By Tim Redmond
You've seen the late-night cable-TV ads. You've seen the drag queens portraying him on Halloween in the Castro. He fixes my teeth (well, one of his associates does, but I've met The Man.) And now Beth Spotswood wants him to run for mayor!.
I love her candidates list: Brian Boitano, Cheech Marin ("you know what the mayor's office is missing? A bong"), and -- of course -- George Clooney ("he's already broken up with Jennifer Siebel.") But I'm voting for Dr. Jang.