a disastrous, fluorescent variety; the kind that disseminated through flashing TV sets across America, inducing both seizures and vomit the color of neon rainbows -- a scenario that each of these artists’ music videos tries to hyperactively reenact.


Black Dice, “Kokomo”


Paper Rad, “the peace tape” (music by Extreme Animals)


Dan Deacon, “Ultimate Reality” (video by Jimmy Joe Roche)

While there are interesting differences between each video (Roche’s video at least is more paced, abstract, and artsy), all of them are equivalent to a 14-year-old spending his entire Saturday afternoon stuck in a frenzied, yet lazy, feedback loop of sugary cereals, TV, video games, and masturbation. And while this is hilarious and nostalgic for some (myself included), there are only so many times you can watch these videos before your brain goes numb -- just as there are only so many bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch you can eat before you black out and so much repetitive A and B/ Up and Down button tapping your thumb can take before it blisters and so many hasty, non-lubricated jo sessions you can carry through before your penis falls off.

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star.gif Street Threads: Look of the Day

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today's Look: Maris and Trip the dog, Washington Square Park

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Tell us about your look: "I just moved here and I'm living out of my car right now. This was the outfit I found in my car this morning."

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November 12, 2009

star.gif Best dress of the Bay!

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The Guardian's Adam Michon snapped these shots of the Best dress of the Bay 09, fashioned entirely out of this year's Best of the Bay covers at Urbanity in Berkeley -- winner of "Best Place to Sell the Clothes Off Your Back." Truly, we are flattered! Better yet, it would look great on us! Anybody got a pair of bubblegum-pink pumps?

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Urbanity
1887 Solano, Berk.
(510) 524-7467
www.shopurbanity.com

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