Bears in jell-o! Female bears!

12.12.06 - 10:41 am | Marke B. |

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OK OK I know we're giving the bears a lot of play lately in the clubs section, but the whole bear nightlife thing is truly a phenomenon. There's all these bear clubs now! Too bad the music lames, in my book -- all kinda hi-nrg circuity, but I guess that's kind of run-off from the whole "we're fat but macho!" thing. (Fact: bears are big girls. That's what I love about them. They're so cute! I've slept with ever so many... )

So yes, the big (hahahaha) bear club is Bearracuda and now the extra-machowannabes of the universe -- and wonderful, at that. these are hot athletes-- SF FOG RUGBY is hosting this weekend. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

The Fog invades Bearracuda on Saturday, December 16th @ The Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin at Turk. DJs Underdog and Polar Bear will be spinning tunes. $6 gets you in, with part of the proceeds from the door going to the SF Fog. $2.75 drafts, free massages, rugby players and bears! Festivities run from 10pm to 3am.

There's also a BIG BEAR FOG RUGBY JELL-O WRESTING fundraiser at El Rio on Sunday. REALLY! And it's WOMEN RUGGERS. The ladies on the flyer look truly hot in a bodacious ripped t-shirt babe kinda way -- so hot I accidentally dropped mine in the toilet at Deco where I received it. Didn't make a good straw at all. Looks like the Fog women are really taken over. Here's the dets:

WHERE: El Rio
ADDRESS: 3158 Mission St (@ Cesar Chavez)
DATE: Sunday, December 17, 2006
TIME: 3:00pm - 6:00pm

WHAT: Beer, Jell-O wrestling, Jello-shots, half-dressed high-heeled babes, nearly-nude ringboys, girl-on-girl/girl-on-boy/boy-on-boy/multiples...something to please each discerning visual palatte. HOT.

you must go... you must go ... I must go ....

PS -- went to Metal Patricia's amazing tranny rock n roll party last Saturday (and every second saturday) at My Place. It was fun! I got tequila poured down my throat by Metal P.'s sticky fingers ... a lot ....