When the wind picks up in San Francisco, it's easy to wish that your limbs could transform into glorious wings.You could float, soar, and glide over the city without worry and turn a pesky gust into an ariel springboard. Until the magic bird spell becomes available, us ground-bound humans are left to simulate the free-floating sensation. Dreamy pop seems to be the closest alternative and Saturday's combination of Puro Instinct and John Maus are sure to sweep you right off those tired feet.
"Be horny on your own terms," says the collection of Swedish, female filmmakers behind Dirty Diaries, a series of shorts that fight the porn industry with totally hot, moan-worthy stimulation outside the usual boundaries. Tired of being told what's hot and what's not, these ladies strapped on their cameras and set out to create hardcore, feminist porn on their own terms, from raunchy BDSM and steamy phone sex, to flashing, fisting, and awesome fucking. Read more »
Luscious, overflowing breasts, a shrunken waist and accented hips may not align with today's emaciated super-model physique but the hourglass figure still remains as an undeniably arousing shape. The Victorians were notoriously prude but their super-sexed up version of the modern corset ironically brought attention to all the right assets and it still appeals to modern lust today. This weekend ladies and gents will pay tribute to the iconic garment at Luscious: Elegantly Wasted, the SF Citadel's "celebration of curves" and play party for corset kinks. Read more »
Your wrist is tired, the lube is running low and you've exhausted all your favorite porn; it's been a wonderfully fulfilling four weeks but the last weekend of Masturbation Month has come (pun intended) and it's time to refresh your stash of erotic stimuli. Whether you're lusting for vintage pin-ups or need pure smut to finish off, The Magazine's overflowing shelves are sure to satisfy.
The sun is high and your freezie is melting at a rapid, uncontrollable pace. Somehow a trail of sticky red syrup traces a path from hand to elbow, where it casually drips onto your exposed thigh. You're seven and you don't flinch because in five minutes you'll be treading lake water. It's summer and it's damn hot. Life is simple and sweeter than high fructose corn syrup.Read more »
Sex workers do all kinds of naughty (and very nice) things during work hours, but how these super-sexed individuals spend their down time seems like an alluring mystery. It's fun to assume the sassy stripper wears high heels while vacuuming and doesn't own sweatpants, but these are real people -- and though they deal in dirty, it's time for the Lusty Ladies to reveal their 'clean' secrets.
There is no water cooler. There are no memos. In most cases, sex workers aren't walking into an office on Monday mornings — or even late Saturday nights — to punch in and gab with coworkers about the last shift. Sex work is a umbrella term pertaining to a multitude of professions, including but not limited to prostitution, porn, burlesque, modeling, and stripping. Most sex workers are independent contractors, freelancers, and individuals running their own businesses.Read more »
Bulging thighs pump, shiny parts glimmer and sweaty bodies pedal between the loins of the city. Is Bike To Work Day getting you all hot and bothered, too? Steer the excitement of the bike lane straight into the bedroom and take style notes from the ultimate ride professionals: bike messengers. Read more »
Woman scantily clad and covered in lube is hot enough, but then the bell rings. They slip, they slide, they ride; lady parts will flail again in a tub full of slippery goop this Thursday at El Rio's Go Deep! Lube Wrestling. Read more »
Like Nessie and multiple orgasms, female ejaculation has always had a mystic reputation. Can women really shoot it like the boys? Does it matter? Yes, yes, and oh yes. Start taking notes on when and how with Good Vibrations' newest instructional release, GUSH: The Official Guide to the G-spot and Female Ejaculation. The film premieres today-- Thurs/5 at The Roxie Theater-- meaning lady parts all over the city will begin their training to spray like fountains and squirt their sexual juices high above the sheets. Read more »