July 2 , 2003 (Vol. 37, Iss. 40)
noise.
Editors: Kimberly Chun & J.H. Tompkins
Art director: Lori Spears
Noise logo designer: J. Fish
Music accounts executive: Chris Owen

This is nowhere

When it comes to California, it's the myth that matters, not the music.

By J.H. Tompkins

LAST YEAR I had a brief e-mail correspondence with a youngish man named Clem from Cherry Valley, N.Y., concerning Gram Parsons and the origins of Los Angeles-style country rock back in the day. My capital in the conversation came from a frog-in-the-well first-person perspective ("Well, I saw Poco right after Timmy Schmidt joined the band, at the Golden Bear in Huntington Beach in July 1969, and they ..."). But Clem knew his stuff. He'd read, he'd listened, and he'd thought, and what he sent me was a long, eloquent tribute to the contributions Parsons made to the American musical landscape.

My reply was snide, shallow, and reactive. I pointed to Parsons as an example of image trumping music, saying something to the effect that Rick Nelson – when he was still Ricky and later with his Stone Canyon Band – had as much impact on the face of music at the turn of the decade as Parsons did. In my defense, I'll say this: there was some truth in my message. Beyond that, well, I was, like, really fucking tired when I pressed the send button – I'd been up all night trying, unsuccessfully, to meet a deadline. More to the point, I was giving in to the kind of knee-jerk backlash that impels critics, crate diggers, and front-runners to feed a voraciously hungry popular culture with myths built on foundations of sand. One recent version: If you liked (as I did) the Brothers Johnson's funk classic "Strawberry Letter 23," wait until you hear Shuggie Otis, the guy who wrote it. Hmmmm. Another: I mentioned the Buffalo Springfield's solid 2001 compilation, Box Set, to a visiting freelancer, who smirked and – in a conspiratorial whisper – said, "Look, what you've really got to hear is 'White Cliffs of Dover,' by Sir Walter Raleigh and the Coupons – 1964, it's the shit."

The truth is – please don't spread this around – that I am one of perhaps six people in the universe who have heard the song in question. Because you could say, if you are given to massive understatement, that I was a Buffalo Springfield fan once upon a time. And if you were to ask who the drummer was for the Seattle-based Coupons – who were named after a cigarette whose manufacturer (based in Raleigh, N.C.) included coupons in each pack in a lame attempt to cash in on America's fascination with the Beatle-inspired British invasion – the answer would be none other than Dewey Martin, who in two years would be the drummer for the Buffalo Springfield. Martin's singular contribution to that band – beyond attempting to hijack its name after the group disintegrated by putting together, briefly, the Buffalo Springfield Again (not coincidentally, the title of the group's second album) – was to develop a widespread reputation as the one consistently weak link in an otherwise outstanding lineup. But when it comes to California music, facts matter to fans about as much as apologies matter to a band screwed by a record label. California's place in the imagination is more important than its dry-land self; America needs the Golden State as a kind of coast of last resorts, a place that, should you move there, your bad luck would turn. At one time Hollywood cowboys recorded songs that took America back to a mythic past. But when the Beach Boys dropped "Surfin'," and then "Surfin' Safari," and then "409," "Shutdown," "In My Room," "Fun, Fun, Fun," "I Get Around," "California Girls," "Good Vibrations," and dozens of other odes to life in the Golden State, popular culture served up a here-and-now California that America grabbed like a winning Lotto ticket.

I was once honor-bound to stack up reality against myth, to point out the many things known only to a person who used to buy records at the Wherehouse in Hawthorne, where the Wilson family lived; a person who, after being arrested for possession of refined opium, found himself sharing a holding cell with a famous studio drummer who claimed to play in the studio what the Eagle's Don Henley could not; a person who late at night when the temperature finally dropped below 90 degrees would drive the 7 from Southgate to the 10 to the Hollywood freeway with the windows down and the volume up so that the bass line created by Joe Walsh on "One of These Nights" made screws pop loose in the dashboard; a person who thought that maybe time would, in his extremely special case, make an exception and stand still forever.

That was a mistake. Nearly 40 years after I learned from studying liner notes on the back of record albums that "14-year-old David Marks played the toes-on-the-nose rhythm guitar" for the Beach Boys and that the Byrds' Jim McGuinn had trust in the fact that "everything would turn out alright," it could be said that my version was as suspect as any. Besides, as the years went by, I came to realize I was just waiting for Andre Young to grow up enough to become Dr. Dre and deliver the music that got me through the '90s and into the next century. But that's another story.

There is this, however. As we were putting this issue to bed, Victor Krummenacher, Bay Guardian art director, bassist for Camper Van Beethoven, and writer of "The Canyon Was on Fire," on page 48, told a story that certainly has mythic dimension: "In 1990 I flew into Los Angeles with two guitars and a suitcase to pay a quick visit to my boyfriend before going out on what turned out to be Camper's final tour. I was standing curbside, when an older guy came up to me and explained that he had a van and would take me anywhere I wanted to go, cheaper than anyone else – adding that what he was doing was kind of illegal, so we had to make it quick. He looked OK, and I figured, whatever, and so I said sure. In a minute we were in his van and headed off toward Hollywood. After a couple of minutes, he asked if I was in a band, and I told him about Camper Van Beethoven. He hadn't heard of us but said that he used to be in a band, too. I asked him the name, and he said, 'It was called the Buffalo Springfield.' The ride to Hollywood ended up lasting several hours, because we got to talking, and he gave me a tour of the places where his band had played and partied over the years. It was Dewey Martin. He was a great guy, and what I remember more than anything was that he said over and over, when it came to being in a band, Stills and Young could be real assholes."