And if you're following the latest Vatican scandal ...


... and you're reading about the Pope and his ol' chum from San Francisco, and how the Catholic League blames homosexuals for the pedophilia scandal, and how the Vatican now equates bad press to the Holocaust, you might enjoy this nice little video. It's funny, but it's not funny -- when I was a kid in Catholic school, we all knew you didn't want to be chosen to be an altar boy. We could have used some of this fine product back then.