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BEST OF THE BAY 2014 READERS POLL IS HERE http://s.sfbg.com/pixel_vision/2014/08/26/best-bay-2014-coming <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/calavera_mariachi.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Our 40th annual Best of the Bay issue is coming Oct. 15!&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 20px;">This year's theme is Dia de los Muertos, in celebration of true Bay Area spirit.</span></p> <p><span style="line-height: 20px;"> </span><span class="read-more"><a href="/pixel_vision/2014/08/26/best-bay-2014-coming"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Best of the Bay 2014 Tue, 26 Aug 2014 19:43:26 +0000 admin 31167 at http://s.sfbg.com Rep Clock: Sep 17-23, 2014 http://s.sfbg.com/listing/2014/09/17/rep-clock-sep-17-23-2014 <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Schedules are for Wed/17-Tue/23 except where noted. Director and year are given when available. Double features marked with a •. All times pm unless otherwise specified.<span class="read-more"><a href="/listing/2014/09/17/rep-clock-sep-17-23-2014"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Rep Clock Wed, 17 Sep 2014 19:04:22 +0000 admin 31312 at http://s.sfbg.com Alerts: Sept 17-23, 2014 http://s.sfbg.com/listing/2014/09/17/alerts-sept-17-23-2014 <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>&nbsp;</p> <h4>Leather and Feathers: AIDS Emergency Fund's Annual Gala</h4> <p>Temple Nightclub, 540 Howard, SF. 7pm, $125. For the second year, the San Francisco AIDS Emergency Fund is hosting its annual gala, Leather and Feathers, to raise money for clients. This year, the organization is proud to debut Fantasy Runway, where community members will strut their finest leather, fetish gear, and drag.</p> <p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">FRIDAY 19</span></p> <p>&nbsp;<span class="read-more"><a href="/listing/2014/09/17/alerts-sept-17-23-2014"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Alerts Wed, 17 Sep 2014 19:00:28 +0000 admin 31311 at http://s.sfbg.com Film Listings: Sept 17-23, 2014 http://s.sfbg.com/listing/2014/09/17/film-listings-sept-17-23-2014 <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Film listings are edited by Cheryl Eddy. Reviewers are Kimberly Chun, Dennis Harvey, Lynn Rapoport, and Sara Maria Vizcarrondo. For rep house showtimes, see Rep Clock.</p> <p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">OPENING</span><span class="read-more"><a href="/listing/2014/09/17/film-listings-sept-17-23-2014"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Film Reviews Wed, 17 Sep 2014 18:52:18 +0000 admin 31310 at http://s.sfbg.com Events Listings: sept. 17-23, 2014 http://s.sfbg.com/listing/2014/09/17/events-listings-sept-17-23-2014 <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Listings are compiled by Guardian staff. Submit items for the listings at <a href="mailto:listings@sfbg.com">listings@sfbg.com</a>. For further information on how to submit items for the listings, see Selector.</p> <p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">WEDNESDAY 17</span><span class="read-more"><a href="/listing/2014/09/17/events-listings-sept-17-23-2014"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Events Wed, 17 Sep 2014 18:49:32 +0000 admin 31309 at http://s.sfbg.com Stage Listings: September 17-23, 2014 http://s.sfbg.com/listing/2014/09/17/stage-listings-september-17-23-2014 <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Stage listings are compiled by Guardian staff. Performance times may change; call venues to confirm. Reviewers are Robert Avila, Rita Felciano, and Nicole Gluckstern. Submit items for the listings at <a href="mailto:listings@sfbg.com">listings@sfbg.com</a>.</p> <p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">THEATER</span></p> <p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">OPENING</span><span class="read-more"><a href="/listing/2014/09/17/stage-listings-september-17-23-2014"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Stage Wed, 17 Sep 2014 18:45:10 +0000 admin 31308 at http://s.sfbg.com This Week's Picks: Sept 17-23, 2014 http://s.sfbg.com/listing/2014/09/17/weeks-picks-sept-17-23-2014 <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>WEDNESDAY/17</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;<span class="read-more"><a href="/listing/2014/09/17/weeks-picks-sept-17-23-2014"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> This Week's Picks Wed, 17 Sep 2014 18:24:19 +0000 admin 31307 at http://s.sfbg.com Head First http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/head-first <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--><br /> <p class="asubhed">Two fingers in the ass ain't bad</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/HeadFirst1_0.JPG" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--><br /> <p class="abodynoind">I never liked anything in my ass until I spent a couple hours with&nbsp;<a href="http://www.makesexeasy.com/" target="_blank">Charlie Glickman.