Calvin Trillin: The sip heard round the world


He sought to trash the Democrats.

He'd rough then up for sure, but first he

Just had to have a drink.

Poor Rubio was dry and thirsty.


Though pundits say his future's bright,

Whatever life to him may bring,

HIs sobriquet will always be

The senator from Poland Spring.

Calvin Trillin: Deadline Poet: (The Nation 3/11/2013)