Dare to bare this weekend? We've got something for that ass

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Grab your silkscreened Butt Guardian at the Castro Nude-In and Folsom Street Fair.

Supervisor Scott Wiener recently introduced legislation that would encourage all of SF's legally protected nudists to put something under their rear ends before sitting down in public. And God knows we here at Guardian are all for running around naked in public (sorry, C.W. Nevius) -- but we have nothing against a healthy sense of personal hygiene. That's why we printed a full page Butt Guardian in this week's paper, the perfect cheek-to-cheek companion. (Download and print your own paper version here.)

But we're coming up on a big weekend for naked, so this afternoon we went all DIY. Look for us at the naked hot spots and we'll hook you up with a hand-silkscreened cloth version of the Butt Guardian. Nudes, you can use!

Here's where we'll be handing out the Butt Guardians (and aren't they gorgeous):

Castro Nude-In

Do your part -- not enough people know that they're legally allowed to strut around like so many jaybirds in SF. Maybe that'll change after this convivial Folsom Street Fair warm-up. 

Sat/24 noon, free

Castro and 17th sts., SF

 

Folsom Street Fair

Them streets get dirty after this Fair gets going -- you know you'll need a lil' something to shield the junk in your trunk. 

Sun/25 11 a.m.-6 p.m., $10 suggested donation

Folsom between 7th and 12th sts., SF

www.folsomstreetfair.org

 

Comments

The homeless long ago figured out that this was the best use of The Guardian!

Posted by Right on Sister Snapples on Sep. 23, 2011 @ 4:16 pm

I thought it was to ENDLESSLY comment on its website. 

Posted by caitlin on Sep. 24, 2011 @ 6:23 pm

greetings I was at he Castro St. Nude-in today, in my birthday suit ( all accept for my Cock-Ring ) and one of your ladies interviewed me and took my photo sitting on a Butt Guardian. I would love to e sent tht photo, and any others you may have of me. I am a nude figure model, ( I explained it to the lovely lady) and have a photo book of my hard cock that I thought your Gaurdian may be interested in running story about. it was recently featured in the Playgirl Magazine and Playboy Cable Channel. the site is ww.meetmrhappy.com. check it out and let me know. cheers! Wil 707 291 3404

Posted by Guest wil nolan on Sep. 24, 2011 @ 7:28 pm

"The Butt Guardian"

Nice to see SFBG doing some realistic branding of itself.

Posted by Guest on Sep. 25, 2011 @ 9:57 am

Anybody who walks around naked is an aggressive narcissist and an idiot.

Posted by Guest on Sep. 25, 2011 @ 6:14 pm