</a>&nbsp;I met him at a party in Oakland while I was complaining about 20-something guys and their tendency to try to spear my anus with their dicks. Having spent most of my life in suburban America, I was only exposed to boys who had nothing but Internet porn and impatience, so even though I'd been interested in trying butt stuff, I never had the opportunity. I was close to giving up hope.<span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/head-first"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> News Volume 48, Issue 51 Head First Krissy Eliot Sex Issue 2014 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 17:39:22 +0000 steven 31306 at http://s.sfbg.com Titties and fried chicken http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/titties-and-fried-chicken <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><strong>THE WEEKNIGHTER </strong><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">In which Stuart succumbs to the lure of buffets and boobs.</span></p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/4851-food_sex_weeknighter.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><a href="mailto:culture@sfbg.com">culture@sfbg.com </a></p> <p><strong>THE WEEKNIGHTER</strong> "Come on Stuart. Titties and fried chicken. How can you, of all people, say no?"</p> <p>They were cajoling me via Twitter. There's probably some hip slang for that, twijoling maybe, but I don't know what it is. Regardless, Mik, Ed, Dottie, and Cait were really giving it to me. And of course I caved. Willpower isn't one of my powers. Plus, Mik was visiting from New York and I'd been meaning to go for so long anyway.<span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/titties-and-fried-chicken"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Food & Drink Volume 48, Issue 51 chicken Food & Drink Sex Issue 2014 Strip Clubs Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:09:36 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31305 at http://s.sfbg.com Family fish fry http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/family-fish-fry <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Enda Walsh's 'New Electric Ballroom' takes its Bay Area bow</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/4851-theater_0.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"><div class="aef-image-infos-title-legend">Sister act: Breda (Anne Darragh), Ada (Beth Wilmurt), and Clara (Trish Mulholland) <div class="aef-image-infos-credits">PHOTO BY PAK HAN</div></div></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><a href="mailto:arts@sfbg.com">arts@sfbg.com </a></p> <p><strong>THEATER</strong> Ireland's exceptional Enda Walsh may have gained wider attention and a bigger paycheck for his stage adaptation of indie film&nbsp;<em>Once</em>, but his real work for the stage is in more intricate little plays — far darker, funnier, and more polyphonous dramas like 1996's&nbsp;<em>Disco Pigs</em>&nbsp;and 2007's&nbsp;<em>The Walworth Farce</em>, the latter seen in Berkeley in 2009 when Cal Performances hosted Druid Theater of Galway's superb production.<span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/family-fish-fry"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Theater Volume 48, Issue 51 Enda Walsh Shotgun Players Theater Robert Avila Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:04:33 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31304 at http://s.sfbg.com Fall color http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/fall-color <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><strong>TABLEHOPPING</strong> A burst of openings signal the start of a warm, bright season.&nbsp;</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/4851-food_tablehopper.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"><div class="aef-image-infos-title-credits"><div class="aef-image-infos-title">Brenda's fried chicken, coming to Divis!</div> <span class="aef-image-infos-credits">PHOTO BY LIBBY TRUESDELL</span></div><div class="aef-image-infos-title-legend"></div></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><a href="mailto:culture@sfbg.com">culture@sfbg.com </a></p> <p><strong>TABLEHOPPING </strong>Lovers of fine wine are going to prick their ears up over this one: Mark Bright (Saison) is opening <strong>Bright's Les Clos</strong> (234 Townsend, SF; <a href="http://www.lesclossf.com">www.lesclossf.com</a>), a wine bar in SoMa, and let's just say there will be Burgundy. A lot of it. Plus some fantastic French dishes from Shawn Gawle, previously the pastry chef at Saison, who also has great savory skills as well.