Calvin Trillin: Pat and Rush on Haiti

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Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh on Haiti

A pact with the Devil's what Robertson says

Has caused folks in Haiti distress.

If they had consulted Pat's Jesus instead,

Tney'd now be a smashing success.

And Rush says Obama's just scoring some points

With all of his darker-skinned backers.

We've alread given to Haiti, Rush says:

Our taxes supported those slackers.

When listening to what the two of them spew,

These theories bizarre and rococo,

It's hard to decide who's racist and mean

And who just needs help 'cause he's loco.

Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet, The Nation (2/08/l0)