December 3 , 2003 (Vol. 38, No. 10)

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Editor: Kimberly Chun
Art director: Lori Spears
Noise logo & cover designer: J. Fish
Music accounts executive: Chris Owen

The beast of 2003

By Vivian Host

I HAVE LOST and found a lot of old cassette tapes in the past six months, mainly because my car has been broken into four times. Every time my neighborhood drug fiends jimmy open the door on my 1993 Honda Accord, they steal boxes of address labels and votive candles from Pier 1 but seem to have no interest in my dubbed and redubbed rave tapes. Thanks to diligent thieves digging out the trash from underneath my car seats, I once again drive at warp speed to DJ Vitamin D's 1992 head-fuck breakbeat hardcore, the chunky bass lines of an MC-filled 1996 set from now defunct British pirate radio station Pressure FM, and ragga madness streamed live from mid-'90s London's most infamous jungle club, AWOL, a name that stood for A Way of Life.

For years and years jungle has been a way of life for me, and the scene has come full circle this year. In 2003, producers from all genres tried to take drum 'n' bass back to the raw, rugged sound from which it was born. Belfast's Calibre, with his bone-rattling dub influences, and Full Cycle DJs Krust and Die, with their bouncy bass lines and straightforward club tracks, probably did it best, although artists like Twisted Individual, Hazard, and even left-field IDM types like S.K.-1 and Knifehandchop put in a good show.

One of the things I'm reminded of when I listen to drum 'n' bass – even now, in its incredibly smoothed-out and sometimes overproduced incarnations – is how it introduced me to so many other things. I may have never liked 4/4 beats if not for tracing jungle's roots back to the late '80s acid house that many of the game's top producers were influenced by as young ravers. In 1996, jump-up jungle gave me a new respect for Mobb Deep – possibly one of the most sampled acts in the genre. Before that, ragga jungle immersed me deep in the world of dancehall vocalists like Beenie Man and Bounty Killer, whose gun talk was more rugged and raw than N.W.A.

Although ragga jungle doesn't really get made much anymore, I'm still into dancehall. Last night I went to see one of its top vocalists, Elephant Man, who is on the verge of blowing up in the American urban market the way Sean Paul did at the start of this year. Elephant Man is no Sean Paul: he's way more left field and way more interesting and way more Jamaican. I worry American audiences won't fall for Ele, with his bright yellow and red hair and homophobic lyrics and habit of referring to his penis as the Anaconda. They'll be missing out.

Elephant Man's live show was arguably the most entertaining thing I've seen all year. It had everything going against it: two horrible opening bands, a church basement as a venue, overpriced Hypnotiq shots, and Elephant Man going on nearly two hours late. But they don't call Elephant the Energy God for nothing. The man was on fire. He played all his ruffneck dancehall anthems – "Log On," "Bad Man a Bad Man," "Shizzle My Nizzle" – while begging the crowd to run around like crazy and tear up the place, punk rock style. The highlight of the show was Elephant Man and his crew performing their own signature dances, including Row Di Boat, Signal Di Plane, the Shelly Belly, the On Line, the Get out My Face, and one that involved a motion not unlike picking up a giant boulder and dropping it on your own face. No, wait, here's the best part: his dance instructor is a twentysomething Japanese girl named Keeva who beat out a gaggle of Jamaican women to win the Dancehall Queen title in 2002.

Elephant Man reminds me of what I liked about music in 2003. It didn't matter if it was pop, mainstream, or somewhere in between – the CDs I wore out belonged to artists with personality and a sense of humor, whether that meant a rock band that listened to new jack swing on the tour bus, a rapper who rejoiced in the crackling of his teenage voice, or a crazy Jamaican who genuinely thought it would be cool to do a dancehall cover of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger."

Top 10

1. Psychonauts, Songs for Creatures (International Deejay Gigolos)

2. T. Raumschmiere and Miss Kittin, "The Game Is Not Over" (Mute)

3. Krust, Die, and MC Tali at Milk, Aug. 10

4. Lotek Hi-Fi, "Percolator" (Big Dada)

5. Michael Mayer and the Kompakt label

6. Anything by Legowelt

7. Brown Dash, "Puff 'N Pass" (Ghetto Ruff)

8. Dominoes at Crucial, Wednesday nights at Nickie's BBQ

9. Junior Sanchez's Cube Records label

10. Les Savy Fav live, anywhere anytime

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