<span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/fall-color"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Restaurant Review Volume 48, Issue 51 Brenda's Meet and Three Bright's Les Clos Californios Food and Drink Hogwash Stem Tablehopper Tablehopping Union Larder Marcia Gagliardi Wed, 17 Sep 2014 08:56:42 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31303 at http://s.sfbg.com Sex in the Matrix http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/sex-matrix <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Virtual reality porn is coming soon, whether we're ready or not for its many implications</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/4851-sex_VR.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><a href="mailto:joe@sfbg.com">joe@sfbg.com </a></p> <p>In the future, humankind will get down and dirty with pixelated playmates. And that future is nearer than one might think.</p> <p>A year or so from now, the Oculus Rift Virtual Reality headset and other similar devices will hit the market. For the price of an Xbox, you can slip a pair of bulky goggles around your face, pop on surround-sound headphones and find yourself in a near photo-realistic world of electronic imagination.<span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/sex-matrix"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_image" width="325" height="275" alt="Caption here (*required)" src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/4851-sex_VR_0.jpg?1410946977" /> </div> </div> </div> Cover Story News Gamer Volume 48, Issue 51 Oculus Rift Porn Sex Issue 2014 Virtual Reality Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez Wed, 17 Sep 2014 08:44:39 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31302 at http://s.sfbg.com Polly's sexual (r)evolution http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/pollys-sexual-revolution <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>The queen of Kinky Salon pens a raw and revealing new memoir</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/4851-sex_polly_book.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><a href="mailto:steve@sfbg.com">steve@sfbg.com </a></p> <p>There's been more than one Polly, the author and namesake of the new memoir <em>Polly: Sex Culture Revolutionary</em>. That may be true for each of us as we engage with different interests and identities during our sexual development, but Polly has distilled her psychosexual journey down to three distinct personas that she assumed along the way.<span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/pollys-sexual-revolution"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Literature Volume 48, Issue 51 Sex Issue 2014 Steven T. Jones Wed, 17 Sep 2014 08:35:32 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31301 at http://s.sfbg.com Naughty Bits http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/naughty-bits <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Hot local notes on sex, Folsom, fetish fashion, bondage, and beyond</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/aef_image_original_format/4851-sex_naughtybits.jpg" alt="" title="" width="545" height="545"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:px"><div class="aef-image-infos-title-legend">I like it, I love it, I want some more of it: a Peter Berlin show (center) and other attention-grabbing good stuff <div class="aef-image-infos-credits">PETER BERLIN PHOTOGRAPHED BY PETER BERLIN</div></div></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">CAM WINS</span><span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/naughty-bits"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Arts & Culture Volume 48, Issue 51 Belle SF BondCon Kink.com Sex Issue 2014 Guardian Staff Writers Wed, 17 Sep 2014 08:24:05 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31300 at http://s.sfbg.com Good bad things http://s.sfbg.com/2014/09/17/good-bad-things <div class="field field-type-text field-field-sub-head"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p>Hookup songs should be the sonic equivalent of a good blowjob — plus, a few tunes you might want to skip</p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-aef-image field-field-uberimage"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="aef-image"><img src="http://s.sfbg.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Full_325_wide/4851-music_sex_illo.jpg" alt="" title="" width="325" height="275"/><div class="aef-image-infos" style="width:325px"><div class="aef-image-infos-title-legend">Don't get caught springting to change the music mid-makeout. <div class="aef-image-infos-credits">GUARDIAN ILLUSTRATION BY GRACE HENRY PINCER</div></div></div></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><!--paging_filter--> <p><a href="mailto:music@sfbg.com">music@sfbg.com</a><span class="read-more"><a href="/2014/09/17/good-bad-things"><strong>Read more &raquo;</strong></a></span></p> Music Features Volume 48, Issue 51 blowjob music Daniel Bromfield Sex Issue 2014 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 08:11:06 +0000 Joe Fitzgerald 31299 at http://s.sfbg.com