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6pm, $5 for SF Bicycle Coalition members; $10 for non-members. Public Works, 161 Erie, SF. (415) 932-0955, www.sfbike.org
Aphrodesia Afterhours Valentine's Day - Chocolate is hands down the best part of Valentine's Day. Join local chocolatier TCHO's chief chocolate guru, Brad Kintzer, for a demonstration on how to transform beans into bliss. Afterward, grab a love potion from the Cocktail Lab, frolic among the orchids, and enjoy a live performance by Le Quartet de Jazz. Remember to take a picture in the photo-booth -- a night dedicated to chocolate is a night to remember.
6-10pm, $10. Conservatory of Flowers, Golden Gate Park, 100 John F. Kennedy, SF. (415) 831-2090, www.conservatoryofflowers.org/rsvp
"Go Deep" lube wrestling for the boys - What says romance more than watching half-naked queer boys with fantastic monikers like Yogzar and Red Dragon wrestling in a vat of lube? Slide your way into V-Day at this monthly grip 'n slip put on by neo-Vaudevillian troupe SF Boylesque, with DJ Drama Bin Laden, a performance by the Bohemian Brethren, and Cajun food from Family Meal available on the back patio.
8-11:30pm, $10-$15. El Rio, 3158 Mission, SF. (415) 379-8000, www.calacademy.org/events/nightlife
Fri/10-Sat/11, 8pm; Sun/11, 2pm, $35-$65. Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, 701 Mission, SF. (415) 978-2787, www.ybca.org
Mortified's Annual Doomed Valentine's Show - Do you remember your first kiss? When you went for the gold, missed completely, and your lips puckered mid-air? Well, the folks at Mortified sure do. They have sorted through the oldest and nerdiest notebooks, letters, photos, and shoe-boxes so that they can share with you their most humiliating romantic encounters. Reinvigorate your disdain for this holiday by taking comedic comfort in the mishaps of these thick-skinned Valentine's veterans.
7:30pm, $14 adv; $21 at door. DNA Lounge, 375 11th St., SF. (415) 626-1409, www.getmortified.com
9pm-3am, $10 advance, $15. Public Works, 161 Erie, SF. (415) 932-0955, www.nonstopbhangra.com
Chinese New Year at the SF Symphony - Everyone living in a world-class city catches them sometimes: those I'm-not-being-cultural-enough blues. First World problems. Well, here's an entry-level event that not only showcases one of SF's most vibrant communities, but also employs superlative artistic minds. The symphony's Chinese New Year performance features musical arrangements penned exclusively by Chinese and Chinese-American composers, Carolyn Kuan conducting, and -- oh yes -- lion dancing with traditional snacks and tea during the family-friendly pre-concert reception.
9pm, $8. El Rio, 3158 Mission, SF. (415) 282-3325, elriosf.com
6pm-midnight, $10-$20. Harlot, 46 Minna, SF. (415) 559-3022 , www.forwardsf.com
SF Mixtape Society's "Under The Covers" music exchange and contest - Don't have someone to make a mixture for this year? It's OK. Your ex's musical taste was awful anyway! Put that playlist you love on a CD, cassette, or USB drive and have it land right in the ears of a random lucky someone. You'll end the night with someone else's meticulous mix, and everyone will get to vote for the playlist with the best track listings and artwork. Singleton fun!
6pm, free. The Make-Out Room, 3225 22nd St., SF. (415) 440-4177, www.sfmixtapesociety.com
7pm, $10. The Make-Out Room, 3225 22nd St., SF. (415) 440-4177, www.litquake.org
Motown on Monday at Madrone Art Bar - In the mood for a night of slow jams and relaxation with other hip sexy people? Motown Mondays features two dollar well drinks, chair massage, and DJs serving up originals, exclusive remixes, and "close relatives" of the greatest Motown hits.
6pm, free. Madrone Art Bar, 500 Divisadero, SF. (415) 241-0202, www.madroneartbar.com
8pm, $20. The Dark Room, 2263 Mission, SF. (415) 648-5244, www.crackpotcrones.com
Club Neon's Eighth Annual Valentine's Day Underwear Party - This is THE event for fresh and nubile indie heart-breakers, stripping down to make you all "daaamn!" and stuff. One of our favorite annual pantsless throwdowns, with steamy rock DJs Jamie Jams and EmDee making you want to take it all off.
10pm-2 am, $5, free with no pants before 11pm. The Knockout, 3223 Mission, SF. (415) 550-6884, www.theknockoutsf.com
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