City bidding out Slaytanic goatherding
You might think the Web site of San Francisco's Office of Contract Administration is the wrong place for a reporter to go hunting for story ideas. You're wrong. Look at this gem. The Laguna Honda Hospital is competitively bidding out the task of brush clearing and lawn mowing. But the job won't go to some landscaping outfit you're imagining, one with a truck full of big sweaty guys wearing sleeveless shirts and washing down 7-11 hot dogs with hilariously large refill cups of Mountain Dew. The city wants a professional goatherder to take care of it. Sounds brilliant ecologically, but just reading the bid documents, it was still hard to see it the first time without spitting our afternoon coffee all over the monitor. Do you have several goats available for the city to use, perhaps left over from a failed indie horror flick? Are you looking to make some extra money on the side? Are you prepared to accept that the City and County of San Francisco can't be held responsible if your goats are stolen and/or damaged? Then you're in luck. Here's the description:
7/29/2008 Bid Number/Type: ITSF09000054/MQ SVC-Landscaping/MaintClear brush, shrubs, plants, weeds from 22 acres of property at Laguna Honda Hospital, 375 Laguna Honda Blvd. Clearing must be performed by goats and supervised by goatherders who will stay on site with the goats to monitor cutting activity, moving fences and goats. This price to include all transportation, fencing, monitoring, herders, and all other charges pertaining to proper care and handling of these animals. The city to be held harmless for any loss of goats, theft or otherwise.
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Comments (5)
Every year they clear the brush from the water district's property in Bernal Heights with goats.
All I have to say is, if you're in a position to watch the goats go to work from a cozy backyard (preferably close to refrigerator with sancks and beer), DO IT!
Posted by brendan | August 5, 2008 11:08 AM
They've been doing this for years!
Posted by Josh | August 5, 2008 03:20 PM
They've been doing this for years!
Posted by Josh | August 5, 2008 03:21 PM
You rule, Alison. Thanks for the pic.
Posted by G.W. Schulz | August 6, 2008 11:10 AM
The goats are awesome! They come to the end of the reservoir across the street from my house. Here's a blog post and picture of them a few weeks ago: http://spiritinthecity.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/the-goats-are-here/
Posted by Alison Marks | August 6, 2008 12:29 PM