June 4, 2003 (Vol. 37, Iss. 36)
noise.
Editors: Kimberly Chun & J.H. Tompkins
Art director: Lori Spears
Noise logo designer: J. Fish
Noise cover: Gregg Gordon for gigart.com
Music accounts executive: Chris Owen
Napa is for lovers
A close shave with the nature boys of Burmese.

By Mike McGuirk

LOCAL ROCK BAND Burmese have been a favorite of mine since I caught their act at Kimo's one night back in early 2000. Their brand of high-energy metalcore, as well as their practice of attacking the crowd, really got my blood pumping. One time when I saw them, members of the opening band, Face down in Shit (great name), were so incensed by singer-bassist Mike G.'s antics (which included walking on top of their girlfriends' heads about two seconds into the set) that they punched him square in the face and sent him sprawling. Another time I saw Burmese, the first thing they did was turn these 10,000-watt white lights on the crowd, which practically burned everybody's eyebrows off. The other great detail about Burmese is that they have had, like, 10 different drummers over the years. One of them was local publicity magnet and simulated-leather-boy rock star John Dwyer. As the story goes, Dwyer got his ass kicked out of the band while they were on tour. For the record, there is no bad blood today between the parties involved, as both Mikes mentioned during this interview that "Dwyer was an incredible drummer" who "brought a real intensity to the music."

I have seen Burmese evolve from total spazz rock to their current incarnation as a heavy metal superfunk power violence four-piece in which a two-headed, four-armed rhythm unit lays down beats for the sweaty interaction of the group's two bass players. There is no guitar. Sometimes one of the drummers plays tape loops. The vocals are either growled or screeched.

Burmese's shows have always been exciting, both for the antics they display and the style of music they deliver. Also my full-length Burmese CD, Monkeys Tear Man To Shreds, Man Never Forgives Ape, Man Destroys Environment (2001), has plenty of great songs that I like to listen to again and again. Now the group is planning on releasing two albums on the same day, June 13 – Friday the 13th, in fact – much the same way Guns N' unleashed both volumes of Use Your Illusion on the public back in 1991. They are celebrating the event with a party at the Hemlock Tavern on that very night. You should go to it. A Mere Shadow and Reminiscence of Humanity is a sludgy new full-length release on local label tUMULt. The other, White, is a collection of interpretations of songs by obscuro destructo-power electronics band Whitehouse and is put out by the good folks at Planaria.

Nice and menacing

One of the interesting things about Burmese is that although they present a very violent and menacing image onstage, offstage they are among the sweetest and nicest young men anyone could want to meet. I learned this recently when I interviewed the band about their music and the things that drive them.

When I contacted bass player Mike G. about doing the interview, I mentioned that I hate doing interviews and that I would like to do something different with this one. He suggested I go with the band on one of their frequent day trips up to Napa Valley. "We go up there once or twice a month," he said. "Just to clear our heads and breathe some fresh air."

This sounded like a great idea to me, so I went with drummers Mark S. and Mark S. and bass players Mike G. and Mike G. up to Napa Valley State Park in Calistoga, where we spent the day sitting in the sun and talking about all sorts of things, but mostly music.

Once we were settled in a nice clearing, I got out my tape recorder and we began discussing the band's influences, the reactions they seek from crowds, and the way they've evolved in the last five years or so.

Brutal sound effects

Burmese's music is pure brutality, both sonically and lyrically, although you can't really understand any of the lyrics. What you get is a feeling, especially live. I don't know why it is that I am drawn to bands like this, and more important, why bands are inspired to make such music, so I put the question to the group. Bassist Mike G., chewing on a long blade of grass, offered, "For me, I want to show people something so terrible that they have to reject it. Also it's just fun as shit to be loud and really annoying and disgusting."

As the sun broke through a passing cloud and bathed us all in a warm golden glow, other bass player Mike G. said, "I like to say the word 'fuck' in public. I like to read Marquis de Sade. I like to watch horror movies. I like to read horror books, and about sadism. I like pornography."

He continued, "Music that has the power and the intensity of fucking and killing, like you can feel that – you're fucking ... killing ..."

He was interrupted as a beautiful orange-and-black monarch butterfly landed on his shoulder, and I asked him why he would want to kill people with his music. As the butterfly crawled up his arm, he explained, "There are things you can't actually demonstrate in society, and since we're still like ... apes, we want to tear things apart, go nuts. So to have an outlet for that, passive people play video games. But music is somewhere on a more intellectual level, and it can be on a physical, animal level.

"But most music is weak. No one ever wants to address sexuality except through innuendo. People talk about war in music and sexuality and war in music, and they skirt the issues of what people really do. Sexuality and violence – when they mix, it's just ..." He gets really excited, "They fuck each other's babies. You know, they slit the baby out and fuck the mother and fuck the baby ..."

Drummer Mark S., holding a bunny rabbit that had hopped into his arms, added, "And then they kill them both."

Reaching over to feed the rabbit some pellets of food he had in a plastic bag labeled "For Bunnies" in his pants pocket, the still visibly excited Mike G. summed it up: "That's what's in our music. We like to mix that with music. And why not? There's these boundaries. That's we want to do – push those boundaries out."

The next thing he did left me a bit disturbed. He pulled a Leg Show magazine out of his back pocket, spread a picture of a naked young girl before him on the ground, pulled a three-inch braid of pubic hair from his pants, placed it strategically on the girl's body in front of him, and moaned, "It looks so real, so real." It was creepy as hell, but I didn't let it spoil the beautiful day we were having, or my impression of these fine young men.

Burmese play a CD-release party June 13, 10 p.m., Hemlock Tavern, 1131 Polk, S.F. $6. (415) 923-0923.