Andrea Nemerson

alt.sex.column: Wham bam

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Dear Andrea,

I'm almost 40 and a newlywed. I was a virgin! Unfortunately, sex has not been good for me. His heart races, he sweats. Me? Nothing. No pleasure, no excitement, nothing! I WANT SOME TOO!!! I tried talking to him and we have tried several positions, unfortunately, his favorite missionary position usually hurts. I tend to just give in and pretend I'm enjoying it. I'm hoping you can help or at least lead me to someone who can!

Love,

Desperate Not-A-Housewife

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alt.sex.column: Waiting for ....

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andrea@altsexcolumn.com

Dear Readers:

I was at the San Francisco Sex Information conference recently, where once again there wasn't enough time to cover the intriguing (and frustratingly unavailable) new methods of male contraception lurking, not unlike unejaculated spermatozoa, in the great urethra of scientific research and development.Read more »

alt.sex.column: Straitlaced

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Dear Readers:

We were lately discussing objects and outfits that make you feel sexier and more attractive, as opposed to fetish items, inanimate stuff you're attracted to.Read more »

Understory

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Dear Andrea:

We've been trying to sex up our sex life (we have been married 10 years and yes, things can get a little boring) and among other things I went to Victoria's Secret and bought some not too slutty but certainly sexy underwear, and ... nothing. He just wanted to get them off so we could get down to business. Isn't this the kind of thing men are supposed to like? Now I feel kind of silly for wasting the money and time.

Love,

Not In The Mood

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alt.sex.column: Think Mulder

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Dear Andrea:

My girlfriend and I have been talking about fisting (vaginal). She wants to do it to me. I'm interested, I guess, but it seems kind of impossible. Is it really going to fit? Is there anything I can do that will help? Is it going to hurt?

Love,

Unbeliever

Dear Un-

I think I promised readers a "stuff up your butt" column this week, to make up for all the medical columns. Yours will have to do.Read more »

alt.sex.column: A good fit

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Dear Andrea:

I want to have anal sex with my boyfriend. I read that you can wear a butt plug beforehand to prepare. True?

Love,

Willing

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alt.sex.column: My sibling's keeper

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Dear Andrea:

I'm having a problem with my brother. He wants to become a priest, and even though I want to be happy for him I cannot help but worry because in high school he told me that he thought he might be gay.

I'm worried that his secret desire will drive him to molest alter boys and I would rather he be a normal gay person than a priest who has relations with young men. How can I get him to talk to me? Should I tell him not to be a priest?

Love,

Concerned Sister

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alt.sex.column: New is as new does

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Dear Andrea:

We have been happily married five years and I think we're kind of out of ideas for new things to do. I think we're in a rut, and the weird thing is we're not talking about it. We usually talk about everything, but we're not talking about this! What are some new ideas for us, and how do I bring it up that I think we should try something new?

Love,

Almost Bored

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