Sorry I stole your peanut butter, Grandma ...


but I'm a gay alcoholic pedophile who was molested by a priest when I was 12. On the moon. In pink knickers. With bunnies on them. If I donate $100,000 to your reelection cookie jar, can I have my AIM back? Oh Granny, your firewall's enormous -- but why such big glasses? ... --Marke B.

Oooh .. Granny's mad!!!

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