By Molly Freedenberg
Screw my red velvet duvet cover and all its soft, squishy opulence. If only I had an extra $1300, I'd redecorate my bed with a bit of bite from Quiltsryche. But since I'm poor, I'll just have to settle for going to sleep with Ministry on my headphones.
Bangover, by Quiltsryche
Thanks to Thrillist for the tip.