In which drag queens read Amanda Bynes tweets and the Internet temporarily boomerangs


Have you ever tweeted with such dedication and furor that you reached a higher plane? That the world fell away and you were left with the impression that, through a series of carefully crafted @'s and acronyms, you could express life's true wonder? I have, courtesy a stage full of drag queens performing Amanda Bynes' Internet breakdown/meta-world breakthrough on Friday night. 

Today, Amanda Bynes called RuPaul ugly and she may have gotten another nose job. Go ahead and don't read up on the situation if you have no idea who Amanda Bynes is because as she's fond of telling us, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW YOU CAN READ ON TWITTER and below are my tweets from that magical Friday night. Thanks to Lady Bear, Ben McCoy, Joshua Grannel, D'Arcy Drollinger, and Martha T. Lipton for pinpointing the voice of 2013 with the week-of creation of "The Bynes Monologues", and to Rebel for having a $5 frozen TV dinner special. Even if I'm sure absolutely no one ordered one that night, the tangibility of such a thing was a nice contrast to the high Internet muckery that was to occur.