Santorum

Eating and drinking Santorum

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Our frothy fecal friend is unlikely to become president, but there's plenty of cause for celebration: You can now both eat and drink Santorum.Read more »

GOP race is all about poo-poo

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And you thought it was all about birth control.

Can anybody seriously say that all the reporters and editors who write these stories and headlines about Santorum surging from the bottom and Santorum surging from behind don't know what they're doing?Read more »

Santorum lives for donuts and venison

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I love Bad Lip Reading. And the Rick Santorum ad is the best one ever.

We are all homosexuals.

The big fat chick stunk ... like beef.

I hold it like it's a fancy fist for joy.

I had some porn, and I swore, and some weird witch gagged me.

I'm living for donuts and venison.

The first time I drank I had my shoes under my arm.

Diarrhea is OK.

Check it out.

 

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How scary is Iowa?

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I know, I know: It doesn't deserve the hype. And Mitt Romney's going to be the Republican nominee anyway; the rest is all theater. And I was just joking about how it might help Obama if one of the true wingnuts won the Iowa Caucuses.

But in the cold light of a Jan. 4 morning, I have to say:Read more »