Mahmoud Ahmadinegay


This one's a real corker. Iran's national nightmarish, Holocaust-denying president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke today at Columbia University -- in the interests of promoting democratic exchange, of course! And to help Americans who have "suffered in diverse ways and have been deprived of access to accurate information." Columbia's president Lee Bollinger asked him what he called a "tough question": What about the persecution of gays in his country?

The response: "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals like in your country."

No, Little Hitler, you just have hanged, flogged, and beheaded ones. (Oh! My bad. That last one was our fabulous Saudi allies. Rock on Saudi Arabia!)

Pic from -- oh dear, strange bedfellows --

Hey Ahmadinegay, bite my gay Arab ass, and then work me on the wicked dance floor of your life. One look at your alterna-beard and sassy coif and my gaydar goes apewild.

PS. Nice shoes, Mahry.


PPS. "Too hobbit"

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